"The old fool called himself the grand wizard and kept saying that unicorns were evil and that mares should do as they were told. It's his own fault, really. I told him to shut up, he said 'make me', so I did as I was told. Permanently."
Why do I picture this scene (From 1:36-1:47) being what happened between Luna and that cult pony?
"I've seen your acting, Tia, you couldn't pretend you had a dick up your ass if Sombra himself was buried in it," Luna shot back.
Pfft...
"I think we have a winner already. You city folk would never understand the quiet dignity of hiking up a hillside covered in bear semen yelling 'I'm the queen of the forest!'"
Celestia let out a scandalised laugh, while Twilight's jaw dropped open. Closing it again, she managed to say quietly, "Is that what Chrysalis has been doing since the last time we beat her?"
"Oh, please, yes!" Cadence cackled. "That's probably exactly what that bitch has been doing!"
Bit of a vendetta there, eh, Cadance? Makes sense, though, she did try to steal your wedding...
"I did indeed," Luna replied, smiling as she reminisced. "The old fool called himself the grand wizard and kept saying that unicorns were evil and that mares should do as they were told. It's his own fault, really. I told him to shut up, he said 'make me', so I did as I was told. Permanently."
One can argue whether or not Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis should have been pardoned, but there was NO excuse for not hanging Nathan Bedford Forrest.
Although now that I think of it, that hideous statue of him does look like he's being penetrated by a unicorn horn, going by the facial expression.
She said she's grabbing the strap-on later pay attention Twilight.
Twilight ears pricked up at that. "Wait, what?"
Don't make me repeat myself Twi.
Twilight and Cadence both winced. "I've read just enough of Shining's comics to know that that is awful ," Cadence said.
Poor jason...although Tim and Dick had it pretty bad too.
"I did indeed," Luna replied, smiling as she reminisced. "The old fool called himself the grand wizard and kept saying that unicorns were evil and that mares should do as they were told. It's his own fault, really. I told him to shut up, he said 'make me', so I did as I was told. Permanently."
10563856 The hell they're not. I've been in some knock down, drag out, fight to the death games before. As disturbing as it is, when people play to win in this game, they play to win! (and in the process, lose so much :)
Alright, now, there is two things I want. One is much easier to give, seeing as its just another CAH story. But this time, Discord brings it to the league of doom. The second, is the end of the night, with Luna and Twilight.
"Neither do I." Twilight tossed the card away and grabbed the last one. "Alternative medicine is now embracing the curative powers of… sitting on my face."
"True, but I'm going to have a nice pair of purple thighs to comfort myself with later," Luna said with a dreamy smile. Ignoring the way Twilight was suddenly staring at her own thighs, Luna nodded to Cadence. "Speaking of the game, please, continue."
Don't worry Twilight, I'm sure Luna will be gentle...aw who am I kidding you're gonna be very sore after this.
Cadence and Twilight both stared at her in abject horror. "Next answer!" Cadence shouted, swiping up the next one. "You city folk would never understand the quiet dignity of… chainsaws for hooves. There's yet another delightful thought." She sighed and rubbed at her temples. "Hiking while covered in bear spaff wins."
I don't think Pochita has dignity. Mainly because he doesn't understand the concept, but still.
Why do I picture this scene (From 1:36-1:47) being what happened between Luna and that cult pony?
Pfft...
Bit of a vendetta there, eh, Cadance? Makes sense, though, she did try to steal your wedding...
Heheh, karmic...
Things are heating up now!
Most excellent.
Anyone else really hoping to get that clop ending with Twlight and Luna? Sounds hot.
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and from 1:47 on was what happened to the rest of the group.
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Twi as the Dom
One can argue whether or not Robert E. Lee and Jefferson Davis should have been pardoned, but there was NO excuse for not hanging Nathan Bedford Forrest.
Although now that I think of it, that hideous statue of him does look like he's being penetrated by a unicorn horn, going by the facial expression.
And by penetrated, I mean butt-raped, if that wasn't clear.
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"Groovy"
Those who understand the reference, have a muffin!![:derpytongue2:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/derpytongue2.png)
Unfortunate timing on the draw - I think the curative power of chainsaws for hooves might have had a shot.
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Because that's not inaccurate to what happened.
Between Twilight and Luna, I'm not sure why's the bigger winner at the end of this!![:pinkiehappy:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/pinkiehappy.png)
(Pssss... It's Luna!)![:raritywink:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/raritywink.png)
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I resent being called that old that it deserves a muffin!!
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I direct you to Lunar Walker's profile pic for how that will start.
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She said she's grabbing the strap-on later pay attention Twilight.
Don't make me repeat myself Twi.
Poor jason...although Tim and Dick had it pretty bad too.
Was his name Judd Forest, of the Hanging Noose?
Those Barnyard Bargains smells... Is there a joke I'm missing?
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The hell they're not. I've been in some knock down, drag out, fight to the death games before. As disturbing as it is, when people play to win in this game, they play to win! (and in the process, lose so much :)
Alright, now, there is two things I want. One is much easier to give, seeing as its just another CAH story. But this time, Discord brings it to the league of doom. The second, is the end of the night, with Luna and Twilight.
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CAE: NSFCozy.
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Alright. Now, where can I find this? For research purposes, of course.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqGI2DGNWV8
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https://m.Butlers Against Humanity
2:24
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Oh, I wasn't naming a story, just what that expansion pack would be!
Though we all know the little creeper would be the one to horrify the others.
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Oh ok. And yes, she would.
Don't worry Twilight, I'm sure Luna will be gentle...aw who am I kidding you're gonna be very sore after this.
Is it bad that I read that in Fluttershy's voice and added a 'yay!' at the end?
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CAH with the League of Doom would be absolutely glorious.
So many CAH ideas that somehow have not yet been done.
This round was memorable... Twilight get some tonight![:yay:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/yay.png)
Luna will make the Night one to behold![:eeyup:](https://static.fimfiction.net/images/emoticons/eeyup.png)
...I just realized that this implies that Appleoosa is full of tree fuckers instead of redneck hillbillies... That really is more disturbing.
I don't think Pochita has dignity. Mainly because he doesn't understand the concept, but still.