Clearing her throat, Twilight looked between the three answers, blushed again, then held up the last one. "The temple wins," she said meekly, mentally making plans to write about Daring Do entering such a temple the second she had a chance.
That doesn't specify which card won. I have a feeling which one did but I want to be sure.
“With difficulty, but it is doable,” Cadence put in, grinning mischievously. “I knew you were a pervert.”
Oh! Twiley's growing up.
Luna, surprisingly, just smiled sweetly at her. "Unlike you, dear sister, I receive intimate benedictions on a regular basis. Perhaps you should go, instead? I'm sure divine intervention can help even a dried up old nag like yourself."
Probably the worst card that could have been played in these circumstances, mostly because the judge in this case isn't susceptible to old age. (The rest of the table might not be either, but that's headcanon-dependent and also irrelevant to the actual game)
Hey I have an idea What if in another card against humanity fic, ponies will meet some YouTubers from our earth and play with them? For example Miniladd, Terroriser or other YouTubers you remember that had nasty cards and are veterans of this game
For example BigJigglyPanda's song about "Pedos in Speedos"
Nopony dared to even breath, let alone look at Luna to see how she was taking it. The tense silence dragged on for several long, drawn-out seconds, before Luna finally snorted and let out a soft chuckle. “You should see the looks on your faces.”
...That's gotta be...
“Please, don’t apologize, Niece,” Luna replied with an amused smirk. “It was, after all, my card.”
...Yep, called it.
Cadence frowned and looked around at the others. "Hang on, how come I still don't have any points?"
...Poor Cadance! She's my second favorite, she deserves better than this...
Twilight just sighed softly, resigned to the fact that she was probably going to hear a lot more about her brother and sister-in-law's sex life before the game was over.
Presumably involving those MFM Mondays Sunburst mentioned in the last fic.
Bruh, wth Fimfic, why didn't you update my feed that a new chapter of this fic came out Well, besides that, another great chapter, Overlord! The updates may take long but the wait is entirely worth it!
Yes! Been waiting for this to update. Well worth the wait. And I just got the absurd box expansion for my birthday, so now I know what cards to look out for. /)
Cadence opened her mouth to retort, but decided she’d lay off for now. She didn’t want to give her sister-in-law a stroke. Not the medical emergency variety, anyway.
Implying she would like to give her sister-in-law a non-medical emergency variety stroke. I'd much prefer Shining do it, though.
Anyway, I see that Equestria's porn industry is secure.
Clearing her throat, Twilight looked between the three answers, blushed again, then held up the last one. "The orgasm temple wins," she said meekly, mentally making plans to write about Daring Do entering such a temple the second she had a chance.
Hey, um, I know that chapters 3, 4, and 5 are out as of me writing this and I haven't gotten to them yet, so maybe this post is ultimately meaningless, but does the sniping between Celestia and Luna calm down at all? It's becoming less funny and more "should we stop and arrange a therapy session?" uncomfortable. Twilight's embarrassment is the only thing saving this story for me so far.
Shaking her mane back, Luna straightened up as she picked up the first answer. “What makes life worth living? Dying.”
I mean that's not wrong.
“I’m not fond of the modern cleanse diets,” Luna said flatly. “If I wish to cleanse my insides I simply eat spicy food, it works better than anything else.”
Still not wrong, especially with ghost peppers...or California Reapers. You'll never feel cleaner.
It’s funny how drastically different some people’s standards are in this game. If my friends and I were playing, “ethnic cleaning” or “dying” definitely would’ve won.
Huh, the Nightmare Moon joke was indeed poorly timed. How about that.
this was great. smile on my face through out
That doesn't specify which card won. I have a feeling which one did but I want to be sure.
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that's the dumbest mistake I've made in a while. Should be fixed now!
Hehe... Twilight and her micro penis
Hey, you said it, not me. That aside, this gave me a much needed smile, so, all is good,
Oh! Twiley's growing up.
I'm gonna use that someday, I'll give you props.
A bit too defensive there, Twi!
Aren't all alicorn clits, due to their overall larger frame, can be considered micropenises?
Poor Cady. No points. Bad hand i suppose
That is all :P
I'm honestly asking myself the same question
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Because she is the least terrible of the group?
Probably the worst card that could have been played in these circumstances, mostly because the judge in this case isn't susceptible to old age. (The rest of the table might not be either, but that's headcanon-dependent and also irrelevant to the actual game)
I’ve been wondering when this would get updated; I liked the chapter.
Are they drinking🍷🥃🍹🍺? Because that game takes alcohol.
I utterly adore this. I can't wait to read more.
Hey I have an idea
What if in another card against humanity fic, ponies will meet some YouTubers from our earth and play with them?
For example Miniladd, Terroriser or other YouTubers you remember that had nasty cards and are veterans of this game
For example BigJigglyPanda's song about "Pedos in Speedos"
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A sufficiently large and penis-like clitoris would be called a pseudo-penis. But there are no "pseudo-micropenes." They're just clitorides.
The debauchery returns!
Ooh, an update!
...That's gotta be...
...Yep, called it.
...Poor Cadance! She's my second favorite, she deserves better than this...
Her home is the temple.
Git gud scrub!!!
Presumably involving those MFM Mondays Sunburst mentioned in the last fic.
IT'S ALIVE!!!!
Most excellent.
Bruh, wth Fimfic, why didn't you update my feed that a new chapter of this fic came out
Well, besides that, another great chapter, Overlord! The updates may take long but the wait is entirely worth it!
I'd so buy Cards Against Starlight.
I loved this, I really hope to see more soon
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3rd chapter is under way! I've got the card selections ready and I've got backups now so hopefully the next one will be out a little quicker!
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yaaaaaaaay you did an abso-fucking-lutely AMAZING job on this and cards against starlight
For next spinoff, may I suggest the Student Six play coop Minecraft?
Yes! Been waiting for this to update. Well worth the wait. And I just got the absurd box expansion for my birthday, so now I know what cards to look out for. /)
(skip to 2:20)
Implying she would like to give her sister-in-law a non-medical emergency variety stroke. I'd much prefer Shining do it, though.
Anyway, I see that Equestria's porn industry is secure.
Closet pervert confirmed!!!!
I see what you did there. Very clever.
Hey, um, I know that chapters 3, 4, and 5 are out as of me writing this and I haven't gotten to them yet, so maybe this post is ultimately meaningless, but does the sniping between Celestia and Luna calm down at all? It's becoming less funny and more "should we stop and arrange a therapy session?" uncomfortable. Twilight's embarrassment is the only thing saving this story for me so far.
I am loving this. Yes I am late to the party but this is great!
Am I the only one that thinks the Temple of Bees sounds f***ing terrifying?
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Nope. That temple needs to be burned down.
This story was so funny i went to read it again
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I've got the C4, you grab the detonator.
I mean that's not wrong.
Still not wrong, especially with ghost peppers...or California Reapers. You'll never feel cleaner.
I found the Tempel of female orgasm to be a place of awe and discovery...
To bad no Stallion was present...
It’s funny how drastically different some people’s standards are in this game. If my friends and I were playing, “ethnic cleaning” or “dying” definitely would’ve won.