Report on the Occult Energies of Equine Commradery

by SaltyVampireHorse

Log Date: 7 38 3, Epilogue Entry

Log Date: 7 38 3

Subject: Epilogue Report

Audio Recorded by: Peridot Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG

“So, this is it… this has been, something...yes, indeed I would call this experience “something”. When I first arrived here in Equestria, I despised it. No access to my technology, even less access to Homeworld, and no way to keep in contact with the Crystal Gems. I suppose I had similar feelings when I met Steven and the Crystal Gems for the first time; I regarded them as Diamond-forsaken clods who kept breaking my things. Steven tried, for whatever conceivable reason, to show me the beauty of the Earth. I didn’t completely understand. The Garnet, The Amethyst and The Pearl tried to show me how Earth liberated them, but still it felt incomplete. After I thoroughly watched all 6 seasons of Camp Pining Hearts 12 times, I understood more but there was still one piece that I was missing. Here in Equestria, I now finally understand it all! I now fully grasp the organic beauty of Earth and Equestria, the liberty of making your own purpose in life, the joy of fun and laughter, the kindness of Earthlings and Equines, the trust and honesty that should be the foundation of relationships, Generosity beyond material substances, and the giving and receiving nature of loyalty. However, above all, I finally understand the Magic of Friendship! And I owe it to these ponies I have met here these past days, I owe it to the Crystal Gems for giving me a chance to prove my worth and I owe it to my best friend of all: Steven, for opening my heart. I know what I have to do now...Goodbye Equestria, I will never for-”

“Wait! Peridot!”

“Oh umm, Hello...Spike...”

“We know you have to go but, we wanted to give you this.”

“Um thank you… what is it exactly?”

“Twilight says you can plant it in the ground back on Earth, and it will construct a warp pad that will bring you back to Equestria whenever you want”

“...oh my stars...Thank you Per- … Spike...Thank you Spike”

“Ahy, no problem Peri, and of course...”

*Distant clamouring that grows increasingly louder*

“You didn’t think we’d let you leave without a Ponyville send off?”

*The Mane 6 and CMC give a mixed cheer of farewells*

*voice breaking* “Goodbye… you lovable, quadruped clods...”

*Sounds of energy surging from the warp pad, the recording begins to cut out*

“This concludes my reports on the Occult Energies of Equine Comradery. Or as Twilight calls it...the Magic of Friendship. This is Peridot Facet-2F5L Cut-5XG...singing off, Farewell Equestria.”

-Transmission ends

Author's Note:

Thank you all so much for reading and enjoying this experimental fanfic, I'm glad you enjoyed it and I look forward to writing a second volume of reports. Very special thanks to Cyanhyde, my editor and best friend, for not only his keen eye but for giving me the urge to write again.

see you clods soon XP

Comments

[cptcortez]

was hoping youd do a celestia and luna log

[SaltyVampireHorse]

8077426 Probably for the sequel

[Schroedingers_Katze]

That was quite a nice read. Light and fluffy.^^

[SaltyVampireHorse]

8077476 I appreciate your kind words, thank you

[Flash Notion]

Was going say it felt rushed at the end, then I read the comment about a possible sequel.
...
I am okay with this.

[Xuncu]

Thumbs if ya read it in her voice.

[SaltyVampireHorse]

8078882 I wanted this main volume to focus on the central characters, the sequels will focus on back ground characters and the princesses, i might, might make a volume for the villains

[SaltyVampireHorse]

8089875 Hehe it was an experimental piece ^^ I'm so glad you like it

[SaltyVampireHorse]

8089875 might also be that i am really good at writing reports, since i come from an academic background

[Crazy the Clone]

Aw man...I wanted to see her reaction to Dragons eating gems.

[SaltyVampireHorse]

8308426
it is hinted when she talks about Spike XP

[Starlight Nova]

Peridot didn't care about the fusion experiments. Or, at the very least, she was unphased by them.

[Starlight Nova]

8000424
Well at least it's not Yellow Diamond.

[Shenzy]

Enjoyed this VERY MUCH... till you called me a clod

Only thing that could cheer me up would be a subject on Glimmer and Trixie!

PS and Celestia/Luna
Ohoho Chrysalis even?

[SaltyVampireHorse]

9037506
I do intend to write a sequel. Once i stop procrastinating

[Shenzy]

9476933
Fluttercattt!

... i suppose?