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To Spike, What was it like growing up with Twilight?
Heh.
Oh, Twilight, you troll...
Hm. You know, a great idea would be to put your front hooves on their withers and shake them while screaming "I. AM. A. MARE" I don't see any other way you could convince ponies otherwise
...
yeah... goodby... I get that some people might like this sort of thing, and more power to them, but I honestly expected Some of them to figure things out by now so that you could start on a new gag using the setting rather than everyone putting a hoof on the idiot-ball...
To Twilight,
How hard would it be to get a copy of your birth certificate proving you're a mare?
You had one goal Sparkle, one job and you blew it. Get preggers and see how they deal with that!
This fic confuses me. It is so unbelievably hilarious in so many explainable and unexplainable ways at once and I can't help it! Why?! My soul demands more chapters of this story, because Twilight's endless personal Tartarus of NEVER be recognized as a mare except from her own family, Pinkie Pie and Princess Celestia is the most hilarious thing I read in a long time.
Now the whole town thinks she uses a spell to hide "her goods".
Ever like is deserved!
And these Author's Notes with these interviews are nice as well.
But I have to admit I feel very sorry for her now. The only two possibilities now that other Ponies in Ponyville finally start to believe that she is indeed a mare would be in my opinion:
1. Birth certificate
2. (What would be VERY stupid) Showing other Ponies her private parts, because that would be the most obvious proof of existence (literally in her case). But I must say Big Mac confused me a little there, didn't he literally SEE Twilight's vagina? I mean, he stared directly at it or is he blind?
Doctor Horse came by with his noodle on display. . . Said it was invisible! I beg to differ with his explanation. It took me most the day to pry Granny off of him. What am I going to tell Apple Bloom?
Oh! I have an idea! Please do a chapter where the girls invite Twilight to do something and... I don't know... there are special compartments where mares and stallions are separated for something. Special treatments in a spa or whatever. So Twilight as the "stallion" of the group will be send to the "stallion" side and has to witness the most embarrassing (and hilarious for the reader) things only stalliions would have done to them or speak about in private.
And worse for her, no stallion gives a damn for Twilight's feelings, because all just think she is a "stallion" with a spell on her to keep her male parts hidden. ^^
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I honestly don't think it would work.
Ouch
8315720 Eep! Fixed, thanks!
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Eh, probably. If she did I guess they would just say something about it being okay that Twilight identifies as a mare
And that was when Twilight realized: she fucked up.
At this point, the only way everypony will believe she is a mare if if she walked around with her tail held high and a dildo in her snatch. Or maybe, if they think that's also an illusion, she let's stallions, ahem, test it out. See if they think she's a dude while balls deep in her!
This was cute. Helluva cute. And then it became hilarious
Please keep up with this, it's amazingly good
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She's going to get so wet (because of the sauna, you perves).
Ask Twilight: So, Twilight, do you think that once you go into heat it will be enough to convince everypony that you're a mare?
For Shining Armor: What are your thoughts on all the mares, but her fillyfriend, in Ponyville thinking your sister is a stallion?
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Never has felt more apt.
my god this is eaither a work of art or the most cringest thing i have read in a while
To Twilight Sparkle
Just a thought, if ponyville is so insistent on seeing you as a stallion then why not... Drop the illusion and let ponyville see... The real stallion under that spell?
I've met some people IRL who have this problem, their hormones are out of whack so they look like the other gender.
Most of them take it in stride, though some get frustrated.
Hahahahahaha. *topples over* Hahahahahahhaha.
Meanwhile, in Canterlot...
Glorious rolling laughter rang out from the throne room, echoing off the marble walls and causing the entire castle to vibrate. In point of fact, it had been going on for more than 15 minutes and had caught the ire of one very tired blue moon princess. After kicking off her bedding in an irritated huff, Luna, Princess of the night, stormed her way down from her tower with a look of pure murder glowing in her eyes. However, the sight that greeted her upon throwing open the throne room door turned her anger into something more akin to shocked confusion.
laying on her back, at the base of the ramp that lead to the throne, was the disheveled form of her sister. Celestia thrashed and kicked her hooves into the air as she coughed and wheezed in the throws of laughter. Yet when it seemed said fit of hysterics was coming to an end, she would float a scroll over and began laughing just as hard as before. After giving an irritated snort, Luna demanded, "Pray tell Dear sister, what has gotten you so riled?" To which Celestia's response was to hoof over said scroll.
