Hilarious and sexy, I love it!

Alicorn biology was horseapples.

I agree 100% with you on that Blitz.
Great Story

I want to say sexy, but the end is adorable.

Dusk Shine could claim all he wanted that he was packing an eighteen-inch monster like that before he ascended, but Rainbow Blitz's ego made it very clear to his brain that this was not acceptable fact. If he was going to be taking a cock half-again as big as his owm—which he was, and even if (and that was a big if) Rainbow Blitz didn't want that to happen, the overwhelming magical grip slowly, gently working him down that enormous shaft would have made resistance just about impossible—then that was going to be a supernaturally big alicorn cock. Not a regularly huge nerdy unicorn cock. He may have been a loyal pony who made good on his bets, but he had standards.

own not owm
Nice story that I READ JUST TO FIND THAT ONE ERROR YES HAHA

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Typo? What typo? I don't see a typo and I certainly didn't fix it just now.

... thanks.

Funny and sexy! A rare combination, and one I thoroughly appreciate. Great story!

Nice