You remember that I was stolen from the family at a young age. That was the work of a Sith Lord, he took me to their Citadel to be trained as one of them. When he got me there, my training began. He made my training far more intense than any other of the sith trainees. He made sure to send me on missions to kill Jedi starting at the age of ten, I never failed. Then I was sent on a mission with a partner. He was a stallion of this world and he underwent the same training I did. Neither of us believed that we needed the others help, but we followed orders. We were sent to Tatooine to eliminate a full branch of the Hutt clan, guarded by ten Jedi Masters, five of which were on the council. We fought them first and he saved my life by blocking a strike to my back while I was locking blades with another Jedi. We slaughtered them without mercy or remorse. When we were finished we entered the hutts palace and slaughtered everyone inside. When republic law enforcement arrived we decided to kill them too. We killed the police there and rode to the nearest city.
The town was called Mos Eisly, and it was a center for republic trade. We destroyed it, nothing was left but smoldering ruins and ash. The entire star system went on high alert for eight years straight, during which time me and him were trapped on the planet. Jedi were sent in the hundreds to search for us, only twelve returned. During the time me and him were stuck on Tatooine we grew close, well, as close as Sith can be to one another. We fought beside one another and we always emerged victorious.
When we were traveling across the desert we came across a soothsayer, she annoyed us for a while and I nearly removed her head, until she spoke of one thing that caught both of us off guard. When she said that we tried to ignore it for a time, but that grew tedious after a while. Eventually her words got to us and we spoke about it, we both acknowledged it and well knew how the Sith would react to this and decided to flee. We had both made our holocrons by this point and were considered full fledged Sith warriors. When the high alert ended we left the planet, but we didn’t return to the Citadel. No we heard of our home planet and decided to try and find it. While we looked for it we put all of the anger we had in our holorons so that we wouldn’t lose our temper if we came across someone less than agreeable. We sped across the galaxy running from the Jedi and the Sith alike.
We learned the location of Equestria a few years later, and decided to jump straight to it. At the time neither of us were aware that I was royalty, we were just hoping to lead a normal life when we arrived. When we landed on the surface of the planet we activated the ships self-destruct sequence. Then we lived in the Everfree forest for a few months before approaching society. That was when the guards alerted father that I was found in the company of a stallion unfamiliar to anyone.
You and several other guards came to the small cottage we had built and brought me to mother and father. When I learned of my royal blood I wanted to hide. I asked if I could speak with him when I heard of this. Father complied but decided to come with me, I guess he wanted to meet him and judge his character.
“And you remember the rest,” Luna finished.
Celestia had listened carefully throughout the whole thing and tried to remember, she remembered the stallion that she had believed kidnapped her sister. She remembered pulling him aside and speaking with him in a threatening tone. He didn’t seem fazed however. He spoke calmly and in a tone that said he was in complete control of the situation. It left Celestia uneasy.
“I do, I remember father attempted to arrest him for kidnapping.” Celestia chuckled, “I remember you standing between him and the guards pleading his case, saying that you had only known him for a few years. But you didn’t mention anything of where you were or what happened during the time you were missing. You said you didn’t wish to speak about it and our parents allowed it.”
“When did he die by the way?” Luna asked.
“I dont know, he disappeared just after you were banished swearing vengeance.”
Just then they heard a rumbling come from outside the cave and Celestia helped Luna out of the cave to see a white shop hover down to rest on the ground outside. Out stepped armed republic soldiers who seized Luna by the shoulders and dragged her aboard. Celestia followed and so did Racar’rin. The soldiers followed them in and the hatch closed. The ship rose and took off into space.
Celestia had already charged the sun and moon with enough magic to keep the cycle going for several weeks. And she stayed outside the cell Luna was kept in through the entire ride to the Jedi Temple.
8817644 So it's basically a pyramid version of this?
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8837653
Yeah, and it has a red glow to it and it can corrupt and tempt you much similar to an actual Sith master.
8837665 So... it's that crossed with the One Ring...
Meh, I had like, 12 of them. Didn't phase me a bit. Smashed em when they wouldn't shut up with the annoying mind voices.
Only wangsty losers get tempted to the Dark Side.
I trained under Master Saitama, I know the way of the One Punch Side.
8837685
Pal, imagine twenty years of nonstop rage hatred and suffering packed into a small space and growing by the second all of a sudden forcing itself into your mind and essentially possessing you.
8837697 *grins* I withstood a year-long flame war on furry forums. In fact, I practically destroyed it single-hoofedly.
The petulant bitching of unfocused anger only serves as a source of amusement for an Omega Troll like myself.
As I said, only wangsty douches are seduced by the Dark Side. Case in point: Kylo Ren. What a total loser! And then there was Anakin, the worst character ever created who hated sand and Sand People. And then killed children (sorry, 'younglings', so they don't have to say 'killed children' in a movie ostensibly for children).
Anyway, Generic Space Soap Opera Verse has jumped the Borg Shark with "Last Jedi", and people are finally realizing this whole thing is really overblown.
8837744
Did you just call yourself a troll?😹
8837744
Hmmm, you train with Saitama? I trained in the ways of the Bat(man) and the CAPTAIN (Jack) Sparrow. And I don't think you did.
8837744
Your a Troll? Well, I am a Trollhunter.
8837767 *Alondro's smile is a chilling thing, the way it curls up the edges of his lips in a truly inhuman manner* You haven't ventured very deeply into this site, have you.
This means you don't know me.
How delightful.
8837797 How cute, he thinks he's people!
8838628
HAHA! Mystery is something I crave, just like the blood of my victims.
8838662 Alondro seeks far more than blood, which any parasitic insect craves.
8841950
Not really, i mean you’re forgetting cockroaches, termites, ants, grasshoppers and so many more. And you’re forgetting vampires and vampire bats, both seek blood, but neither a parasite. And believe me that this debate ceases here, because I know for all of your fighting words you would not be able to back any one of them up with steel.
8843652 Uhm... I specifically noted that parasitic insects seek blood, the subject of the sentence being 'parasitic insects' indicating only all insects which fall into that class.
English comprehension is not strong with you.
8844528
No, I am Russian so no. I dont English well.
8844732 RUSSIAN!!! OMG U R TEH ENEMIES OF CAPITALISM!! *launches all da nukes!*
8838630
I am people, mr. Troll. I. Am. A. Freedom. Fighter!
8970559 Lol, worst troll. I can troll with an English accent!
8971100
I slay trolls.
8972419 Many have tried... I stand upon their corpses.
8972430
Oh, really, ha, I've stared down the Devil and won. You don't scare me!
8972450
GIRLS, GIRLS, YOU’R BOTH PRETTY, JUST TAKE YOUR FIGHT AWAY FROM MY COMMENTS SECTION AND KILL EACH OTHER THEN!!!!!!!!!!
8972521
Okay.