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Today I learned, Tarnished is darned good. And that it's was cold.
Indeed
7996413 Sounds like a new type of shoe.
Fun Fact: The taste of Semen can be influenced by what you eat. If you eat lots of meats cheeses and basically lots of animal products and wheat and veggies, it will taste probably as Terrible as those Ration Bars. However! Eating lots of fruits can cause it to take on a sweeter somewhat fruity taste. Therefore it is possible for actual Semen to taste better than those ration bars.
This has been a PSA about things you didn't know and probably wish you still didn't
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If you drink copious amounts of gin, your semen will taste just like Pine-Sol.
Or so I've been told. I wouldn't know.
Which reminds me, I need to pick up some gin when I go out shopping.
I'm pretty sure that Tarnish, being a druid, has more right than anyone to tell nature to go fuck itself.
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Not just any druid, the Heliophant. THE TOP DRUID! If the leader of the entire order says nature can go fronk itself where the sun don't shine with a tree that splinters quite easily, he damn well can and can likely find a way to make it happen.
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7996507 At least he knows what they are so he doesn't accidentally try something that sounds exotic at the bottle shop. Alphabetically between the blueberry and fondleberry wines
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Me, I'm steering clear of these.
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7996401 Did you have to needle us with that pun?
7996590 He's not only the heliophant Tarnished is the embodiment of Terra-Firma the alicorn of the earth. If anyone has the right to tell nature to go fronk itself its him
7996507 Naval-strength?
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Eh. That pun was sew-sew.
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Is that awl you have to say for yourself?
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Stop it! I'm already in stitches. But I'm on the mend.
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Stop?
I'm a frayed knot. There will be no letting this slip.
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I really hope you know how to tie up all the loose threads that make up this story. You best keep weaving your magic. Otherwise those plot tangles will loom over you.
Dang, that's a helluva snowstorm.
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More hoofy kick please
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I do not remember. I don't remember because it's been at least a month since I've read that story and there were more important things going on, at least from my perspective. And even if I did remember, I'd have no way of concluding that a god's conduit reacting to something would be the same as the god themselves reacting to something. Without clarification, I would have to assume that there would be a difference of some kind. Also, wasn't that before the chaos vortex that changed Tarnish into a druid? I was given the impression that that was when the connection between him and Terra Firma formed. Perhaps I was wrong. Others have suggested that the connection between the two began at Tarnish's birth, but then what changed when he became a druid? There is a lot of this I simply cannot remember offhand. There are far too many stories for me to have a encyclopedic knowledge of everything that's occurred without taking incredibly extensive notes.
Look, I'm just frustrated because I feel like I'm being insulted for asking a question that, to my knowledge, had no bearing on anything. If it was something I could've pieced together by now, say so. Feel free to point me to an important event in question, or just let me know that I could've solved my own question. I'm fine with that. But that sort of blunt comment makes me feel like I'm being called an idiot for not picking up on something, and I am really not okay with that.
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No insult meant, but this has been my answer to just about everyone that goes into this story. I said from the beginning that extensive knowledge of what has taken place is required, and that I was trusting the reader to keep up. Too much stress and worry otherwise, wondering if the reader understands every minute detail. Every question I answer in the comments section is time taken away from writing.
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I'm sure someone who's read your other materials will answer those kinds of questions, no need to take time away from your writing.
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Different magic brand.