A group of obnoxious and perverted Vampire ponies have invaded Ponyville, hell bent on reviving the Equestrian version of Count Dracula and bothering girls. The dogged Twilight leads an expedition to give these villians a one way ticket to boot-hill.
Castlevania? and Ponies? YES.
Dafuq did i just read?
The references, they hurrrrrt usss...
912925 Dafuq did I just saw?
While emotionally horrifying that Applebloom is in serious danger, there's only one thing I need to explain my immense satisfaction with this story:
"An eye for an eye.
A tooth for a tooth.
And a bolt of lightning up the ass for a ruined mane."
That said, I hope RD comes back soon.
This is great, and I love that you're paying homage to Castlevania, blasting away at the silliness of Twilight (the books), and keeping up a running gag dialogue that still holds the story together.
Keep up the good work!
What did I just read? It’s so disorienting it hilarious and my brain is being torn between being incredibly confused or laughing
Ah, pony names. There are times where you really have to wonder if they are given to them by parents or if they are as magical as Cutie Marks and are given to a pony from some fortune-telling spell or something
That cannot feel comfortable🤣
The fact you seem to be just jotting down thoughts to the point that you argue with yourself is hilarious, though it is making the part of me that is a writer beat his head against a wall and groan loudly
So, you do know that mare is the equivalent to a adult female pony right?
Filly is the equivalent of “little girl” basically
That... that’s actually kinda really smart. Suprised that that is the first time I’ve ever seen Spike do something like that in a fic.
I have absolutely no idea what I just read and this is probably the most random thing I’ve ever read. Is that good? I Honestly don’t have a clue!
Anyway, thank you for this couple hours or hour or however long it took me to read this short story. It was... something. Something good, I can say that much.