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SpyroForLife
Hey all I'm Spy AKA SFL AKA whatever you wanna call me, anyway I like to write and draw, and here's where you can find my pony stories! I hope you're entertained and if not oh well I tried!
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I'm giving the first like. I'm rather surprised, cause this is rather good and funny. Can't wait to see the rest of it, and congrats on the great story
this title is kinda my life. Ngl
Pretty good so far. It's a bit odd that Discord dismissed sex as "just chemicals" when he's trying hard to get drunk - which is, again, just chemicals. I guess he's been drunk before - perhaps visiting the ambrosia shops of Olympus, or stopping by the Restaurant at the End of the Universe for a Pan Galactic Gargle Blaster?
VIRGIN DICORD
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Discord doesn't believe in consistency
Yeah I imagine he CAN get drunk, it just requires like really intense stuff that's pretty much only made by immortals, for immortals. Which you can't easily get a hold of in Equestria. But maybe Twilight will take pity and get some of the Good Stuff from Celestia :') I'm sure the alicorns have their own special, secret brew
Thanks for commenting!
"Who needs sex when you have D&D?" bothisgood.gif
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imagine sex except you roll for dexterity before starting and if you do well you get to pull off a Kinky Position but if you roll too low you're liable to get kicked in the fucking face and punted off the bed entirely
I think this is the first story I've been excited about in years. I personally hope that Discord ends up with Celestia one way or another, but I know I'm going to end up loving whatever happens. I have to say, I don't buy for a minute that Discord isn't at least a little bit embarrassed or nervous about his virginity. It's easy to be confident in a room full of drunk people, or it's easy to talk about it. But we'll see how bold he is when push comes to shove.
I'm also curious to hear Big Mac's and possibly Spike's take on Discord's new venture. If Discord gets laid, what is that going to do to the OnO group?
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You skipped plenty of rolls, such as seduction, perception, sense motive and Constitution
it was ok I look forward to the part 2 of venom/twilight
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Perhaps a little Moonshine?
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/22546/drop-of-moonshine
This is what I get for not finishing The 4000 Year Old Virgin fast enough, isn't it?
I hope this is not a real thing. If it is, I'm going to do everything in my power to get it internationally banned.
I hope he gets together with someone totally unexpected. Someone who would create a lot of chaotic reactions in his friends, y'know? Like... Thorax. Who can become anyone he wants to be at any point. Perfect for Discord!
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I came here out of curiosity over the title similarity.
"Wasn't there another...? Hmmmm. Not a sequel? What's going on here? Oh! Ocalhoun outted himself!"
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omg I didn't even know about your fic. :'D But that's pretty great how similar the titles are
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SEE this is exactly what I'm here for, Twilight gets all the talented unicorn ladies, they just can't resist her!
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I hope it doesn't exist either but it seems like exactly the sort of awful thing only Pinkie would think is a good idea
except the plot twist is she doesn't want it either please someone drink this horrible stuff she made so she doesn't have to keep it9471481
I've got some bad news for you...
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I just felt my stomach turn itself inside out and light itself on fire
oof
Looks at description and author.
Who are you, and what have you done with the real Spyro-For-Life?
Not sorry.
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You clearly aren't familiar with my old Invader Zim fanfics. And the Gravity Falls ones for that matter. I write some dumb shit and I have no shame :V
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I hate you so much for bringing this to my attention.
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Its honestly not that bad. I haven't had that brand, in fact most times I got the home made stuff. Still, I'm a Romanoff Drinker and that stuff is borderline paintthinner.
Wonder how much Discord is going to regret this eve when RD gets going.
Is this based off 40 Year Old Virgin movie?
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I know nothing about that movie other than the title, which is what I based this title off of. About the only thing I'm sure they have in common is "trying to get Characer laid" but the way I go about things will probably be quite different from how that movie does so yea
These conversations make me wonder who Pinkie is into in this story and if it will somehow come up.
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It’s pretty much the same setup that you gave, surprisingly considering you never saw the movie. In the 40 year old virgin the main character accidentally slips during a poker game with his friends at work that he was still a virgin, and after making fun of him for a bit they decide to help him get laid.
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Celestia? Rather be it Tempest!
Still less dangerous for a mate than Pinkie.YESSSSSS
I love it haha
Glad to see your back in the Discord ships hehe
ooh i wouldve loved to actually see Discord and Twilight ending up with each other since they both share the lack of interest in sex haha (#OTP)
But as long as its not gonna be Flutters or Pinkie ending up with him i'm fine with whoever haha
aaargh so hyped for the next chap ^^ im sure its gonna be amazing haha <3 <3 <3
~Nerfy
This is going to be hilariously tortuous for all involved. RD's going to loose hee mind trying to get an asexual god to bang, Discord's going to immensely regret ever playing truth or dare, and all of Ponyvil is going to suffer through Rainbow's quest.
I'm very excited to see where this goes. I wonder if Discord simply doesn't understand the magic of "le boner" or if he's just riding the Ace Train.
Sequel? I don't even need more clop I just want a good discord X pinkie slice of life shipfic
Foot.....?
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Not bad. Ending was a nice bit of fluff.
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ponies, like most animals, have feet. Those feet may be called hooves... but they're still technically feet. Just like a lion's paws are feet, and a bird's talons are feet.
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idk i just don't think about writing 'hoof' sometimes since before I ever wrote for MLP I did stuff with humans/humanoids so saying 'feet' is a hard habit to break. Same reason I'll also write 'hair' instead of 'mane.' Muscle memory :')
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I'll have to brainstorm and see what I can come up with
Ngl I AM tempted to do more with this pairing, I like my weird Tempestcord ship, and Fluttercord is adorable, but Dispie has a LOT of potential as well.
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Thanks! Most of what I write ends up turning fluffy tbh, I can't help myself :')
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Yeah the fact that that was true even when symbiotes were involved didn’t escape my notice.
Awwwww, that was lovely!
DiscoPie
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nice work on all chapters for this story
The line of every Dungeons and Dragons player ever!
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have played D&D, can confirm
then again i'm asexual so my perspective is already skewedIf I ever start producing merchandise, I'm putting "Kinky Pie" on a hoodie.
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D'awww, that was really sweet, and not just the sugary kind!
Kinky Pinkie Binky Dinky Slinky Linky Lowkey Hokey Pokey then turn yourself around!
This was really, really nice and sweet. Every bit was so happy and joyful and fun, and even hot!
Congrats, and here's hoping you do more of these two.
Cheers!
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Thank you for the comment. :D I've definitely considered doing more but have been focused on writing other stuff. But I do have plans for a sequel to this, which I'm sure I'll get around to once I have time.