Great, I'm in Equestra! 
Why am I here? Because the author Minaren decided he wanted to have a funny story set in a borderline porn movie equestria. 
Problem is that his self insert Minaren is loyal to his beloved NotJohnHarker and of course she did not get pulled in too. That Self Insert would be me. 
Also why am I in the form of the one character all of my readers hated. What. The. Hell. 
However my bastard author made one mistake, he recreated my grimoire. 
Inside is all the secret pranking knowledge I have ever acquired. All the technical plans. All the Chemical formulas. All the strategies. He wants to take my NotJohnHarker from me? This Means War. 
Chapters (3)
Then, why isn't there a sex and/or porn tag?
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Because there will be no real sex. Hints that it happened. But not to him. Think being stuck in the tilted kilt, except Equestria version. Frustration galore.
This is... really something.
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Yes, but what is even I have no idea.
And here I was, just about to say that I hoped I didn’t inspire this. Oh, well.
And, don’t worry about knowing where to go with it. When I started Plots, I literally only had the opening conversation between “myself” and Dashie in mind, and a basic idea of what I wanted to do, long term, and that was it. And now . . . Well, you’ve seen it.
Ah, well, that’s good to know.
Really?! Who?
YOU, dingus!
Ohhhh, riiigggghtt.
*Lifts eyebrows.*
Oh, sweet Celestia, NO!
I wonder who it’s gonna be.
My bits are on Lyra/Bon.
You’re on!
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The funny thing edge is I do have a vague idea, but this is written for fun, nothing else. My writing schedule is becoming more regimented so I need at least one story that I can just dump stuff into. This is that story.
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Yeah, I know I keep referencing you or at least the Pony Plots version. The main gag is that he will have to deal with a tremendous amount of frustration. However he is going to discover that he's not completely helpless. As for the last, strip clubs befuddle me, why go to a place to get blue balled. It just seems painfully pointless.
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I 100% agree with you on strip clubs, and it’s fine. Of course, you might wanna be careful. At this rate, I might be forced to do a crossover. . . .
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But for now, onward!
I wouldn't be adverse to such a thing.
“Wrath” sounds like the wet dream of both a street magician and an arsonist. Well done! XD
Also . . .
Don’t you think for an instance that I’m not enough of a perv myself to catch the reference.
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I do in fact have a design for it. I never built the thing, mostly designed it because I was bored.
Yep lotta Pornhub references in this one. Sorry I couldn't work in your per chapter mention. Next chapter I plan on resolving that little bet with muse you have.
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Ohhhh, I see. Muse is striking out on her own, then, eh? That explains the lack of inspiration I’ve had over recent months.
EDIT: I think misunderstood what you said. Ohhhh, right. Time to find out if it’s Lyra/Bon at the club.
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Pride I did in fact build and sell. I think the next chapter is going to get a lot of interest. Lyra and Bonny will be there as will Derpy and The doctor plus Starlight and Trixie.
My bastard self Insert is right, I am going to have to change the rating. Damnit.
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And that is why I went straight in with a hard M rating. I am most definitely looking forward to it, man!