Twilight Sparkle has finally perfected a device allowing ponies to speak to each other over great distances. Unfortunately, the first call she receives is from Pinkie.
Things suddenly happens when you open an unknown app, but I didn't expect to loss 90% of my memories and becoming a pony in just a single click though.
When Twilight Sparkle discovered these strange 'waves' from space, she just had to find out what they are! What could they be? What kind of messages could they contain? Are they even messages?
Twilight gives Spike a journal. He is not amused. Nevertheless, he shall write whatever happens to him and his friends in it, no matter how strange. Covers S1, with bonus chapters from the CMC.
What if the pony you loved came to Earth? Like actually? Not the shows-up-on-your-doorstep kind. The you'll-never-even-get-to-meet-her kind. She's here, all you've ever wanted is here, but this isn't a fantasy. Reality is lot more bitter.
Amusing, and most of those things actually happen on small scales. I don't think a run on the banks has ever come from a policy like this though. Although some of this is actually within what would count as a positive outcome, if the sole desired outcome is stimulus. Being selfish still stimulates the economy, as does gambling.
You can tell this fanfic was based WAY early on in the show when Twilight is pulling a Chancellor Neighsay XD And old Neighsay to boot! Not to mention that if this was season 9 that means Fluttershy was like 11 or 9 in S1? And headcannon on the parents too XD This did help the story a fair bit since it helps to preserve the immersion.
This was HILARIOUS to read. I have a question though... if Fluttershy is fifteen and too young to receive the check doesn't that mean Pinkie pie is also too young to receive a check since Fluttershy is a year older than her?
Meanwhile, half the fogeys in the Ponyville Retirement Community did not get their money because of a glitch in the system, a few million others got disallowed due to incorrectly filed tax forms, and the Royal Treasury is stuck trying to distribute the handouts from their own homes (because turbo-feather flu) via a hastily automated system that was created before Luna got herself banished. But at least the fact that Equestrian bits are the global reserve currency--and thus are used for pricing petroleum--has prevented the whole thing from turning into a death spiral of inflation!
So... sixty cherries.
Amusing, and most of those things actually happen on small scales. I don't think a run on the banks has ever come from a policy like this though.
Although some of this is actually within what would count as a positive outcome, if the sole desired outcome is stimulus. Being selfish still stimulates the economy, as does gambling.
Filthy Rich: No, you all don't understand how banks work! Your bits aren't here! They're in Cherilee's house and Bon Bon's house!
Lyra: Hey, what are you doing with my bits in your house Bon Bon!?
You can tell this fanfic was based WAY early on in the show when Twilight is pulling a Chancellor Neighsay XD And old Neighsay to boot! Not to mention that if this was season 9 that means Fluttershy was like 11 or 9 in S1? And headcannon on the parents too XD
This did help the story a fair bit since it helps to preserve the immersion.
Uuuuuuh... ok then.
I always wonder what would have happened if Spike went to Iron Will's assertive training seminar.
This was HILARIOUS to read. I have a question though... if Fluttershy is fifteen and too young to receive the check doesn't that mean Pinkie pie is also too young to receive a check since Fluttershy is a year older than her?
Ow god the chaos that would unleash
Simple, short and funny.
Meanwhile, half the fogeys in the Ponyville Retirement Community did not get their money because of a glitch in the system, a few million others got disallowed due to incorrectly filed tax forms, and the Royal Treasury is stuck trying to distribute the handouts from their own homes (because turbo-feather flu) via a hastily automated system that was created before Luna got herself banished. But at least the fact that Equestrian bits are the global reserve currency--and thus are used for pricing petroleum--has prevented the whole thing from turning into a death spiral of inflation!
This is hilarious