If you are looking for insanity, if you do choose to make another CAH story, maybe you could make one where different versions of one character play each other. For example, the different faces of Fluttershy like from that one season 9 episode or maybe a co-authored story where each author's version of one character play against one another...like an actual game of CAH and write about that.
"I'm well aware." Celestia tapped her chin thoughtfully and mumbled to herself, "I always wondered if maybe Sombra originally worked in fast food or retail. It would explain a few things."
Huh, you know, that WOULD explain a lot. From what I've seen, retail, especially in America, is less than pleasant and would drive lesser people insane.
"We're princesses, being bat-shit crazy is practically a job requirement," Luna muttered.
... She has a point.
Twilight chuckled at that one. "Cadence wouldn't go for pink, she'd blend into the background."
"Damn straight," Cadence agreed.
"I'm not," Twilight said flatly.
"Funnily enough, neither am I," Celestia put in.
There is no commentary I can provide that makes this scene any funnier. In fact, you should go reread this entire fic so you can appreciate the brilliance of this joke. As in now, you fussy plebs.
"One of those adjectives doesn't sit well with me," Twilight huffed.
Give it time.
"A hardcore selection of sexually transmitted infections?" Twilight deadpanned.
Ouch.
Twilight scrunched up her nose in distaste. "Why do I get the feeling that that was intended as a euphemism?"
Probably was.
"Of course she did!" Twilight shot. "One of the first spells we learned together was how to waterproof books so we could read them in the shower."
Of fucking course you would.
A faint blush spread across Twilight's cheeks as she quickly grabbed the next answer. "A-anyway! Why does my mustache smell so bad?" She flipped the card over with a snap. "Princess Celestia!"
Oh wow, Luna was right!
I thought I lost what little remained of my sanity when I wrote Cards Against Starlight, turns out there was still a little left to burn as I was writing this particular monument to depravity.
10265486 Yeah I mean it just sits there doing nothing! Besides if you leave it alone long enough it'll eventually recover. Trust my my Sanity wasn't involved in the production of my story "Hentai Horse in Magical Pony Land"
10265584 having worked in fast-food myself, I firmly believe that every would-be career politician should be forced to work 2 years in Fast food at the bottom of the ladder. If they make it through without turning to drugs or arranging a customer's demise, then they have the patience of a saint, a and should be allowed to run.
If I die laughing at this story, it would have been a life worth living. This is too much! And I love it!!!! Imagine the Mane 6 playing this! Or the student six but older! Oh my god that would be gold!
"I'm well aware." Celestia tapped her chin thoughtfully and mumbled to herself, "I always wondered if maybe Sombra originally worked in fast food or retail. It would explain a few things."
Luna knows how things truly are.
The only way this could be better was of Celestia had played her own card
Darn it... so much for the 4way... (though one can still hope!)
Great chapter, just the pick-up I needed right now!
Ah, CAH. Best enjoyed with a case of beer to loosen the chains on your sense of humor.
Who needs sanity?
These are the best stories on the site. Keep it up.
This was one of the greatest cards chapters i have ever (recently) read.
As per usual with this story, this made me laugh for more than it should have.
Twilight. Explanation. Now.
Plz
Cadance Love the butt" that's not a surprise"
This stopped my reading for a moment this was hilarious.
Another full stop.
I need. The next chapter. As soon as possible.
If you are looking for insanity, if you do choose to make another CAH story, maybe you could make one where different versions of one character play each other. For example, the different faces of Fluttershy like from that one season 9 episode or maybe a co-authored story where each author's version of one character play against one another...like an actual game of CAH and write about that.
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I've got the next few sequels planned, but I'll add that one to the list of possibilities!
Er..... can I get a rule reminder here? Is it first to ten points is the winner? Or is it ten rounds and then the one with the highest score wins?
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I kinda have a similar think going in my Poker Night story. I play the Poker Night 2 game to determine how each round of the game goes.
Huh, you know, that WOULD explain a lot. From what I've seen, retail, especially in America, is less than pleasant and would drive lesser people insane.
... She has a point.
There is no commentary I can provide that makes this scene any funnier. In fact, you should go reread this entire fic so you can appreciate the brilliance of this joke. As in now, you fussy plebs.
Give it time.
Ouch.
Probably was.
Of fucking course you would.
Oh wow, Luna was right!
If it's any consolation, it makes a lovely glow.
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Ten rounds and the highest score wins.
This game has obviously taken a significant toll on the poor princesses’ minds as evidenced by their gratuitous use of imprecations.
This is painfully fantastic
I love it
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Yeah I mean it just sits there doing nothing!
Besides if you leave it alone long enough it'll eventually recover.
Trust my my Sanity wasn't involved in the production of my story "Hentai Horse in Magical Pony Land"
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The only way for "Amending Fences" to make sense is if Moondancer was going for that.
Having worked in retail for 6 years, I can confirm 75% of customers are arseholes.
I'm the only one thinking that after the game ends they will be so pent up, they will end up having a 4-some,orgy?
haha cadence is love the butt that fits ber purrrfectly and like wow i fkrgot how fun these are to read
Nice!
Uh oh. Four's the score and 4 trying to score. What could possibly go wrong?
Just when I think Inam at the bottom of the slide, it gets extended...
I LOVE THIS STORY
We thank you for your sacrifice, we enjoy the results.
WHAT CAN I NOT LEAVE TWO LIKES!?!?!? FUCK!!!
Eh, sanity's overrated anyway. I function fine without it.
Keheheheh...
Utterly hilarious.
Most excellent.
Sanity is fleeting. Humor is eternal.
Cadence being domain expert may know what that is, but other three? Doubtful
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having worked in fast-food myself, I firmly believe that every would-be career politician should be forced to work 2 years in Fast food at the bottom of the ladder. If they make it through without turning to drugs or arranging a customer's demise, then they have the patience of a saint, a and should be allowed to run.
Just reread this and the Starlight one.
Oh god I forgot how funny these were!
I can't wait for more!
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While in theory sound I fear in practise this would only lead to more (now) genocidal madman taking office.
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Because dogs have sex in public.
Oh man this story and the other one is funny
*Okay
If I die laughing at this story, it would have been a life worth living. This is too much! And I love it!!!! Imagine the Mane 6 playing this! Or the student six but older! Oh my god that would be gold!
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I might just be blind but I'm not seeing what makes this joke any better than it is alone.
Love how more into this they get, the more vulgar the Princesses become all leading to Twilight letting out that big ol F-bomb.
THOSE NAMES IN THE POINTS PLACE GOT ME REAL GOOD.
He totally worked at Wells Fargo.
What a story Priceless
With Shining being able to produce Flurryheart i say he should Pork them all. Half accended Foals for everypony
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