• Member Since 14th Aug, 2015
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Dez Keiz


I have no idea what I'm doing!

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Naboo has been conquered by the newly formed Galactic Empire. Imperial MOFF Stew Pid-Naim oversees a top secret project to build a portal to other dimensions that will allow the Empire to steal resoueces and weapons. Leave it to one clumsy Gungan to screw up the machine and send himself, Pid-Naim, and a small group of stormtroopers to Equestria.

Chapters (4)
Comments ( 5 )

I do not know why I treat myself to this........ After a year of therapy I am more sane since the last story. Now I am forcing myself to read this one. Why have I not died or succeeded in taking my life all the other times? Allah, where are you?

I set myself on fire to try and end my life after reading these two chapters..... All I ended up doing was accidentally setting my school on fire...... I was not taken by the fire but I can say the fire definitely took some other students..... I am starting to think that Allah is mocking me, or even worse, punishing me for not doing his bidding as he asks. Next I should try pills.....

Reading this chapter gave me hope that Allah changed your mind and started fixing your head. I read and before I put the pills in my mouth noticed this was the least cancerous chapter in your writing history so far. Blessed Allah above, I knew you did not leave us to suffer!

Sticky goo come from Jar Jar's poo

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