Bobert lived a relatively normal life. He woke up, tended to the farm, abandoned his kids played with the children, and scammed passing visitors to the village.
However, one fateful night was all it'd take to change all of that forever.
A single bite. That's all it took for Bobert to fall to the undead. Were it not for the noble efforts of one of his scam victims trusted trading partners, Bobert wouldn't never seen the light of day again. At least, not without getting himself set on fire.
So anyway, Bobert decided it'd be neat to check out the swirly portal thing and now he's in Equestria. Equestria has pumpkins. Bobert must acquire them all.
Villagers were harmed in the making of this story.
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It was..................... beautiful
Have the first upvote from me fellow insomniac and also a mustache
This fic- no this story is truly a master piece of drama suspense and betrayal
Perfection
This has to have been the greatest story I have ever read and makes me wonder what an actual villager fic would be like... That'd be weird as hell. Of course, this may really be the only way to write a story with a MineCraft Villager protagonist.
Hrm.
...I never expected to come across a story involving a Minecraft villager...
...though I wasn't disappointed in the slightest when I did.
Here's my pre-emptive congratulations at getting featured, because this is a story that's probably going to get featured.
This story fits all my standards when it comes to humor! Have a mustache and an upvote
Truly a beautiful dumpster fire, brought a tear of joy to mine eyes.
🅱obert
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May I interest the both of you in telling you that this story has now been featured?
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Excellent
“Bobert” sounds like Sneaky Sasquatch.
Really? Dr. D is here? Hooray! And, I’ve named better inators. Like the “TocaWorld-inator” or the “Be quiet baby brother inator” “Curse you number of p and f memes inator
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An improvement probably could've been the Pumpkin Attract-inator! Or... something.
...also, yeah, now that I think about it, the story is missing two major things...
1. A backstory as to why Doofenshmirtz created this inator
2. A self destruct button.
...a catchy jingle couldn't hurt either...
ahem
Doofenshmirtz isekai'd in Equestriaaa
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I know a good backstory!
Back in Gimmelshtump, pumpkins were considered very special. My parents, they never invited me to the pumpkin festival, but my perfect brother Roger got a pumpkin thing all for himself! Once, he got a pumpkin see-saw, and he didn’t share! I mean, you need two people for a seesaw! That’s obvious! I studied that pumpkins were the most loved vegetable in Equestria, so I travel there, get all the pumpkins, and then they’ll give me whatever I want to get their precious pumpkins back, so Celestia and Luna will abdicate the throne, and so will cadence and twilight, so me and my Normbots will take over Equestria!
But i donno where to add a self destruct button.
Oh there you are Perry
A kid in a sheet? A platypus in a sheet? PERRY THE PLATYPUS IN A SHEET?
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...definitely sounds like Doofenshmirtz... but needs a bit of tweaking...
...so me and my Normbots will take over, first Equestria, and then, the Tri-State Area!
...okay, at this point. I'm unironically wanting a story all about Doofenshmirtz getting thrown in Equestria.
...just...
...this seems like an untapped gold mine.
...ahem.
Fanfiction authors- ASSEMBLE
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*screeches in doof*
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I'm following you now.
I am now expecting a Doofenshmirtz story to come out.
Don't disappoint me.
:)
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On it!
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I am now following you.
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And I have created a new story about dr. doof in Equestria.
Expect disaster.
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:)
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I haven't even read the story and already giving this fic a like from the description alone
Edit: k this is premium crackfic excuse me while I go make my mom concerned for my mental health with all the laughter imma burst out
If anyone in the future is reading the comments and is curious, GJ did come out with A Dr. Doofenshmirtz story...
...though word of forewarning, it's not exactly all it was made out to be... the concept still does have a load of potential, and it's possible that story might even improve with time somewhere later down the line. But at the moment...
Nice meme.
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A true work of art.
I'm sending this to all my friends, they're gonna love it XD
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:D
This is the single greatest piece of fiction that any man has ever written.
Pro tip: only do stuff when you’re sleep deprived. I made an addon for Minecraft, starting at 1 AM and ending at 3. I never played it. I’m too afraid. But I do remember that Celestia’s face is the sun (like in every addon I make, no matter how unrelated it is to ponies.)! Oh, and I added a railgun.
I found it. I finally found it. The 2nd story to go into my WTF folder. I love it.
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a worthy addition
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It is.
Nice! 3 way crossover too!
It’s a bit rushed, but it’s cool!
Wtf. I love this so much. Why do I love a steaming hot garbage fire? DOES NOT MATTER I LOVE IT!
......
WTF?!