"Let us see... Dear Princess Celestia..." Luna started, realizing instantly it was one of Twilight's reports. "The ponies of Ponyville are Crazy! For to which they all still think I'm a stallion... may have complicated matters... Big Mac insisted I'm using magic... Doctor Horse wanted to oggle flanks..." She read through the scroll until one line caught her eye. "So I altered a simple illusion spell, granting Dr. Horse the ability to hide his erection while observing the flanks of his nursing staff, the down side to this spell is that it gives said stallion a feminine physique, and now the good doctor wont stop admiring his own plot..." Luna had to blink the shock out of her eye, several times, before glancing at her still tittering sister. "Be it the lack of sleep, dear sister, but i fail to see the hummer in this."
As for Celestia, she took one look at Luna's confused muzzle and broke down into another fit of laughter.
Meanwhile, two guards stood at the base of the throne observing their monarchs while trying to keep their composer straight.
"S..should we do something," the first asked in a whisper.
"I don't know about you," the second responded in kind. "But I'm scheduling an appointment with Dr. Horse on my next day off."
8315952 Dang it, I can only vote this up once...
I'm predicting it right now. When Twilight finally gets so sick and tired of this she just screams "I'm a mare!" in the middle of the park, everypony's gonna be real sensitive and apologetic before someone says "We didn't realize you were trans."
And Twilight realizes she now has to explain she means "No, I've always been a mare," to a village being tailored for a TV-MA sitcom so this can go on however long the author wants it to.
8316208 "Of course you have, Twi." Applejack smiled as reassuringly as she could. "And you will always be a mare as far as we're concerned, no matter how you look."
We definitely need more snarky Spike commentary.
Question to Shining Armor: What do you think that your LSBFF may have a better stallion reputation than you? (at least in Ponyville)
Damaged, if you would like, you can use my post however you wish...
have fun
Oh boy, Twilight walked right into that one! As a Royal Guard she should really not be so susceptible to manipulation like that.
The lie is pretty solid now, only thing that might counteract is a public urination or something...
To Mac: wait, who's your fillyfriend?
Keep going! :)
Ask Dr. Horse: Would you say it's grounds for loss of a medical license if a practicing doctor were, say, unable to tell the difference between a stallion and a mare?
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That would be great fun! And at some point, somepony in there should then get a peek under her tail...
So Twilight, does this... Spell the disaster that is your public identity in Ponyville?
Someone wondered what would happen when she went into heat. I know...
"Look, that guy must bang so many mares - I mean he just REEKS of a mare in heat!"
"Eeeyup. Lucky guy!"
Dear anyone/everyone "in the know", except twilight,
So.........anyone wanna place bets on how long it'll take her before she snaps and/or gets fed up enough and starts flashing people who continue to believe she's a he? i give her......2-3 more chapters.
if she were as neurotic and prone to psychotic breaks as the cannon twilight, i wouldnt put it past her to literally shove someone's face back there......well, at least until her brain caught up with her actions
BAAAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!
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It still confuses me what happened with Big Mac and if this guy is somehow stupid in this fic. He lifted Twilight's leg and looked at her private parts for a short time to verify his story about the "stallion who hides his junk with a spell". It bugs me, because I think he should acknowledge it when he stares at a mare's nether lips and ask himself what he just saw.
(And be lucky that Twilight didn't buck him in the face for this action)
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True. Maybe he just lifted her forelegs so he could see the missing sheath. And yeah, Twily should've punched him for that.
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I don't know, I have the feeling a "!" would fit better, because it would emphasize Twilight's frustration in the situation. I know it's maybe nitpicky, but I just want to share my help.
8316716 Interesting problem with horse-bits. Mares have them all the way at the back, and stallions have them hanging underneath. He only looked underneath, and certainly wasn't going to be searching around for her (tiny since she hasn't foaled) teats.
Now nothing short of FLASHING big mac will make the rest believe.
Also, dr. Horse plot has foiled his plot
No, you can talk about using them. On FimFiction.net Mature covers graphically explicit sexual content... you're thinking FanFiction.net, where explicit depictions of sex are separated out into Mature Adult. Silly pone, not knowing what site your daughter's story is on.
Well this story escalated quickly.
...
Carry on then.
it going to be discord who figure it out does something to make them figure out twilight a mare then when the rainbow of doom hit him then they go back to normal and just think it was discord that messing with them
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v6pLfBYTZQ&t=175s Just the opening sequence. You'll understand.
(in this order. )
Also, Doctor Horse...
I'm out of words.
Where can I get this spell?!?Good chapter!
Simply hilarious!
I half expected Spike would ask for this spell, too.
Maybe Twilight could make a bunch of money my distributing the spell commercially...Better not. The mares would hate her.
Edit: fixed.
This keeps getting better and better! So hilarious...