First contact has been made, successfully, and the strange equine creature known as Twilight Sparkle had assured us that we would be welcome to cement relations with Earth with an embassy in Canterlot.
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Just going to call it now, Clair is definitely going to be pregnant again xD. Young again, new bodies, new biology.
not to mention they need a reason to stay after all too10085935
Could you imagine only ever knowing about being a pony and then moving to Earth? "Thats right sweety, you're actually a human that was BORN a pony but is now a human again for the first time."
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All my things are monkey things!
'Round here we call them "human things".
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Actually, that kind of raises an interesting question; to Twilight: would a pony born to human parents mature like a human or like a pony.
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I mean, you'd think ponies would want to avoid transforming into humans. Suddenly cutting your lifespan into a third wouldn't really make turning human into an appealing offer.
Speaking of which, question to Princess Twilight, Luna, Celestia and Cadance: with the revelation that humans who move to Equestria transform into ponies, increased lifespan included, are you making preparations for a surge of immigration requests? I imagine that once this news breaks and has time to settle, a lot of the millions of elderly humans would be willing to trade their hands for hooves if it gives them several decades more of healthy life.
Better get the thinking in early, the years go by so quickly.
10086025 So the years start coming and they don't stop coming?
Speaking of cooking... has Sweetie Belle gotten any better?
Ask Rarity: How is your sister's cooking skill nowsaday?
this story is just awesome or should i say 40% COOLER.
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i was thinking the same thing. only i bets she is at this point.
a new body i bet she was or is in a silent heat now as her body settles in to the new form.
Yeah, at some point somebody had to bring up the fact that "hung like a horse" is something people actually say, to the point that someone did the math and based on the eight-foot-tall candy cane measurements they still come out ahead in that specific size comparison but not by enough to prevent interspecies stuff, just enough to make stallion-on-woman more likely.
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Funnily enough, the finger and thumb in the shape of an "L" make that song kind of a pain to ponify.
10086165 The issue with "hung like a horse" is that, scaled by volume, a horse's penis is undersized compared to a human's.
As for the making the L, you can always use magic.
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Not several decades, buy couple centuries. I don't think Twilight quite grasps how much of a fountain of youth equestria is to humans. And she wants to "fix" it. That won't go well.
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Well, better she does so now before the wider public becomes aware of the idea. Right now it seems to be a portal problem, if she can fix that before travelling between worlds becomes common that's a bullet dodged.
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Less like a bullet dodged and more stopping people from living longer. If anything "fixing" the portal on the Earth-equestria direction seems a horrible, horrible idea. If she can do so only in the equestria-Earth direction though she'd get a true fountain of youth. Likely impossible, but better than getting people to cross and be confronted with the reality that they'll be dead before anyone they meet show any signs of getting oh so slightly older.
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Still throws off the meter in a way that, as I've noted before, an Equestria/America swap doesn't.
These two bits pretty much sum up why the story feels forced to me. Him having a choice feels like an enourmous lie. For one, that computer isn on earth and wouldn't even work on equestria from what early chapters have said, and its not like he'll ever be able to use it because he's apparently staying and never going back. That he's only given a choice now when he's made up his mind that he wants to stay forever is meaningless when his choice was deliberately taken from him before. Being forced against his will only to love it so much he'll leave behind his life on earth and everything in it feels like its been externally conditioned or forced into him. The end result leave it feeling like he was thrown inti equestria and zapped by magic turning him into a pegasus pony on both body and mind leaving nothing left of Saffron Ree.
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Well, as long as the only long life solution is "move to Equestria" there will be a problem. We're talking about a never ending influx of immigrants here. Literally never ending, as hundreds of thousands, if not millions of people, will want to move to Equestria each year. That's something that needs a solution fast, because it's a legitimate concern for Equestria.
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He really didn't have much of a choice back then, though, given that he's an underage teenager. The choice they're talking about the choice he'll have once it's time to move back to earth in a few years, by which time he'll be a full fledged adult by human standards. But the fact that all it took for him to agree to come along was a big shiny computer shows that he really didn't have that much of an attachment to his life on earth to begin with. Like his parents said: he was in a rut and didn't know what he wanted to do with his life, which is normal because, well, teenager. Then he got wings and suddenly he has something that he might want to do, and his family is giving him the time to decide whether that is what he wants to do, or whether it's just a fancy new thing he'll get tired of before too long.
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Well I SUPPOSE the only solution to the problem is to turn all the humans into ponies. You know, for completely altruistic purposes.
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this is normal celestia were dealing with NOT CelestAI....even if she is very much into friendship and ponies just the same.
I will be very dissapointed if you don't take the opportunity to say that ponies have not yet invented peanut butter. That would be the most hilarious import. Just imagine the negotiations. "As our starting offer we demand information on how to make nuclear weapons, unbreakable encryption, gene sequencing, and peanutbutter"
History repeats itself.
Volume control failure in the Canterlot Library will never not be funny.
And Saffron's found purpose in Equestria he never did on Earth. I have to wonder how Riley will feel about that...
I dont see why they need to be ponies, they are ambassadors who are supposed to be representing humanity.
But, I haven't even seen the first chapter yet, so perhaps there will be an explanation, a good one at least.
10093797 There's a little problem with discombobulation.
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I'm afraid I don't quite understand what you mean. you mean to say I'm confused or your confused?
10093953 I meant it in a rather more violent sense. Unless modified and adjusted for Equestria, carbon-based items from Earth violently rip themselves apart if exposed to Equestria.
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Ok that's at least a good excuse for them. But how can they represent humanity to the ponies if thier ponies too? Ponies would look at them and just see another pony. I dont mean to criticize this but surely there must have been another way that they could have figured out?
I'll give the story a try, I'll probably like it xd, I just have a habbit of criticism things like that.
I'm glad soldiers are going with them. It makes the whole ambassador representing humanity thing more us. Xd
Twilight the age sync has got me thinking.
When Sunset stole your crown and when you followed her into Earthquestria did you ever realize you were in a adolescent body again going through the transition to mare hood again how did you handle it? Also has going through the mirror multiple times affected your body?
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Rarity: "Oh, darling, I believe you meant to ask about Sweetie Belle's cooking 'kills'? She's Equestria's premier assassin, you know!. And from what I understand about Earth history, as of yesterday, she even broke Simo Häyhä's unconfirmed lifetime score with just her orange juice alone. Why, that stuff is simply deadly! But if you want to be truly impressed, wait until she cooks a full-course meal--there will be no survivors! "
I wonder if most of the stares that Phillip's getting are simply due to the fact he's got no cutie mark at an apparent age of a near-adult pony.