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Sawtoothetherium


I like Luna. I like MLP. And I like blood.

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Luna has been back in equestria for almost fifteen years and has adopted a modern speech pattern as well as gotten used to everything that has changed. Still she hides something, something terrible. She goes to the place this secret is kept to prevent its escape, Twilight and company follow her. They aren’t prepared for what they see.

Sex is only minor.

Chapters (7)
Comments ( 40 )

What is this a crossover of?

8817416
Holocrons are a Star Wars thing. That picture is a sith holocron.

So Luna has been captured by the Sith once more. It would be rather sad to see the Sisters fight once more

8837653
Yeah, and it has a red glow to it and it can corrupt and tempt you much similar to an actual Sith master.

8837665 So... it's that crossed with the One Ring...

Meh, I had like, 12 of them. Didn't phase me a bit. Smashed em when they wouldn't shut up with the annoying mind voices.

Only wangsty losers get tempted to the Dark Side.

I trained under Master Saitama, I know the way of the One Punch Side.

8837685
Pal, imagine twenty years of nonstop rage hatred and suffering packed into a small space and growing by the second all of a sudden forcing itself into your mind and essentially possessing you.

8837697 *grins* I withstood a year-long flame war on furry forums. In fact, I practically destroyed it single-hoofedly.

The petulant bitching of unfocused anger only serves as a source of amusement for an Omega Troll like myself.

As I said, only wangsty douches are seduced by the Dark Side. Case in point: Kylo Ren. What a total loser! And then there was Anakin, the worst character ever created who hated sand and Sand People. And then killed children (sorry, 'younglings', so they don't have to say 'killed children' in a movie ostensibly for children).

Anyway, Generic Space Soap Opera Verse has jumped the Borg Shark with "Last Jedi", and people are finally realizing this whole thing is really overblown.

8837744
Did you just call yourself a troll?😹

8837744
Hmmm, you train with Saitama? I trained in the ways of the Bat(man) and the CAPTAIN (Jack) Sparrow. And I don't think you did.

8837767 *Alondro's smile is a chilling thing, the way it curls up the edges of his lips in a truly inhuman manner* You haven't ventured very deeply into this site, have you.

This means you don't know me.

How delightful.

8837797 How cute, he thinks he's people!

8838628
HAHA! Mystery is something I crave, just like the blood of my victims.

8838662 Alondro seeks far more than blood, which any parasitic insect craves. :trixieshiftright:

8841950
Not really, i mean you’re forgetting cockroaches, termites, ants, grasshoppers and so many more. And you’re forgetting vampires and vampire bats, both seek blood, but neither a parasite. And believe me that this debate ceases here, because I know for all of your fighting words you would not be able to back any one of them up with steel.

8843652 Uhm... I specifically noted that parasitic insects seek blood, the subject of the sentence being 'parasitic insects' indicating only all insects which fall into that class.

English comprehension is not strong with you.

8844528
No, I am Russian so no. I dont English well.

8844732 RUSSIAN!!! OMG U R TEH ENEMIES OF CAPITALISM!! *launches all da nukes!* :trollestia:

8838630
I am people, mr. Troll. I. Am. A. Freedom. Fighter!

Them for this one:

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I prefer being Grey, but, the Jedi are good at what they do.

8970559 Lol, worst troll. I can troll with an English accent!

8972419 Many have tried... I stand upon their corpses. :trixieshiftright:

8972430
Oh, really, ha, I've stared down the Devil and won. You don't scare me!

8972450
GIRLS, GIRLS, YOU’R BOTH PRETTY, JUST TAKE YOUR FIGHT AWAY FROM MY COMMENTS SECTION AND KILL EACH OTHER THEN!!!!!!!!!!

8972521 HOW DARE YOU CALL A TROLL 'PRETTY'?! This is the most flagrant insult possible! We are hideous monstrosities that the light of day itself fears to touch! AND PROUD OF IT!!

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:trollestia:

8973645
Your kind also lacks any form of higher intelligence that even the most retarded of human beings possess. Therefore you lack the ability to think like a human, more like a semi-intelligent dog. Therefore the only form of attraction or repulsion is either directly or very closely related to reproductive urges. So shut your stupid mouth and take your fight out of the comments!

8973812
8973645
Oooooh, he's gonna need some aloe for that burn!

8973812 A fanfic writer insulting the intelligence of a research biologist...

I don't even need to try here.

Oh, don’t worry about that. There will be.

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