Saw the tile and made me think of The Chase by kudzuhaiku. Warning, this is a rabbit hole with no end. Click on your own peril. ... Some content may not be appropriate for younger less mature audiences.
The doors to her suite burst open. “Fancy Pants has arrived, Your Highness. Introduced in accordance with your orders, the moment he arrived.”
Later that day Celestia established an "only enter after knocking" rule.
With his magic, he took his monocle out of his eye, polished it on his vest, then replaced it, peering through it at her closely.
She froze like that, her mouth hanging open. How in Equestria could she possibly explain this?
I heard the moon is beautiful this time of the year...
Twilight winced. “Um, Princess ... you do have a good reason for detaining him like this, right? I mean, of course you have a good reason. You're Princess Celestia. You wouldn't go chasing stallions down the hall to abduct them and have your way with them. Of course not. I'm just, um, kind of interested in knowing what that excellent reason might be...”
: "Don't worry, I didn't turn into Molestia. Not this time." : "That's good to hear." : "Wait. This time?"
Fancy Pants stared at Celestia, blinking. “So ... you don't want to tie me up and lock me in some sort of sex dungeon, I take it?”
: "What stuff did you read to even have that idea in the first place?"
“May I go as well?” Luna crossed her hooves over her chest. “It is already well past my bedtime.” At Celestia's nod, she flashed away as well ... taking her pulpy pile of pony pornography periodicals with her.
But... what about her yellow rubber duck?
Good chapter! I enjoyed reading it. Looks like I almost reached the end of the story. A little sad, but all good things must come to an end eventually.
That yellow rubber duck ended up befriending a passing traveler, going as far as Fillydelphia and Vanhoover, actually saved Equestria from certain doom at one point, fell in love, got rejected, and eventually found its way back into Luna’s bathtub, back to the only pony who had ever really loved it.
hehe Poor Tia. At least Luna can dry out and restore her collection. And I'm sure there are replacements.
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I’m sure Luna has plenty more where that came from! ^.^
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Any real collector would have waterproofed them anyways.
For uh, reasons. That have nothing to do with any sort of bodily fluid.
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Good point. Someone should tell Luna about that.
Saw the tile and made me think of The Chase by kudzuhaiku. Warning, this is a rabbit hole with no end. Click on your own peril. ... Some content may not be appropriate for
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Heh... I’ve already read a little of that story. And also downvoted it, though I don’t recall why.
Must have been a good reason, though, because I don’t downvote things easily.
Later that day Celestia established an "only enter after knocking" rule.
I heard the moon is beautiful this time of the year...
: "Don't worry, I didn't turn into Molestia. Not this time."
: "That's good to hear."
: "Wait. This time?"
: "What stuff did you read to even have that idea in the first place?"
But... what about her yellow rubber duck?
Good chapter!
I enjoyed reading it.
Looks like I almost reached the end of the story.
A little sad, but all good things must come to an end eventually.
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That yellow rubber duck ended up befriending a passing traveler, going as far as Fillydelphia and Vanhoover, actually saved Equestria from certain doom at one point, fell in love, got rejected, and eventually found its way back into Luna’s bathtub, back to the only pony who had ever really loved it.
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Ducky is best pony. 🦆
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I now have to write a story about this duck, don't I?