Loving the story so far, though I do worry about the serious turn it took at the end here. But I'm sure Twilight has it covered. Or maybe Celestia has not had a stallion because she prefers mares....
Anyway awesome work and thank you for writing this amusing story.
Yup. There it is. The feeling that something is wrong with one's self.
But, I'm still loving this in a... well, 'academic sense' isn't quite right. But just imagining the Equestrian government could be delayed for a day in order for the ruling bodies to hold a massive orgy.
"Everyone go home!" *chorus of disappointed 'Awwwww!'s* "Wait, not the batponies." *smaller chorus of 'woo-hoo!'s*
EDIT: Whoops! Can't see this story if I don't track it!
8171264 Guys I hear don't have as much stamina as girls when it comes to multiple times in one day. So that could be it, he doesn't care because he already gets what he needs from her.
Yes...because randomly shoving a guy and saying" sleep with this one!" will totally do what 4000 yrs hasn't. Cadence is failing at her job...also she's Princess of Love not Lust, so she no longer has an excuse. In case Celestia needs some ammo in future verbal wars.
That's not the point - the point is giving Celestia a hard time. Obviously that kind of talk isn't changing anyone's mind about anything unless they are seriously drunk, but it CAN fluster them and provide amusement.
8172904 Yaes, and one that could be a sign of a serious medical problem and/or debilitating disorder. Simply put, having no sexual attraction is often the result of hormone deficiencies that can lead to very serious problems down the line. Its why most medical professionals I've had the pleasure of speaking with on the matter suggest you visit a doctor as soon as possible. It is what aids is for homosexuals, except far more common and far less avoidable, as instead of being the result of lifestyle, its (possibly) the cause of it.
I would like to note that 1. I am not trying to degrade Asexuals, 2. My original comment did not say anything to the effect that Asexuality was not a sexuality (Though I do struggle to see how the lack of a sexuality counts as a sexuality. Its like calling atheism a religion, so if my lack of faith disturbs you, you can go ahead and count that against me), and 3. I would prefer that if you (or anyone else for that matter) would like to continue this conversation, please send me a message personally, there is no sense in filling up the comments with irrelevant material.
I mean an atheist's reply to "what is your religion?" Is "I'm atheist". If asked what your sexuality is and you're attracted to nobody, then asexuality is your answer. You can't be straight if you're not attracted to the opposite gender. These characterstics have no default value, so you have to answer with something.
Or "I don't have one." Really, atheism is only a religion to a certain loud and annoying sub-group of atheists: a lot of atheists simply think of their lack of belief as a normal default state if you don't find any existing religions convincing. I mean, what's the point of always saying to yourself "but there might be an actual God-creator out there?" Could be, or perhaps it's all a computer simulation, or maybe it's neck-deck in Lovecraftian monstrosities out beyond the rim of the universe, or perhaps it's secretly controlled by Ponies. You don't know, so why qualify your disbelief?
Honestly I'm just feeling sorry for Celestia. The other princesses are really mean towards her. Or at least that is the vibe I'm getting from Cadance and Luna. They seem to care more for a good laugh than for Celestia. Twilight at least seems to worry about her.
Princess Twilight, though, kept staring at the spot where Celestia had disappeared. “You girls can have fun, but I'm going to sit this one out... I think I need to go talk to her.”
Ah yes, there's the side of Twilight I know and love.
These princesses are quite promiscuous, aren't they?
Loving the story so far, though I do worry about the serious turn it took at the end here. But I'm sure Twilight has it covered. Or maybe Celestia has not had a stallion because she prefers mares....
Anyway awesome work and thank you for writing this amusing story.
Yup. There it is. The feeling that something is wrong with one's self.
But, I'm still loving this in a... well, 'academic sense' isn't quite right. But just imagining the Equestrian government could be delayed for a day in order for the ruling bodies to hold a massive orgy.
"Everyone go home!"
*chorus of disappointed 'Awwwww!'s*
"Wait, not the batponies."
*smaller chorus of 'woo-hoo!'s*
EDIT: Whoops! Can't see this story if I don't track it!
Darn it, I hate it when a story updates when I'm commenting. Thouugh it does mean that I get more of it immediately.
In any case, hopefully Twilight will apply a softer touch to her mentor.
what if sunbutt is just asexual? How insensitive of bookworm, moonbutt, and heartface.
8170786 That would be hilarious, especially if she isn't even aware that it is a thing and the other three realize it first.
