Pinkie: Do you think keeping Twilight's gender a secret was one of your best pranks to date?

To Celestia; If Pinkie were to end up crushing Twilight's heart, how would you react?

I love how the Cakes are so chill that Mr. Cake can just casually joke about kissing Pinkie and Mrs. Cake goes with it instead of getting pissed off.

So when Celestia decides to ascend twilight I bet she grows something that's isn't a pair of wings

First off, love the gender change in the title. Also, this. Just this.

"See?" Pinkie reversed the twist and set Twilight back on her hooves. "You sure are lucky I like you so much."

" 'Like'?" Twilight raised an eyebrow. "Just like? Or 'like'-like?"

"Like-like." Sparing Twilight a look that could make bricks smolder, Pinkie struck a pose. "Now, where were we… Oh right! I am literally the best kisser in town!" She gave a firm nod. "Nine out of ten stallions in Ponyville agree."

"What?" The line sounded so corny to Twilight that she tilted her head a little. "Nine out of ten?"

"She is." Mr. Cake walked from the back room to the counter, put down a tray of cakes and left again.

"M-M-Mister Cake?!" Twilight turned from the stallion who had just left, looking Pinkie in her wide-grinning face. "But… But… What about Missus Cake?"

"He's right, she is a great kisser." Cup Cake came in with the next batch of muffins, setting the tray beside the first. It was all she could do to keep her face straight until she got to the kitchen again.

Pinkie giggled and winked to Mrs' Cake, and got a returned wink. "Twilight, you are so cute when you are confused." She kissed Twilight on her confused nose, then changed targets and aimed for her mouth.

Twilight's brain had finally restarted, and came back to the awareness that she was being kissed. Her eyes opened, focused on Pinkie, and she leaned hungrily into the kiss. Pressing forward so that Pinkie was tilting her head up, Twilight followed her new "teacher"s orders as best she could.

"Not as good as you, dear." Carrot kissed Cup when his wife returned to the kitchen. All they had heard all morning was Twilight talking to Pinkie while Pinkie worked. Slowing down their employee definitely entitled them to a little harmless payback.

Does Spike get any of Twilights left overs?

First off this is getting good~.
First was a little sad that pinkie deal is already over. (About to brake my Heart: ), until twilght admits it.
Man, celestia and the cakes are enjoying the show of pinkie and twilight moments.

oh i can see this train wreck coming a mile away i cant wait to see it

I feel like this is becoming less and less of 'everypony thinks Twilight is a male and she has to deal with the situations as they come' and more of a 'Twilight x Pinkie' ship fic.

Wooohooooo!!!!

"Twilight has plenty of social skills." Celestia rolled her eyes—only one was visible of course—in a candid moment of expression. "Where do I start? She won the belching contest in her unit for three months running. She excels at greeting nearly anypony... with a spear.

I laughed so hard at the idea of Twilight not only participating in, but also winning, belching contests with the rest of the royal guard.

 "I think we are done with this little meeting, Twilight has certainly decided the question I wanted to ask."

...is that a mistake, or is it my english? I'm not sure I understand the "decided the question I wanted to ask". Is is supposed to be "answered the question"?

Otherwise, nice little chapter. I wonder how long Twilight will keep the "secret"...

8256484 Thanks, I totally missed that in the text-to-speech check I ran.

ask Twilight Velvet and Night Light. what are your thoughts about Twilight having feelings for another mare and how do you feel about that?

Question for Spike: How relieved were you that Twilight is going out with Pinkie instead of Rarity?

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Innit great?

Pinkie had been beside herself, drafting a small army of cooks and bakers to put together a second night worth of party food.

night's worth or maybe night's-worth (not really sure about the hyphen)

"And when I say complicated… You didn't see what happened. We were all burning with our elements, and Nightmare moon asked me why I was acting like a stallion."

Moon

And the snippet that spawned this thing has finally been included.

Oh so we're not going to see others reaction to learning Twilight is a mare.

okay...

8256697 Gottem, thanks!

Is this gonna be a TwilightxPinkie fic?

Is this gonna be a poly fic?

This was rather cute and heartwarming. Made me even consider TwiPie a possible pairing!
And also, potential for future shenanigans. That's always a plus.

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Yes and no.

8256945 Glad to hear it.

8256739 They never talk about it, though.

Cadance, what do you think of Twilight having a harem.

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Yes and no... so they aren't forming a herd, but we are going to see Friendship Is Benefits?

8257040 I am not planning actual sexytimes in this. Kissing, snuggling, and talking about rude things are a go, however. And no, no pony harems based around Twi.

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Drat. Though, this did actually transition into a full Twipie then in that case, rather than being a comedy of relationship errors with all the girls on the same foot.

Perhaps a good place to start a sequel and continue the Twipie story, with appropriate titling and expectations and such?

8257047 I feel (at the very least) the relationship needs to stand against the scrutiny of Twilight's friends. There is an invitation to be received, and a suit to be made. Plus I have one more face-slapping gag to get out.

