Am I the only one who wants to see either the story behind this...
"From Dork to Dominatrix," Twilight interrupted with her eyes closed, as if attempting to will away the blush burning her cheeks. "Don't ask, don't judge, just… not a word ."
...or the follow up to this?
"Fear not, Twilight. We all have our… I believe the modern term is 'kinks'?" Luna said in a gentle tone. "Actually if that's what you're into, I can introduce you to a few contacts here in Canterlot, but first…" She waved the question card. "Answers, please."
10552478 The second one is partly the batpony dungeon porn that we already have an unfinished story on, and partly the fact that the transactions of "mares of the night" do not contain enough love to fall under Cadance's domain and thus default to Luna's.
10552799 But it all started with a strip club run by vampires. (The vampires didn't actually show up until an hour in, but the point still stands)
Celestia shook her head. "They were listed as contraband about four years ago. These days I believe ramen packs are the go-to currency in the slammer."
...My, my, my... Ramen, eh? Used to chew on that dry, it was better than feeling hungry. Teenage metabolism, am I right?
Cadence nodded. "Hey, when I was in there, I would have killed for some peace and quiet."
That explains a lot of things. No seriously. Think about it. How does one date an alicorn and not get interrupted by the ponies? Especially when said date is often busy with their job/studies that can and often pop up out of nowhere. It is surprising how comfy a date in the intarrogation room or in solitary confinement can be with the right tools or setting. Hell, it can get downright kinky if their are no cameras or distractions.
Just so people don't ask how would know this. I had a girlfriend who's father was a ex cop and she would discribe possible date options if she ever fallowed in her father's footsteps. She was kinda creepy and very very scary, when she showed me how many weapons she owned and knew how to use.
Celestia nodded, glaring at the pink princess. "Twilight, take your turn. I think Cadence and I are going to have a very interesting chat when this game is over."
If nothing else at least add an epilogue to the end of this story detailing this chat. I must know why cadence wound up in the dungeons!
"Next card…" Twilight raised a suspicious eyebrow. "Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's three stallions and three hot dogs. Is that a euphemism, or…?"
Man I could go for some food myself. Sadly you just can't get anything decent at 6:30 in the morning.
muttered who Celestia?
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Fixed, nice catch!
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thanksgiving leftovers
Ah it was luna ok
Am I the only one who wants to see either the story behind this...
...or the follow up to this?
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You could make a lot of on shots with the ideas in here
now I'm curius. Why was Cadence in the dungeon?
This is a close game here.
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Waffle House is usually pretty good at 6:30
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'Princest Poon'
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Anyone who talks shit about Waffle House doesn't know good cuisine
Two updates in one week? Is the apocalypse actually starting?
Funny I always thought it was the name of an awesome series of vampire movies.
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Most people have never been, sadly. Lest that’s my experience.
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The second one is partly the batpony dungeon porn that we already have an unfinished story on, and partly the fact that the transactions of "mares of the night" do not contain enough love to fall under Cadance's domain and thus default to Luna's.
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But it all started with a strip club run by vampires. (The vampires didn't actually show up until an hour in, but the point still stands)
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Yeah. Still a great series...that I'm now gonna go and rewatch.
...My, my, my... Ramen, eh? Used to chew on that dry, it was better than feeling hungry. Teenage metabolism, am I right?
That explains a lot of things. No seriously. Think about it. How does one date an alicorn and not get interrupted by the ponies? Especially when said date is often busy with their job/studies that can and often pop up out of nowhere. It is surprising how comfy a date in the intarrogation room or in solitary confinement can be with the right tools or setting. Hell, it can get downright kinky if their are no cameras or distractions.
Just so people don't ask how would know this. I had a girlfriend who's father was a ex cop and she would discribe possible date options if she ever fallowed in her father's footsteps. She was kinda creepy and very very scary, when she showed me how many weapons she owned and knew how to use.
If nothing else at least add an epilogue to the end of this story detailing this chat. I must know why cadence wound up in the dungeons!
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I also want to see the story behind the "dork to dominatrix" line.
Hilariously dark.
Most excellent.
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Maybe she was looking for Quirrel's Troll.
Ok, dork to dominatrix? Cadence was in a dungeon that she didn't make herself? I have so many questions!
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Same. Hopefully we hear the story about that someday.
...yes
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TROOOOOLLLL!! IN THE DUNGEON!!!! TROOOLL IN THE DUNGEON.... ThOuGhT yOu OuGhT tO kNoW *FACEPLANTS*
*cut to the dungeons as Celestia is roaming around*
The weakest round if them all in my oppinion...