8171077
He's sleeping with the other half, so everything is balanced nicely and nopony feels left out.
8171264 Guys I hear don't have as much stamina as girls when it comes to multiple times in one day. So that could be it, he doesn't care because he already gets what he needs from her.
Yes...because randomly shoving a guy and saying" sleep with this one!" will totally do what 4000 yrs hasn't.
Cadence is failing at her job...also she's Princess of Love not Lust, so she no longer has an excuse. In case Celestia needs some ammo in future verbal wars.
8171578
That's not the point - the point is giving Celestia a hard time. Obviously that kind of talk isn't changing anyone's mind about anything unless they are seriously drunk, but it CAN fluster them and provide amusement.
An 'inexperienced' Celestia...
That's honestly a new one on me. Okay, let's see where this hilarious train wreck goes.
8170786 Then she likely has a hormonal problem that needs checking out posthaste, that crap can get serious.
Honestly, I want Celestia to set her fellow princesses on fire at this rate.
8171655 True...but with these Princesses it's hard to tell...
8171691
Asexuality is not a hormonal problem.
good fic... i wish them a good hunt for a "tree branche" fit for sunbutt
8170786
Exactly!
8171691
It's a sexuality
8170786 Or she could just be chaste.. Seriously, not everything devolves into another sexuality.
8172904 Yaes, and one that could be a sign of a serious medical problem and/or debilitating disorder. Simply put, having no sexual attraction is often the result of hormone deficiencies that can lead to very serious problems down the line. Its why most medical professionals I've had the pleasure of speaking with on the matter suggest you visit a doctor as soon as possible. It is what aids is for homosexuals, except far more common and far less avoidable, as instead of being the result of lifestyle, its (possibly) the cause of it.
I would like to note that 1. I am not trying to degrade Asexuals, 2. My original comment did not say anything to the effect that Asexuality was not a sexuality (Though I do struggle to see how the lack of a sexuality counts as a sexuality. Its like calling atheism a religion, so if my lack of faith disturbs you, you can go ahead and count that against me), and 3. I would prefer that if you (or anyone else for that matter) would like to continue this conversation, please send me a message personally, there is no sense in filling up the comments with irrelevant material.
8173234
I mean an atheist's reply to "what is your religion?" Is "I'm atheist". If asked what your sexuality is and you're attracted to nobody, then asexuality is your answer. You can't be straight if you're not attracted to the opposite gender. These characterstics have no default value, so you have to answer with something.
This is actually pissing me off. I none of the princesses fing business whether she gets laid or not. They can be sluts all they want. The fact that Cadance constantly cheats on her husband only makes me want to downvote this story. As a matter of fact,
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Or "I don't have one." Really, atheism is only a religion to a certain loud and annoying sub-group of atheists: a lot of atheists simply think of their lack of belief as a normal default state if you don't find any existing religions convincing. I mean, what's the point of always saying to yourself "but there might be an actual God-creator out there?" Could be, or perhaps it's all a computer simulation, or maybe it's neck-deck in Lovecraftian monstrosities out beyond the rim of the universe, or perhaps it's secretly controlled by Ponies. You don't know, so why qualify your disbelief?
8173923 Are you 12 or something?
8173923 That just sounds like a misuse and waste of a down-vote.
And thus the term Throne Babies was invented how many mares in the night guard and cleaning staff were impregnated that day.
8170714
^.^ Thanks!
8170720
Heh, that might be a fun story for my evil twin to write...
8170762
You can count on it. ^.^
8170786
True, true.
8171077
I don't think he is aware...
8171264
Yay!
8171578
Hey, if the element of honesty can lie, then the princess of love can flub this one! Heh.
8171655
All in good fun.
8171656
The same attitude I'm approaching it with! ^.^
8171691
Checking the prostate?
8171692
NMM: "Not like she hasn't tried before."
8172232
True, true.
8172464
^.^ I'm sure she'll get one eventually.
8175408
Yay! ^.^
Honestly I'm just feeling sorry for Celestia. The other princesses are really mean towards her. Or at least that is the vibe I'm getting from Cadance and Luna. They seem to care more for a good laugh than for Celestia. Twilight at least seems to worry about her.
8352834
Eh, I'm sure they'll come around in time.
Ah yes, there's the side of Twilight I know and love.
These princesses are quite promiscuous, aren't they?
10084210
The best kind of princess! ^.^ Just ask my evil twin.