"Okay! Next answer!" Twilight snatched up the next card and read out in a fluster, "Yeah that's so hot. I'm so close. Talk about bat ponies again! Oh, I'm cumming!"
"You like bat ponies?" Luna asked. "I can arrange something in the After Dark Circuit for you, if you'd like?"
Heh, this should give someone an idea for a clopfic XD
Celestia and Luna snorted with laughter, both staring at Twilight who, slowly, as if the words weren't quite processing in her mind, cocked her head to the side. "Ponies don't do that. No creature does. That would be silly. No creature alive would be stupid enough to ask for a horrific and agonising death as drawn out and painful as my considerable intellect can possibly conceive in such a manner."
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After that I'm probably going to do either the Pie Family, the Apples, or the CMCs with Diamond and Silver.
The room echoed as four princesses, each a respected ruler, collapsed into hysterics. Twilight had her head buried in her forelegs, giggling and blushing furiously, while the others were cackling and snorting like the demented offspring of a witch and a wild hog.
That quote somehow made me think of G1 villain Princess Porcine.
Cadence sniggered. "Actually, I could tell you some things about Miss Harshwinny."
I am both turned on and turned off by this.
"Fine, fine." Cadence fell silent for a second, then grinned. "So could your brother, actually."
This doesn't help in the slightest.
(I can't have someone in my bed who is a judgemental and picky lover. It really ruins the mood for me. I understand what this is like because I am (somewhat) friends with said individual, who constantly complains to me like I'm her god damn therapist. Hell even therapists don't get the details I get.)
I feel like there should be like an after series where they each try to learn more about each other with the games end
I love this story.
(giggling)
I imagine Twilight's voice going full demonic legion during That Answer, just for the italicized part, the rest being perfectly innocent.
Heh, this should give someone an idea for a clopfic XD
What about this ?
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P̦̾oni̤͒e̤̐s̠̉ ̥̋d̞̆on'̗̅t ̝͑ḑ̆ò̮ th̡͛ȁͅt. Ṋ͡ȯ̻̫̑ c̡̎r̹͂ea̪͗t͈̐ų͂r͚̒̏ͅe ̧̔d̙͊ŏ̗ȅ͙͑ͅs͈̿.̡̕ T̶h̵a̸t̷ ̸w̷o̵u̴l̵d̷ ̷b̴e̶ ̸s̵i̷l̴l̸y̶.̵ N̦͡ọ̎ ̭͝c͉̪̏͂rea̼̭͐͌t͕̓̈́ͅu̮͆r̟̎e̢̟̐̄ ̩̗̈̄ḁ̜͌͠l̛̙ì͙̯̾v̻̊ę̫̍̊ ̛̫w̢͋ó̥͚͊u̦͗l̗͓̽͐d̫̘̅̓ ̮̖̊̇b̬̭͂̕ȩ̈́ ̯̹͊̚s̛͙̩̭̎̇tú̺pid̦̠̲͆̀̕ ̛̫ě̙͎͌n̦̏ỏ̹ú̞̕͟ḡ̙h̝͆ ṭ̙̞̎͑̏o̭͒ ̜̦͉̆̒͝ă͈̣͑s̠̄k̥̭͖̊̃͞ ̱̬̄̑͂͜f͕̔o̥̓r̯͔͇̓̚̚ ̗̀a̢̖̽̀ ̗̘̄͞ḣ̡̹͠or̲̠͗͞r͔͊͜͡ḯ͉̺͝f̡̣́͘i̺̕c̫͙͆͝ ̺̙̒̓a̛̪ṇ͡ḏ͒ a͎͖̔͞gố̻͙͙͡ṉ̿i͚̽z̥͓̓͠í̠̦̔n̖͉̼͋͗͋g̪̞͆̈́ ̟͕͒͊d̦̔e̡̱̥̓͆̕a̡̚t͔̓h a̧͚̦̬͆̆̚͠ş̞̟̞͆̓̑̉ ̙͙̼̰͐̿̕͝d̦̞͚͎̑̾͆͋r̗̲̬͙̅̓̌͒a̟̙͓͆̏͆̌͜ẁ̖͕̤̱͗̍̎n̮̖̲̞̄̉̓͝ ̪̟̬̫̂͒̿͊ȯ̠͕̥̩̽̋͡u̺̱̝̝͂̋́̈t̛͍̼̙̰͛͑̓ ͔̣̭̲̏̂͑͠ą̲̬̙̑̎̋͘ņ̩̬͍̍̇̈́͘d̨̤͚̓͐̏͟͡ ̧̛̝̳̟̏̈̆p̰̗̙̬͋͋̒̃a̰̳̘̮͗̒̈̚i̡͉̦͗̔͊͢͠n̠̩͇͑̈́̏̚͜f̡̘̰̜̈̀͋͝ų̭̦̀̍̎̕͢l̢̮̼̄͑͂͐͢ ̧̨̙͋͐̇͜͡a̸̖̠̎͗̐̋̈s̸̘̤̬͕̱͕̀̓ͅͅ ̵̼̅̎̎̋̈́̋̏ṁ̸̘̽͗͊͠͝y̵̦̘͉͕͖̿̀̇̃́́ ̸̫̹͇̒̒̅͂͝c̸̤̙͓͍̆̄̈́ő̶̘̫̖̻͖̍̈̽̀̿n̵̢̳̬̹̄̑͊̈́͝s̵̛̘̦̞͎̺͈̼͌͝i̵̖̙͎̤͑̉̾̇̊͜͜͝ͅd̶̫͎͎̟̮͓̉͜e̴͚̓̈́̈͐̃̒̎̅ͅr̸̛̬̪̩͔̜͊̍̑̈́͠͠ā̷̯̗͙̗͍̗͛̓b̸̧̲̟̮͈̋̓̃̎̂͘ḻ̸̔͛̉̆͑͠͝ě̶̡̨̙͍̱̥̘̈́̀̿̌ ̵̝̘̯͙̮̼͕̣̓̀̔͌̒̀̎͛i̶̦͔̥͗̈́̈́̎̑̉͠n̷̛͕͌̈́ț̶̒̽͒̉̅̕͜e̶̯̊l̵̲̈́̽͑̒̚͠ľ̷̰̦͋ͅě̸͔̱̱̫̺̣̖͑̆̋͜c̴̨̢̞̺̻̈́͛̒̅ţ̶̥͎̻̲̪͎̓͌̉ ̵̧̤̲̫̞̖͌͜c̵̢̣̖͎̙̥̖͉̅͋̓̉͘a̵̧̛̤̯̩̹̺̬̋̎̽̈́͊͜͝n̵̛̥̠̲͖͗̋̽̓͑̈͝ ̵͍̼͕̂̚͝p̴͖̹͍̩͇̪̋͗̋͐́͝ő̶̧̧͉̞̬̘̮͊͋̑ś̷̢̛̛̫̣̩̣̝͈͑̆͌s̶̡̰̩̘̲͇̮̔̋̈́͛͐̽̄͜͝i̷͇̿̏b̸̢̝͚̮̼̯̥͎̆͛̊̔l̵̰͙̿͗̋͝y̴̻̺͙͔̺̜̭͝ ̴̥̮͚̗̱̇̃͊̕͠ͅc̸͈̠̖̫̗̑͗̔͑̿̀o̶̯̟̺̥͂n̶̬̮̥̓́̾̽̓͌̒c̸̛̙̲̖̱̫̈́͑̀ẻ̴̯̩̲î̴̹̌́̕̚v̴̞̟͙̮͛e̸̖̝̞͓̥͑̽̐̄̽͆͜͠ ̷͉͕̬̟̉̾̿̽ǐ̴͕̈́̇n̶̪͎̍̍̾̄̋̑͜ ̷͖̮̽̽̅͋̈́̓̆̚s̵̫͚̼̳̲͈̻̟̎͠ų̸̛͕̠̦͖͗̆̈̓̅͝c̸̹̦̯̝͋h̸̢̩̭̼̠̼̾̇͌͠ ̴͕̣̗̱̤͉͉̇͒̚̕͜͝a̷̢̖͖̲̞̲̺͇̐̈́̄̿͋͐ ̶̳͖͚̜̮̑̌͊͑̒͐͝m̶̢͔̬̱͊́̌̋̅͝â̴̫͔͐͂͂̍̽̈́͒n̵̗̼̓͐̍͘n̴̻̺̖̉̇̉ẻ̵̡̢̙̤̟̻̋r̵̢̯̟̫̝̀̅́̾̀.̸̤̪͕̟̯͆̅͆̓͋͘͠
