First contact has been made, successfully, and the strange equine creature known as Twilight Sparkle had assured us that we would be welcome to cement relations with Earth with an embassy in Canterlot.
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Look, that's no little feat. There's a reason that I can no longer work in the service industry.
So, did they give Derpy a suit of armor after she saved Twilight, or does she just have one lying around. And wait, her "best" armor? How many does she have?!
I mean, it could have been Clairleenojustclairtwowordsclairlee.
9831988 That would be silly!
Angry earth pony noises.
Whoa, hold on now, how many thousands of years? That's a ludicrous timespan even by draconic standards, how old is Equestrian civilization? We've only been doing the "write down our history" thing for five thousand years.
Clair had best not contemplate the fact that she's negotiating with someone who may well be over 10 times as old as Terran civilization.
To Clair, any thoughts/plans for meeting your counterpart from the other human world?
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One would think they could have bothered to fit it to her, goodness knows they have the time...
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As a resident of Ponyville, armor seems like an excellent investment.
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Closer to three or four, to my understanding, but even her canon age would have been insane.
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I think that might have been intended to be thirty centuries. Which is still thrice as long as her last imprisonment, but not as crazy as going back to before the equivalent time where humans had even invented pottery.
She really, really doesn't sound like someone that has ever felt the slightest touch of age. Throwing away CENTURIES of life for something as insignificant as looks and money? Blasphemy. Sure, hands could be argued for, but even so. At the very least her children and husband should get the choice of losing those centuries or not.
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Also an ingrained reaction to hit the deck when anypony says, "Oops." And of course a hardened bunker in the basement when they then say, "What's the worst that could happen?"
"Trust me, compared to listening to myself whine like she did, you're doing great."
I do feel you overdid Flutter's shyness. This is after she's been part of the Equestrian diplomatic corps (also known as "being Twilight's friend") for quite a few years.
There need to be more stories about Twilight learning proper wing care.
"I don't eat sugar. I am sugar."
—Pinkie Pie
Well, yes, but thanks to the doctorates, not a bachelor's in medicine.
I can understand scaling up Luna's banishment given the increase in lifespans—a thousand years wouldn't ieep her in living memory, but she'd certainly still he in the history books—but thirty millennia does seem a bit much.
Very nice to see Derpy recognized for her sacrifice at the Friendship Festival.
In any case, the Earthlings are settling in nicely. For the most part. I wonder if the two human contingents will ever visit each other's worlds.
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They did. It resized itself for maximum humor value afterwards. No one's sure if Derpy is a potential Bearer of Laughter or chaos spawn. Or both. Not even Discord.
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Clair Ree: Don't you think you should have someone with teaching experience teach Saffron how to fly? A hotshot stunt flyer in the military doesn't seem like the best choice, especially when they're already teaching several soldiers.
Derpy Hooves is the true hero in the MLP movie.
this is a grate story.
9831941 You used to work in food service?
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Meh. What's two or three orders of magnitude when it comes to prison sentences? Once you're past the first 100 years or so, the rest will just fly by so fast you won't even notice them gone.
....besides, it's not like the Warden is paying attention to how long you're supposed to be in for, anyhow.... chances are, you'll end up doing twice as long just from that.
Thousand-dollar laptops is pretty reasonable on average for mid-range gaming, high-end business, or entry-level Apple trash. I'm still confused as to how you managed to get a PC build up to 18K without going for scalped GPUs; at today's prices, the best I could do was 12 grand with peripherals and the build fee before ProductStation deleted my list, and that's with a custom loop. The only thing I can think of would be to do a dual PC setup in the 1000D, but that feels like cheating.
At 2019 prices? Yeah, you're really only going above ten stacks if you're deliberately trying to run up the bill.