I'm... not really sure I like where this is going.
It was fun as a gag at first, but I don't think I want it to become a constant thing in this story. I'm not a big fan of this trope, nor am I a fan of "gender-identity" plot, if this is the direction you're taking.
I'll put off dropping this fic until I see what happens in the next chapter.

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Yes and no.

Wait... I'm confused. I ca—

No silly, you're Nobody. Confused is on vacation in Haywaii this week!

—n't tell whether you're saying "Yes and no in that order" or "The answer to each of your questions is both yes and no." Because if it is the first then 'yes' should be between the two reply links instead of lumping the 'no' onto your answer to Rhawkas and lumping your 'yes' onto your answer to TheDerpySoupCan.

FINE! Ignore me then! I'll just make my own comment... with parties, and clowns... infact, forget the comment!!

Pinkie? What the heck's gotten into you?

BITE MY BOUNCY PINK ASS!!!

Princess Luna: Welcome back to Equestria, I am sure all of your subjects are delighted (and maybe a little confused) to have you back with us again! I have a quick question for you. In your younger days it is said in yours and Celestia's journal that you were quite the prankster, and designed most of the tricks and traps within your castle. Considering your expertise in such things, how do you feel about Twilight Sparkle's and Pinkie Pie's little prank of perpetuating that Twilight is a Stallion? Is it perfectly fine and all in good fun, or perhaps would you say it's gone just a hoof too far?

So, the joke keeps rolling. I really wonder how long they'll be able to keep the secret hidden and what it will be like when everyone discovers the truth. I bet there will be a lot of extremely confused ponies at the least

Poor Celestia must have felt so awkward

This is fun. :) I wonder if they'll start flirting like Haruka and Michiru from Sailor Moon while they solve friendship problems.

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While the story is good, I'm not sure about the whole Twilight suddenly going for mares just cuz Pinkie started that joke in bad taste.

I guess this chapter did outline that Twilight we know and this Soldier Twilight are not the same.... As this Twi is bigger than a normal mare, acts like a stallion, her voice is deeper and overall is the full stallion package a mare would want.

I do not know if i like it to be honest, the story so far has held my attention but its increasingly harder to stomach it as a ''harmless'' (more like tasteless) joke that went to far to even skew her identity as a mare and made her to be a stallion. This is not something ANYBODY would just accept and keep as a ''harmless little'' joke.

Especially when said mare just got told she is more a stallion than a mare when she thought that she was like any other mare out there.... By PRINCESS Celestia no less.
There must be some backlash and you circumvented that by Pinkie barging in an stealing Twilight's attention to the point where the crisis of an identity is nonexistent? And Princess Celestia is fine with it? Even when she knows there will be issues? There is not a chance in hell there would not be some identity issues and confidence blows.

You either didnt want to write about the ''ramifications'' of what Celestia told her or just wanted to skip the drama which is not ok and it takes away from the story and feels unrealistic. Sorry but this needed to be said as i said so far this story while interesting is not very indepth and is not plausible unless u want to make stories that are all happy go lucky that bypass obvious problems.

Which i assume you do not want.

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And no, no pony harems based around Twi.

Awww.

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As this Twi is bigger than a normal mare, acts like a stallion, her voice is deeper and overall is the full stallion package a mare would want.

Apart from having the full package.

ho pinktwi
o harem
spike!!!!!!!!

mas fotos de twilight armor

Yeah... The TwiPie ship is rapidly entering the danger zone for Romantic Plot Tumor, and the initial gender gag has lost most of it's luster for me. If there isn't a shift in the status quo soon this is going to enter the zone reserved for soap operas and sitcom's...

Eh its just shipfic with little plot twist, damn and I hoped forsome good shenanigans

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No, no it isn't. I came here for the Drama of Twilight being mistaken for a male. And/or getting it on with all of the Main 6. Not just Twilight and Pinkie. Honestly, I hate every single ship with Pinkie, she is such a horrible character by herself, and in a ship with just herself and 1 other person.

The only thing I would have added to Pinkie's dialogue is that every time she pretends to take the lead or assume the role of a stallion she should use a really cheesy pretend deep mans voice. Just for the extra lol.

Nice chapter, good work.

Ask Donut Joe: How did being frequently visited by Celestia's personal student and the newest rising star amidst the Royal Guard affect you business?

8258269 You will note I tagged the story correctly. Romantic, Comedy, Alternate Universe; there is no drama tag on this one (I do make frequent use of said tag in stories that deserve it).

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Thnx!! And interesting answer.

8258476 Not the first time I have handled (hoofled?) gender issues in Equestria, although this is one of the most light-hearted looks at it. I like to think ponies are as accepting of friends and family having such an issue that it lets it be the only issue.

Twilight in this story is not trans, she is not fluid or bi-gender either. Reading the "new gag" you will note that she is telling Pinkie that she specifically isn't going to pretend to be a stallion. Her decision is to "be myself" (which I think is a pretty good one, to be honest).

Twilight Velvet finds it a little odd that anyone would think she would have any issue with Twilight if she did want to be a stallion.

How other people write Equestria is their own business, but I like to go with "accepting."

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Ahh, okay. I have not read those books so I couldn't have know the reference.