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TechnoNerd


Stupid stories for the low, low price of your firstborn children. o(*^▽^*)┛

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Twilight was having a good day. We were all having a good day.

And then freakin' Robert here decides to become the resident elder god.

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Equestria promptly had its name changed to Robertland, Robert's Land of Ponies. Twilight Sparkle became a generic neko girl with magical powers, who accompanied her maid teacher Celestia in a quest to defeat the evil Flash Sentry, known by all (but mostly Robert) to be the ultimate waifu stealer.

:rainbowlaugh: waifu stealer?
Really Robert? Ya had to do that?

Awesome story
(My favorite part is ROBERT!)

What in the name of all things pony did I just read?:unsuresweetie:

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

There goes my last brain cell.

loved this, had a great laugh...

This is incredible after bobert from Minecraft story my insomnia brought me here

We begin our story with you. You are reading this story. This story is about Robert. Robert is a human being, like you and me. Maybe that shadow lurking in your bathroom, too, but I wouldn't know.

Best part
Here’s a mustache :moustache:

"You're approaching me?" Robert turned his full attention to Discord. "Instead of running away from me, the new Elder God of all Equestria, you're coming right to me?"

Discord rolled up the cuffs of his nonexistent sleeves. "I can't beat the sh t out of you without getting closer. Scaring ponies is my job!"

Mother of god....

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I aim to obliterate brain cells with dead memes. :)

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