This story is a sequel to MLP but something’s wrong with Starlight
After a couple of chores sorting out apples at a stand, learning all their names, Applejack knew Granny Smith and Big Macintosh were named after apples. But what about Apple Bloom? Where does that come from? Also, what is a Twilight Sparkle, or a Starlight Glimmer? Are those fruits too? What does Luna and Celestia mean? What’s a Fluttershy?! She goes nuts trying to find out.
Side tangent: I haven’t been on this site for over a year. So I made this really quick to announce my return. Probably not as good as my other stories, but I’m sure it’s okay.
Is a Pinkie Pie just a Pink Pie?
Chapters (1)
Is this a comedy? It sounds like one, but there's no comedy tag...
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shit I forgot
What the hell kind of drugs are you taking, and is there more?
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i’m sorry sir, we’re all out of pure liquid cocaine
This is the strangest, most ungodly creation I have ever laid my eyes upon.
Can you make more?
Many people don't realize there is a difference between good shitposts and shit shitposts.
This is a good shitpost.
This exists
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in case you haven’t read them, I have 2 other stories like this
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that’s one way of putting it
What did you take before writing this?
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What Zecora was making
"did you mean sinuses?" Softy Soft suggested suggestively.
...are you ok?
I have never seen something so trashy but amazing, so comedic but bland, or something that both makes sense and doesn't.
In summary: what the hell did I just read? I LOVE IT