It is I, your Evil Overlord Dark Chocolate! As one of my loyal subjects, you are required to learn about the COMPLETELY AND TOTALLY ACCURATE history of the origins of my great princedom kingdom! (I'll decide on this later)[EMPIRE! My awesome Evil Empire!]
Within these pages is the record of my rise to greatness! Feast your eyes upon my accomplishments so that you may know how awesome I am and how lucky you are to have such a great pony as your Evil Overlord!
NOT FOR ICKY OLDER SISTERS! (Yes that means you Tutti! Hooves off or I'm telling Mom!)
Chapters (4)
Greatest. Idea. Ever. Pi is stupid.
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This is basically set in Season 1. Green text would be coming from around season 6 which is about 3 chronological years in the future (give or take).
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That explains why only Celestia is mentioned as a princess, and nopony else. Unless I missed Luna somewhere, though with her vanishing until season 2, would explain why she's not mentioned. Same with Cadance, and Twilight is still a unicorn.
This is great.
I love it.
I love you,
please make more.
:) this is fun
This reminds me of a short story of a colt wanting to be a major bad guy, so he schedules a time to enact his villainous plan, he scheduled his plan with Princess Celestia. When I last read it, it was a cute 3-chapter story that was pure diabetes fuel.
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This has been a LOT of fun to write, lol!
“Candyland?”
Adorable, even if evil.
Dark Chocolate is such a cute mc, he's the greatest. I can just imagine a smol Lil guy doing all these crazy shenanigans :D
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He is a smol precious bean with big (if misguided) dreams and I love him, yes
Pray for the sanity of his mother
I swear that you only need to add a stuffed tiger, and you complete the Calvin and Hobbes comparison. Or maybe it's just me who sees it.
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Shoot, giving Milk/Dark a stuffed/toy "minion" was probably a missed opportunity now that I think about it, lol! That could have made for some cute: "I told Mr Pickles to act as a lookout and warn me when Mom was coming, but he must have fallen asleep; because he didn't say anything when Mom showed up and found me taking the cookies" moments.
Admittedly, I'm not thinking of Calvin and Hobbes so much when I'm writing this (though I can see his parent's getting just as exasperated XD). In my mind, Milk/Dark's channeling a slightly more naïve version of South Park's Professor Chaos.
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Every good villain needs an animal minion. MLP seemed to not get that message though. And maybe I'm just reading too many of those comics that I kind of see things that aren't there.