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Celestia on a bike!

I utterly despise how unappreciated this story is. It's a divinely executed blend of horror and dark comedy (the bonus endings adding a bit of surreal humor to it was the cherry on the top). This has to be one of my favorite stories written by you. Personally, I would appreciate a prequel dedicated to exploring Derpy's tormented and premusably abusive childhood, where the reason she is this way is explained to the readers.

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Thanks. This is the story I forget that I wrote because no one talks about it. That gag ending is a product of the usual intrusive thought weirdness that builds up whenever I write anything. There's always a voice telling me to do something completely bizarre that totally flips the story upside down. This is possibly the only time I actually let the intrusive thoughts take the wheel.