• Published 26th Oct 2012
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Celestia's Secret - Yummiponi4567



Celestia shares with the mane 6 her deepest secret...

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"WHAT?"

"I... am a horse."

The friends gasped (Rainbow Dash's was obviously fake, but nopony noticed).

"But what about Luna? And Cadence?"

"Luna indeed is a horse. But Cadence is pony."

Then Luna exploded through the door. "APRIL FOALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sister, this new holiday is indeed rather fun!"

Finally, Rainbow could hold it in no longer. She and the princesses exploded in laughter.

The others just stood there with a bewildered expression on their faces.

The sound of laughter could be heard from afar, and the skies cleared.

"Best April Foal's day EVER!"


Author's note

I'm sorry for all the people I evidently disappointed. I originally wanted a story where Celestia goes AH AHM A HOWRSE and everyone gasps and faints. I know my writings needs to be worked on, and I am quite aware I have inflated just to reach the 1000 word limit. I, however, don't see the need to revise it. This was never meant to be a long adventure story where Celestia has a dramatic secret that changes the lives of everypony forever. It was just a stupid troll story. Remember, if you want that, look at the tags. Again, I'm sorry if I disappointed you with the ending.

Comments ( 7 )

1517266 Well, I've gotta admit...

that was rather anti-climactic... sorry.

Now that I've read this, how do I take this off my "read later" list.

Seriously I thought that troll fics were outlawed!

Meh, it was... Decent. I'm not a fan of trollfics, but it was fairly well written.

"Pffft! You don't fool me Princess! Horses are about as real as humans!"

"Actually, I was meaning to talk about that too, but since you put it that way... Megan, could you come out, please?"

"WHAT THE HAY IS THAT?!?"

"Goodness! It hasn't got any fur! And it walks on two legs!"

"Hi! I'm Megan, I was Celestia and Luna's foalsitter way back when!"

lol
I didn't mean for it to be a trollfic when i started, but that is what it became.
Just asking, does anyone want to see a somewhat more serious story that is like this? As in, Celestia summons twilight with a pressing matter and everyone is taken aback.

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