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Ribe_FireRain


Mental instability at its finest and aspiring punk rock musician. PS: Buy a creator a coffee to keep him awake? https://ko-fi.com/firerain

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The Ponyville Championship Bake-Off is coming into town and the local bakers are preparing their most iconic sweet treats to enter into the competition for the title of Ponyville's best baker. Pinkie Pie, being one of said ponies, enlists the assistance of her good friend, Andy the Human, whom agrees without any hesitation.

A week of being treated to sweet, sugary confectionery goods does sound appealing, especially when said goods are baked by Pinkie's own hooves, right? Oh, how very, very woefully wrong Andy was when he stupidly agreed to help his dear friend out. Now, he only wants to escape the pink baker pony's crazy and sweet, delectable temptations with his life on the line!

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You almost sounded like Fat Albert's twin brother, Fatter Albert. Man if only Bill Crosby could see you now...

Google suggests, it is "Cosby"...

''What am I going to do, Andy-Candy? At this rate I'll come last! Last, I tell you!'' She exclaimed, causing you to flinch. ''You don't want me to lose, do you, Andy?''

What is the problem, then? Don't lose! It's not that hard :ajbemused:! Now, please, stop force-feeding me!

No one appears to be happy at the end...

Details... Many wanted and many unwanted details :pinkiecrazy:... Makes everything look realistic. But... dirty topics... Avoid them.

Also: loads of obscure references :pinkiecrazy:! What are those? That's too obtrusive...

At the very least no one dies... Still... could very well be the remake of "Cupcakes"... Except for bodily harm. But the torment is still present.

Pinkie, are you silly? The dude could use the power of extermination... He'll not want anything sweet nearby! Probably will declare war... Will erase every baked good from existence!.. Spare the guy!

Oh, there could be drama!.. Pinkie, realising the horrible consequences of pissing the dude off!.. Unwanted destruction and loss!..

What is this story supposed to evoke? I'm not sure... Definitely not a happy tale...

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