• Member Since 14th Aug, 2015
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Dez Keiz


I have no idea what I'm doing!

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Tommy Wiseau, the world famous movie maker, is out to find the the source of inspiration for his next hit film. One day he stumbles across a plot convenient portal that some how sends him to Equestria because that's how all these other fics work. Stupidity and hilarity ensue.

Chapters (5)
Comments ( 18 )

This is the seventh of six things I wish I could unsee.

The best way to summon monsters is with your childhood friend...

Anyways, I can't wait to try bleach cleaning my brain of the Room 2 when I see it.

7464424 I guess you haven't seen the fourth Indiana Jones.

This story makes me want to experiment with human hanging......on myself

7467113 Remeber get rope from homedepot not walmart.

7464472 Now maybe they can bring back Harambe.

After reading this, I devoted my life to drinking bleach, hopefully, I don't survive.

I'm getting so much cancer from your story

Fix the one mistake, and it's your life. Fix it by deleting it. Plus I'm going to remove this story from my mind like kurt cobain.

Well, after reading every chapter, I know have tumors in my brain, my heart keeps failing, and I am blind, worse is my ass cancer. I pray for the day someone will kill me by shooting me with a shotgun then burning my body. After they will throw me into a tub of bleach to clean what remains then pour acid on it. Finally they will blow what remains of me with a nuke. This is my wish to end my suffering from this cancer. May Allah have mercy on his own soul if he ever reads this. May all of you find quick painless deaths if you have read his entire story, or had read just one chapter. I will now try and kill myself to try and end my suffering for the 8th time.

Rarity saw hears comes in as she was working on a dress.

I'm guessing this is supposed to be "heard".

7843212 I could correct it, but that would require effort.

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