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// "WHAT?" 
// Story: Celestia's Secret 
// by Yummiponi4567 
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"I... am a horse."

The friends gasped (Rainbow Dash's was obviously fake, but nopony noticed).

"But what about Luna? And Cadence?" 

"Luna indeed is a horse. But Cadence is pony."

Then Luna exploded through the door. "APRIL FOALS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sister, this new holiday is indeed rather fun!"

Finally, Rainbow could hold it in no longer. She and the princesses exploded in laughter.

The others just stood there with a bewildered expression on their faces.

The sound of laughter could be heard from afar, and the skies cleared. 

"Best April Foal's day EVER!"


Author's note

I'm sorry for all the people I evidently disappointed. I originally wanted a story where Celestia goes AH AHM A HOWRSE and everyone gasps and faints. I know my writings needs to be worked on, and I am quite aware I have inflated just to reach the 1000 word limit. I, however, don't see the need to revise it. This was never meant to be a long adventure story where Celestia has a dramatic secret that changes the lives of everypony forever. It was just a stupid troll story. Remember, if you want that, look at the tags. Again, I'm sorry if I disappointed you with the ending.