Another flash emanated through the room, this one a blue so dark it was nearly black – Princess Luna had arrived. The Princess of the Night already began walking toward the bar before she noticed her sister was present. Stopping in her tracks, she turned and smiled. “Sister, you came!”
No, I don't think the story is quite that far along yet. But Luna has the right idea...
Awesome story so far. I love how cringy-but-can't-turn-away Celestia's attempts to mingle with the common-er folk are. Where exactly is this story going to go, if I may ask? Will it be everyone trying to get her laid or learning to respect that she really doesn't want to get laid?
personaly i was under the impression that the princesses did not care about love that much because of the fact that they can basicly blink their eyes and the lover is gone
(hasn't read it yet) Oh, it's not really a problem. She's just exercising the most effective method of birth control because she doens't want to be a mother....what with all the grown Canterlot brats she already has to put up with!
The scramble for Celestia's chips would make Equestria's mapmakers weep and curse her name for years to come. It also somehow gave Cadence the Element of Laughter, half of Luna's guard, and a six-month subscription to Better Tombs and Dungeons.
In any case, I look forward to seeing where you go with this.
8170744 "Element of Laugher"? As in the stone, or the Bearer?
"Good news, Princess Cadance - you've won Pinkie Pie!" "I'VEBEENWONBYCADENCEI'VEBEENWONBYCADENCEI'VEBEENWONBYCADENCE..." "Oh Celestia, not that hyperactive mare...what have I done?"
Princess Cadance took a deep swig of pricey bourbon, then leaned in conspiratorially toward Princess Celestia. “Puh-leas. Prince Dopey is nice and all, but I'm the Princess of Love! You can't expect me to limit myself to just one cock in my life – that would be a breach of, of...” She took another gulp. “Of my royal duties ... or something.”
This is fucked up. It would be one thing if she just said they had an open relationship, but going so far as to insult Shining Armor is going way too far and definitely detracts from the comedic theme of this story.
Heh, I personally would prefer Twilight being a bit more reserved than this, both in gambling and sexuality, but hey, 'tis your story to tell!
Maybe Twilight tried a spell to loosen herself up and it all transfered to Celestia. Yeah, let's go with that. No, wait, Starlight did it. Now that sounds much better.
... Twilight's my favorite, and I don't care enough about Cadance's sexual personality to say anything so long as Shining's okay with it. Invest doesn't bother me at all, either.
._.
this will be good
8168829
^.^
8168834
I sure hope so!
Another flash emanated through the room, this one a blue so dark it was nearly black – Princess Luna had arrived. The Princess of the Night already began walking toward the bar before she noticed her sister was present. Stopping in her tracks, she turned and smiled. “Sister, you came!”
No, I don't think the story is quite that far along yet. But Luna has the right idea...
8168885
Okay, I'll give you that one.
Well then. Might I suggest the captain who's been flirting with her totally oblivious self?
I have this feeling this will get even funnier.
8168936
Oh, we'll get to that.
But I wouldn't count on it working out.
8168948
^.^ I should hope so!
8168988
So much faith in me ... I hope it's justified.
Clearly, she's Princess Celacetia.
I think I know the right pony for this.
"The perfect stallion you and I must fiiiiind...!"
And if it fails, she'll resort to a love potion. Bam! Problem solved.
(Note: I haven't read it yet, just in case there actually is a song.)
8169032
Or love poison. Whichever.
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^.^
8169078
She changed back to calling it a potion in the next to most recent episode. Canada episode.
Man, fuck Canada.
8169148
Nah... I don't have the stamina any more. It's like the old bromide: Drink Canada Dry! It might be impossible, but it'd be fun trying!
8169015 But of course! Wouldn't be fun otherwise.
8169148
It can be both.
8169194
It's not so difficult. All you have to do is stand on the US side of the border and stick your dick across the line repeatedly.
Hm, I'm liking where this is going. How long do you think this story will get before its conclusion?
Awesome story so far. I love how cringy-but-can't-turn-away Celestia's attempts to mingle with the common-er folk are. Where exactly is this story going to go, if I may ask? Will it be everyone trying to get her laid or learning to respect that she really doesn't want to get laid?
Love auto corrected to have, fixed.
personaly i was under the impression that the princesses did not care about love that much because of the fact that they can basicly blink their eyes and the lover is gone
Celestia having invented poker was only ever going to go in one of two directions.
(hasn't read it yet) Oh, it's not really a problem. She's just exercising the most effective method of birth control because she doens't want to be a mother....what with all the grown Canterlot brats she already has to put up with!
The scramble for Celestia's chips would make Equestria's mapmakers weep and curse her name for years to come. It also somehow gave Cadence the Element of Laughter, half of Luna's guard, and a six-month subscription to Better Tombs and Dungeons.
In any case, I look forward to seeing where you go with this.
How is this not mature rated? Also i fucking hate slutty Cadance.
Cadance is a whore?
Well stupid toy princess who should not exist does deserve worse...
8171562
Ditto
8170744 "Element of Laugher"?
As in the stone, or the Bearer?
"Good news, Princess Cadance - you've won Pinkie Pie!"
"I'VEBEENWONBYCADENCEI'VEBEENWONBYCADENCEI'VEBEENWONBYCADENCE..."
"Oh Celestia, not that hyperactive mare...what have I done?"
...yeah, I suck at characterisation.
8172286 5 years and still salty? Wow...
This is fucked up. It would be one thing if she just said they had an open relationship, but going so far as to insult Shining Armor is going way too far and definitely detracts from the comedic theme of this story.
Um. The dialog kinda reminds of me of this...
8175105 Celestia would have done the ultimate come back at Cadence.
"Least I'm not an uncontrollable slut who whores herself out to every stallion in 2 empires."
Did Twilight just sell Fluttershy?
Um, not that there's anything wrong with that
8225183
Nah, just her element.
8175389
Cold man, cold.
8175105
Yeah... maybe a bit too much, I guess.
8171562
I didn't see it as mature ... but I guess the mods disagreed.
8170744
lol, that's the most fun part!
8170531
Well, that's one way to look at it.
8170210
^.^ Hopefully you liked the way it went.
8169936
Would that change the way you feel about love?
8169760
The former, if I dare to spoil it.
8169722
Who knows? Let's find out!
(I figure it's at least halfway complete as it stands now.)
Heh, I personally would prefer Twilight being a bit more reserved than this, both in gambling and sexuality, but hey, 'tis your story to tell!
Maybe Twilight tried a spell to loosen herself up and it all transfered to Celestia. Yeah, let's go with that. No, wait, Starlight did it. Now that sounds much better.
... Twilight's my favorite, and I don't care enough about Cadance's sexual personality to say anything so long as Shining's okay with it. Invest doesn't bother me at all, either.
8175389
Jajajaja owned