A Clockwork Pony

by Elric of Melnipony

A Glossary of Foalsat Slang

A Glossary of Foalsat Slang

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Andyart: Oh, wow, look at the colors!

Bolshy: Large.

Bratchny: When a mommy pony and a daddy pony have a baby pony but the mommy pony and the daddy pony aren't married, the baby pony is a bratchny.

Bratty: Brother. (Plural bratties.)

Britva: Razor.

Celestias: Bits. (Because her picture is on them.)

Cider-plus: Apple cider with something else mixed in, often of an illegal nature.

Condimenter: Salt addict.

Crast: To rob.

Donk: Small amount of knowledge.

Droog: Friend and/or criminal partner.

Foalsat: Teenage pony; a pony that used to have a foalsitter but now no longer needs one.

Glazzies: Eyes.

Goloss: Voice.

Granny smith: Elderly mare.

Hoofchok: An attack with one's hoof.

In-mouth: To eat.

Ingram: Allows you to hear wonderful music.

Itty-bits, itty-bitties: Bits.

Marechik: Young mare.

Megan: Private parts of a mare or filly.

Nosh: Ask your Jewish friend.

Ported: Teleported. (Duh.)

Renzetti: Some guy who used to work on some TV show about ponies, I don't know.

Shining: Royal guard or other law-enforcement pony.

Shoo-bee-doo: Great, excellent, awesome, etc. (Derivation unknown.)

Shop-crast: See crast.

Sillypony: Excited, energetic, uninhibited, ready to commit crime, etc.

Slovo: Word.

Smeck: To laugh.

Snails: Stupid.

Sombra: Terrible. (Considered mildly obscene.)

Sophisto: Highly fashionable, usually upper-class.

Spatchka: Sleep.

Stalloveck: Stallion.

Teek: Telekinesis. (Derived from "TK".)

Veck: See stalloveck.

Viddy: To see.

Yummies: Desserts.

Zacherle: Head.

Author's Note:

If you're thinking that some of these are from the original novel by Anthony Burgess, you're absolutely right.

Comments

[ZombieWarrior478]

I haven't read this yet, (Maybe I will) But is this story inspired by A Clockwork Orange?

[Elric of Melnipony]

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Correct, although all of the violence has been replaced by throwing desserts. (I was inspired by the pie fight in the "Over A Barrel" episode.)

[ZombieWarrior478]

10572154
Ok.

[Changeling404]

I had a similar idea when I watched Hugo. I sadly underrated movie...

[AquilaVisus]

The wrong kind of ponification. It's more 'A Clockwork Orange' than 'My Little Pony' :(

See Nineteen-Neighty Four for a good ponification of another popular novel :)

[Moonlight Tome]

So, is this with or without the crucial Chapter 21?