//------------------------------// // Malicious Intent. // Story: Oh Hia Cutie Mark // by Dez Keiz //------------------------------// Twilight walked down stairs to see Tommy and Spike passed out surrounded by spilled milk and cereal. She looked at the pathetic sight and sighed. "You've gotta be fucking kidding me." She rolled her eyes and cleaned the place with her magic. She then used the magic to levitate water onto them and wake them up. They two both woke up cursing like eight year old kids on Call of Duty. Tommy was able to sneak away while Twilight lectured Spiked. He found his way to Suri's room. "Hello baby," He said while smiling. "Good morning Tommy," Suri replied sitting on her bed. "Hey do you wan't to make love?" "What?" "Okay we make love now." "No, Tommy I don't think we shou-" Tommy began to slam his face into the wall repeatedly. He then started licking the furniture. "How am I doing baby," He asked rubbing his face on the floor. "Um Tommy," she tried to hold back calling him an idiot. "What?" "That is not how you...never mind." "Okay then." Tommy continued "making love" for about an hour. Later they exited the room together. "So, was I any good," He winked at her. She replied with a sigh, "Yeah it was great." The two walked into town. They caught the attention of many ponies since they were a very odd couple. Some thought that Tommy kid-napped her because no mare in her right mind would date that freak. The two sat down on a bench and looked at the lake. A family of ducks passed them. "Oh hi duck," Tommy said as he pet one. The duck did not like this and bit him causing him to bleed. Suri took him back to the castle and patched him up. Suri decided now was as good as time as any to talk about Rarity. "Tommy," She asked. "What is your opinion on Rarity?" "Well," Tommy replied. "She is white." "Yes I know that, but what do you think of her as a pony." "She is nice, she gave me a suit to play ball in." "Why would you need a- never mind. Do you think she can be bad sometimes?" "I don't know maybe." "You see, Rarity hurt me. And she never apologized." "That is bad." "Yes Tommy, yes it is." "Maybe we should talk to her." "I tried, it won't work. Maybe...we need to hurt her." "But that is not nice." "She will know how I feel, and then maybe we can talk after that. I know it maybe hard for you to accept but-" "Okay i'll help you." Suri's jaw dropped and she starred at him. Wow, this guy really is an idiot. But she was his idiot. And she did have feelings for him, for some reason. The two went to Suri's room and began planning a way to get revenge on Rarity. There they created a plan to get back at Rarity. She would not see it coming, like Caitlyn Jenner driving a zamboni. After several hours of the planning the two waited for nightfall and sneaked over to Rarity's Boutique. They made their way in the room where the new dresses were. Tommy took something out of a bag he was carrying and the two began to place the items on the dresses. The next morning Rarity awoke and walked in to check on the dresses. She screamed in horror at the sight of every single dress being covered in fake dog poop. She yelled in a distressed voice,"Oh what a mild inconvenience!" She fainted and was later discovered by her friends, and spike. Tommy and Suri came in later and asked what happened. Rarity was in the corner crying as Twilight used he magic to to remove the false feces. "Who would do such a a thing?" Rarity cried. "I do not know, but it must have been someone bad." Tommy replied keeping a straight face. After a investigation they all went home. Tommy and Suri returned to their room. "That was a good hit," Suri said. "But we need something bigger to truly break her." "Are you sure we should be going this?" Tommy asked with concern. "Yes." "Okay." They began planning again. They did some much planning that the only way to describe it is with a montage. So thus the montage began playing some power ballad from the 80's as they planned and schemed. Over the next week Rarity would have her shop egged and toilet papered, she would open doors to have buckets of water fall on her, she would discover a flaming bag of dog shit on her door step, cherry bombs in her crapper, her windows would be spray painted with crudely made images of her as a fat pony with crooked teeth and stink lines with the description stupid fatty written under it. Eventually she could not take it anymore and closed her shop. It has been days since she has seen a customer and she now spends her time locked in her room eating ice cream. Sadly she was supposed to watch Sweetie Belle for the weekend but in her depression she forgot to feed her. Thus, Sweetie Belle resorted to eating the furniture before she starved to death. Tommy and Suri sat in what has now become their room. Tommy pours them both drinks and they toast to a job well done. Tommy smiles at Suri. Tommy spoke with optimism, "Now Rarity know your pain. We can go to her in the morning and tell her it was us. Then she knows how it feels and we can all be friends." Suri hid her nervous face, she had no intention of revealing herself. "Sure Tommy," Sure said in a soft voice. "First thing tomorrow." They lay in bed and close their eyes. Tommy fell asleep fast due to the vast amount of alcohol in his system. Suri was still awake and got out of bed. She searched through a drawer and grabbed a rather sharp letter opener. She did not want to do this to her lover but she could not be exposed. She stood over Tommy and raised the letter opener over her head.