First contact has been made, successfully, and the strange equine creature known as Twilight Sparkle had assured us that we would be welcome to cement relations with Earth with an embassy in Canterlot.
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I love this damn story.....I hope it never ends..
Sounds like Equestria is a nice choice to work after retirement.
Careful now Claire, Twilight may be the first interested entrepreneur but she won't be the last. This Equestria's economic capacity is honestly staggering, and could make a client state of your own without even trying very hard.
Might end up doing it by accident, comparative lifespans being what they are.
I sort of feel bad for that one casting director who told Reagan that he didn't look enough like a president. But only sort of because nobody remembers casting directors unless they make a legendary gaffe like that.
Something something buttball
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The world is changed.
I feel it in the water.
I feel it in the earth.
I smell it in the air.
Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.
I love your Twilight Velvet. Warmth and motherly kindness combined with business acumen and a mind like a steel trap.
Reading that bar scene, just going huh, oh, oh, oh no. They figured it out pretty quickly once they were all together and managed to brush over the awkwardness quickly.
Ask Twilight Velvet: In our world, it was once valued with gold and other precious metals; now we wrap our sandwiches with it. What is the current status on aluminum processing in Equestria? Might make for a good business opportunity.
Every time I read a new update in this story, I'm sad that I can't upvote again.
Very entertained by the portrayal of Twilight's parents as a) popular swingers and b) ruthlessly successful and cosmopolitan business and brothel owners (or Velvet is, at least).
I'm also totally here to watch her dismantle Earth's various economies in ways that will probably wind up being better for everyone involved.
Oh, I forgot the thing:
Inside Baseball Alert: Spicy Hot is a recurring Damaged OC. I really should have twigged to the whole "brothel" thing when he showed up...
Clair : I'm sorry velvet but our ties are a little to close for my comfort so Ill be sending Bilk more LLC over first .
HEADLINE : AMERICAN AMBASSADOR RECALLED
Good chapter!
a amazing chapter, and yep be ware the waters when you are around Twilight Velvet she is a shark and know how to run the real life in Canterlot.
Been really enjoying the story, and can't wait to see where you go with it. That said, I think you made a mistake not letting them swing in the end. Not that I want to see sexy pony times (well, I am guilty of that), but because I think it would've been good for them. Considering how the doctor's visit went, it's clear in some areas they know less than a teenager does, and I imagine that Velvet and Night would be happy to teach them, and not just about sex, sexuality, and how it all fits into pony society.
Velvet Is the Glove?
She not only is the head of The Family, but also, The Firm?
I wonder if hybridising Dragons and Seaponies get you Sirens, capable of occupying and harvesting Black Smokers for their hydrothermal mineral and energy content?
The big expansion for Equestria would be finding out Changelings can build a form for vaccuum work and so start major outward expansion, on all sides?
*Deadpan voice* Oh no, the already artificial gemstone market is in danger from being shown just how artificial it is. It will be missed.
11126017 Hey, I am trying to add a little realism here. Gemstone industry has a lot of political allies.
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Oh I know, I'm just perpetually amused whenever the gemstone market panics over an influx of gemstones in their carefully cultivated scarcity market. The Trouble With Unicorns is one of my favourite shorts for a reason.
I was wondering when they'd realize what was going on
To be fair maybe they'll change their minds in some thirty to fifty years or so. They still have time, more than they could ever imagine...
To Saff: what weird stuff? Care to share your feelings on that?
Oh, you sweet summer child...
Ugh, what are they teaching children these days?
Great introduction and treatment of Twilight's parents. Always nice to see them do something of their own accord and merit beyond have famous kids. Plus, the Rees expanding their social circle never hurts... even with some hiccups in communication.
Ten or then?
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Well-spotted! Thanks!
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I rather like the occasional social collisions, reminding the readers that [this] Equestria is far more than PG13 Ponyville shenanigans.
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Not to mention the less reputable types using gemstones as the pre-internet version of untraceable crypto.
Aside from the obvious market crashing stuff (gold, gems, magic items) I'd think Equestrian industry could have a lucrative market in the artesian style products; hoof made, unique and as much a piece of art as anything a human master crafter could produce (pony lifespans and cheating cutie marks giving them a strong advantage of learning their craft to a degree beyond human lifetimes).
Beware, that Velvet is a shark in the water.
To discord:
Hey, Discord? Could you give Velvet a little hit with the horny stick? Thanks ;)
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Exactly my thought. Sure, the rating may mean hinting or suggesting, but this would certainly be a useful learning experience with someone who'd likely enjoy teaching rather than just expecting a roll in the hay.
Dear Princess Twilight,
Given Earth's many stories of pegasi, unicorns, griffons, hippogriffs, kirin, dragons and sea serpents from our ancient past, is it possible that at one time our two worlds may have been linked?
Signed, sykko
Hmm... Sounds like Magnifique and Phil share similar, if not related, talents.
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"That is a totally unfounded, scandalous, derogatory, and vile rumor created by my political opponents, namely and specifically, a one individual calling herself Tiamat of Babylon, and I completely, totally and uncategorically deny this vicious and slanderous liable upon our dear world! We have NEVER been to
GaiaTellusEarth before in the history of either of our worlds!Signed, Chronos the Unaging, aka Cronos
PS: FYI any resemblance of the names of persons living or dead in your history with people living here is strictly coincidental and totally a figment of your imagination--signed Zeus, Son of Cronos
PPS: DON'T believe what those two jerks are saying above!--signed Prometheus. Yes, THAT Prometheus! BTW, how did you guys like that fire gift I spread around down there? Oh, and can someone do me a favor and send some help? I've got this bloody bird eating out my liver every day and it hurts like a sonofabitch!! At the very least send some aspirin, pls. thx"