Could we see another princess blowup on Cadence and Twilight again? It was hailarious as hell and now Cadence has a giant target painted on her flank now.
Well... at least the stallion only vomited on her sheets... and not her directly like I expected. Still a disaster, but not quite as bad as I thought it would be.
Hopefully Celestia will just run into some male that will put her at ease, not see just her Princess title, and romance will grow from there.
Luna has a commanding yet endearing presence. I doubt she's ever been without admirers. Which means she'll be a disaster, too. She'll probably terrify some poor stallion with the royal canterlot voice.
Some of the servants there would still know whose blankets those were and wonder how they'd gotten in such a state, but at least sending them there herself saved Celestia the embarrassment of her personal staff seeing her bed in such a state.
Random Servant: "Don't worry, princess. We are regulary washing the bedsheats of Luna and Cadance... Nothing can scare or surprise us anymore."
Princess Cadance and Princess Twilight were both far too young and inexperienced to help her properly. What she needed was the advice of a fellow immortal. Princess Luna would know what to do.
I have an idea what she might suggest...
*Earlier, chapter 3*
Princess Luna nodded in agreement. “Indeed. That is why I notified my night guard that I would need volunteers.” She grinned. “And when I told them they were signing up for a 'very special mission', I did not lack for volunteers!”
8865407 You can use your idea and stay consistent: Maybe Luna only called for the bat guards because she knows Cadance's preferences and wanted to do something she likes. It was hinted she expected Celestia to be the same (I think).
Once Celestia explained her everything it turned out Luna knows much more about the subject; maybe she knows even more than Cadance herself. She can look into dreams of other ponies and had seen literally everything(whether possible or impossible).
Or something like that. I'm sure you can wor something out. If not, I can try to help you; I mean it was me who brought you into this dilemma in the first place.
Actually, her advice isn't all bad... but only if you're going with a very different outlook on the whole thing to begin with. It works for her, anyway...
The primary problem Celestia has is that she's trying too hard to be something she's not, and not trying enough to be more what she already is. The issue with that, however, is that she actually has no clue about the latter, so I can't really blame her. :D
Could we see another princess blowup on Cadence and Twilight again? It was hailarious as hell and now Cadence has a giant target painted on her flank now.
Wow, there's train wreck and then there's this.
That sucks.
Comedy aside, it is funny, I feel bad for Celestia. Poor gal.
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Oh, I'm sure Celly will have more choice words for the other princesses before this is all over.
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Would you say that stallion got *wrecked*?
...
No? No takers?
Fine, I'll see myself out.
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It'll turn out okay in the end, though. This wasn't really what Celly needed anyway. Hell of a missed opportunity for that stallion, though.
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^.^ She'll come out of it stronger than ever.
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I'd offer to take that drunks place but I trust Luna instead of Cadence
I know cadence is the princess of love but apparenty she isn't the princess of getting laid.
Hire a changling
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Maybe Celestia is just an exceptionally difficult case?
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^.^ Maybe that should be a chapter ... if I wasn't trying to wrap this thing up.
Well... at least the stallion only vomited on her sheets... and not her directly like I expected. Still a disaster, but not quite as bad as I thought it would be.
Hopefully Celestia will just run into some male that will put her at ease, not see just her Princess title, and romance will grow from there.
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Oh yes, she will.
This is just hilarious, good job.
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I don't know if it's the funniest thing I've ever written, but I'm glad you're enjoying it! ^.^
Luna has a commanding yet endearing presence. I doubt she's ever been without admirers.
Which means she'll be a disaster, too. She'll probably terrify some poor stallion with the royal canterlot voice.
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Or ... something like that. ^.^
Wow, Cadance is phemominally bad at her job. And yes, that *was* taking advantage of someone. Bad Princesses!
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Maybe it's a good thing that it didn't work out, then?
I can't wait to see Luna's advice. I hope Celestia is interested in dating moon rocks, since that is the vast majority of Luna's life experience!
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That's fairly close! ^.^
Loving the story thus far. good to see it update again.
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I always finish things ... eventually.
Like that has ever stopped her before, according to the first couple of chapters.
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She just needed an excuse ... and poor old Shining makes a great excuse!
Random Servant: "Don't worry, princess. We are regulary washing the bedsheats of Luna and Cadance... Nothing can scare or surprise us anymore."
I have an idea what she might suggest...
*Earlier, chapter 3*
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Hm, you know... I had other plans, but maybe it would be best to stay consistent.
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You can use your idea and stay consistent:
Maybe Luna only called for the bat guards because she knows Cadance's preferences and wanted to do something she likes.
It was hinted she expected Celestia to be the same (I think).
Once Celestia explained her everything it turned out Luna knows much more about the subject; maybe she knows even more than Cadance herself.
She can look into dreams of other ponies and had seen literally everything (whether possible or impossible).
Or something like that.
I'm sure you can wor something out.
If not, I can try to help you; I mean it was me who brought you into this dilemma in the first place.
Celestia, please, calm down! You're overreacting!
It was a disaster, sure, but Twilight had your interests at heart! She's too faithful for anything else! Just... don't trust her with fashion again...
As for Cadance... she also had your interests in mind, but I advise you to not let her advise you.
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Actually, her advice isn't all bad... but only if you're going with a very different outlook on the whole thing to begin with. It works for her, anyway...
The primary problem Celestia has is that she's trying too hard to be something she's not, and not trying enough to be more what she already is. The issue with that, however, is that she actually has no clue about the latter, so I can't really blame her. :D
She should have teleported the bedsheets to Cadence
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lol, yes.