First contact has been made, successfully, and the strange equine creature known as Twilight Sparkle had assured us that we would be welcome to cement relations with Earth with an embassy in Canterlot.
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Just a note: publishing may slow a bit now. The backlog is almost completely eaten up, and I can't publish words I haven't written yet.
—Damaged
Now what to you suppose the odds are that he's just done something enormously complicated and uncommon, just because nobody told him that it was such?
So Twilight, considering the fundamental nature of Cutie Marks, and the way they intertwine so thoroughly with their owner's physical, psychological, and magical being; what do you suppose the results of attempting to revert a transformed and subsequently Marked human might be?
Hop, surely?
Good update, Damaged.
Riley the Princess Rider
Saf dealing with the princesses being goofballs was entertaining, and I bet he'll become good friends with Discord in due time. Dude deserves to have more than a single pony in his life.
Huh, so it happens. Interesting to see how they're rational rulers with their heads in their places. The undoubtedly upcoming foal's certainly to cause some serious considerations, but they'll come when they come.
Saf: if Discord had asked you a week ago, before the Wonderbolts were in your future, would you have been willing to stay as a draconoquis?
Discord: Stay awesome.
Apologies for being the bearer of bad news, dear sir, but this part and many following paragraphs are from the previous chapter, located in the final paragraphs.
Discord S. Chaos,
Shall you keep it interesting for the Ree foals, or the entire family?
10108240 Fixed, thanks!
10108310 I apparently butchered that last chapter pretty badly. That should definitely have been part of this chapter. Err, consider it a preview! Yeah...
What would happen if the bouncing married couple,in their bedroom shenanigans, Clair got pregnant with a foal? (Make it a girl too, two little sisters are the bane of big brothers.)
awesome chapter.
i love Discord and how good he treated Saf and the fact that Saf gets him, do i see a friendship forming here?
Again, that computer is back on earth isn't it? Bringing things fron earth tends to go wrong after all. Plus its not like they would have let him stay in his room, they would have forced him out and made it "his choice". Frankly, it feels as if he was forced to like it and want to stay only to justify forcing him to come. They may as well admit he's being handed over to equestria as a bargaining chip.
If Spike is now Finale size, is Dragon Lord Ember similar, or has she really piled on the Gravitass?
10108853 He is a sub-adult. Bigger than all the adolescent dragons we've seen in the show, but nowhere near as big as the full adults.
Inside Baseball Alert: Harry S Truman's middle initial doesn't actually stand for anything, and the lack of period after it in this sentence was his own recommendation of how to get that fact across.
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I'd give even odds that everypony "knows" that it's impossible, and he's about to become very famous in the culinary world.
Separating the question so that it lives or dies by its own merits:
Ask Princess Celestia: Have you considered reinstating the position of Court Jester? Irreverence was the whole of the job, and this traditionally did extend to telling the ruler when they're making a mistake.
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Most fics would have cutie marked ponies unable to return to a human form on the other side of the portal, but there really isn't any reason why they couldn't just transform to human as normal, the cutie mark may or may not be still imprinted on their hips... and I'd fully expect it to reappear on their pony form, on the next trip back to Equestria. The real question to ask is the age difference. If they stay in Equestria to a pony's middle age (or later) and then go back to Earth, would they age and drop dead as a 150-200 year old human? What about a human who's pushing 90 or 100 and then crosses over to Equestria for another 100 or more years of life as a pony? Would Celestia allow it? Should she start giving visas to every senior citizen that asks/begs/pleads?
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There's no actual time limit that would make them immediately drop dead... but they'd probably be super, super frail and die from any tiny thing.
Or maybe not? IIRC what actually slows down is cellular regeneration which makes things get weak and fall apart over time since you aren't repairing yourself like you used to. So it might take time to actually see the effects of old age.
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Ah, that, er, what was that called again? The process where cells are supposedly only able to divide ~50 times? If the transformation process resets that process, it'd be literal fountain of youth compared to the fumbling we're trying with Stem cells.
Forget drugs, you ever been on magic?
Huh. Scales that represent nutritional balance. I suppose ponies wouldn't recognize a food pyramid.
Or pegasi can't detect dragon magic.
"WE ACCEPT THY CHALLENGE!"
After the echoes stopped, we all erupted into a giggle fit.
"I didn't vote for you!"
"You don't vote for a princess."
"Well how'd you get to be princess, then?"
"In Equestria's darkest hour, when the last of the unicorns who could guide the heavens lay stricken and powerless, I and I alone brought forth the sunrise. It was then that I was chosen to rule, to guide this nation as all tribes in one, to usher forth a new dawn and new era."
"... Right. Acumen with celestial mechanics is no basis for a system of government."
"Enough."
"Supreme executive power derives from a mandate of the masses, not some farcical cosmic ceremony."
"Be silent."
"You can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because you can steer some fiery ball around."
"Will you be quiet!"
"If I went around saying I was Emperor because I could alter the orbit of a comet, they'd put me away!"
"Shut up! Will you shut up!"
"Oh, now we see the violence inherrent in the system!"
Sorry, couldn't resist.
And Discord just found a playmate. Mother of Celestia...
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"I order you to be quiet!"
"Come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help! Help! I'm being oppressed!"
"Bloody ponies."
"Oh, did you hear that? What a give-away!"
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The computers came with them, sent shortly after they arrived. Saff just hasn't been spending any time with his computer because he's having too much fun flying. If he had gone for the PC, I don't see why they wouldn't have let him. He was a gamer geek back home as well, so it's not as if they disapproved of his hobby.
Honestly, Saff wasn't forced into anything. He had a choice, and he chose to haggle with the US president for a blinged out PC to agree to go to Equestria. Then he found out he had to turn into a pony, which dampened his mood, but a deal's a deal. He got his $18,000 PC, he upheld his end of the bargain. Then he actually got there and after an understandably chaotic introduction into life as a pony, he went out to learn more about flying. This too was primarily Saff's initiative, not other people telling him to.
Saff's not a victim being forced into liking Equestria. He's a sceptical teenager who is introduced to something new, and finds out he likes the new thing. That's not strange or signs of shady manipulation, that's just part of being a teenager.
Yep. Clair is preggers.
Wait--WHEN did she get to do Cadance!?
I can recall her doing Twilight and Luna when they first met, Flurry a couple of times, and they met Cadance at the gala, but I don't recall Riley getting to ride her.
They were really a lot harder on Discord than they needed to be--Saf got his jokes and was actually seemed to start liking him despite the constant Call-of-Cthulhu vibe Discord always radiates.
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based and pythonpilled >:3
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I still wanna know how he got it up to $18K without scalped GPUs. I tried using my work's system and anything above 14 grand felt like deliberately running up the bill.
11423283 I mean, it isn't hard to do. High-end Opteron with 256GB ram will get you right up there just from those three things. Then toss $5k of video cards at it and it's not exactly a hard tag to hit. He was running the price up, of course, as a teen will do when you give them a blank cheque.
Edit: gave it a spin. In dolleridoos I managed to make a system (single CPU) that came to $29,000. That's $19,000USD.
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