Love the changes you made to names for the score count.![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
Gods this story makes me laugh l love it
best chapter yes
I honestly think Twi is a bigger perv than Cadance and Rars, they need to raid her adult section and see how many she checked out.
Heh, Luna and Twi getting it on and Cadance and Shiny just munching on popcorn while watching
Not so, she's got a nice personality, too. So long as she's not stuck in the middle of a crude, competitive card game, at least.
I ship it![:pinkiecrazy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiecrazy.png)
Wow, Twilight's winning.
Kamikaze Pegasi was in there twice? or is somepony raiding the discard deck when other ponies are not looking?
three cheers for bookbutt
The next game should be the adult siblings of the main cast.
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I've got the next two sequels planned out. The first is going to be Cadence, Shining, Sunburst, and two characters from a certain other fanfic that I've been given permission to use. The second will be the mane 6.
After that I'm probably going to do either the Pie Family, the Apples, or the CMCs with Diamond and Silver.
That quote somehow made me think of G1 villain Princess Porcine.
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Somehow I'm afraid to think what could characters from Fallout Equestria Project Horizons do with these cards...
I love this series, so frickin funny and is a great way to cheer someone up with some dark or raunchy humour if they are feeling down.
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It makes me happy to know there will be more sequels!
This is hilarious, and Twilight can be horrifying when she wants to be.
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Hell, yeah!
Also, I LOVE the idea of the CMC with those two playing this game.
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You can all use my oc as well fir one
Damn thought she'd have gone for Twilight's smut fics here/
When did Coco end up scorekeeper?
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Is one of those two characters by any chance named Idol Hooves?
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Maybe
Haven't laughed harder all week Excellent chapter
I am both turned on and turned off by this.
This doesn't help in the slightest.
(I can't have someone in my bed who is a judgemental and picky lover. It really ruins the mood for me. I understand what this is like because I am (somewhat) friends with said individual, who constantly complains to me like I'm her god damn therapist. Hell even therapists don't get the details I get.)
Painfully hilarious.
Most excellent.
Best chapter yet. Keep it up!
Okay that's just rude. And wrong. So, so wrong.
Oh god, I wasn't expecting that. I don't even know why I found that so hilarious!
Ooooooh it’s neck and neck now!
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CMC with Diamond and Silver!!!
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I agree with Hobbestc, CMC with Diamond and Silver would be incredible and nobody has written a story like this with them in it yet.
To bad no stallion was present during the game![:trollestia:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/trollestia.png)