It's date night for your parents. Which means you have a babysitter watching you tonight. Yet, this babysitter is different from the others. She's Princess Cadance, the newly crowned royalty-in-training. She loves her job. Perhaps, too much.
But for now, you will let him sleep. He will need his energy. The spells and the fountain require a lot of energy to work properly. But it will be worth it.
I'm sort of getting the vibe that this is really Queen Chrysalis pretending to be Cadence and the real Cadence is a prisoner at the changeling hive and Cheeselegs is going to make Anon a changeling so he can be the new king and help Chrysalis take over all of Equestria!!!!
I hate anon as a fanfic convention. I categorically despise second person. And yet here I am, darkly delighted.
You're damn good at this, Priest, because I'm here, morbidly fascinated. You've disguised a bleak tale of obsession and consequence in camouflage and slid it along the table to the unsuspecting and hapless. Fantastic.
Anon is no longer in his original form, his 'parents' have basically been hired by the state to look after him, his 'mother' is possibly barren, his 'father' is a womanizing adulterer, and a prophecy is in place that says an Alicorn will bring him to ruin, which prompted Celestia herself to put him in the care of 'The System', rather than look after him herself. I still believe that the Alicorn to 'destroy' him is Celestia, not Cadance, due to her attempts to separate the two.
Nopony is the good guy here, yet you would choose 'the law' over 'love', and I've put all of those concepts in half-quotes, as none of them are quite as real and absolute as one would hope they would be. Their infatuation may yet, however 'wrong' and 'immoral', breed a true love, as the story is marked as AU, and in that path lies my hope for Anon's salvation, slim though it may be.
I also freely admit to being a horrible person, but that should not dismiss my viewpoint anymore than a random 'White Knight' on the internet.
Now... I think it's past the point of no return. Even if Celestia stops Cadence, Anon is still completely in love with her no doubt about it so by now, I think it's too late to return everything to normal. Think about it, Cadence does whatever she does, she wins and owns Anon, the end. P Or Celestia stops her, Cadence is punished severely, Anon looses all faith in life, tragic the end. The only way to avoid one of the two is for....... is... for... Anon, to die. Perhaps Cadence's spell will be too much for him, or us in this case.
Now for a different question... Why wasn't Celestia keeping an eye on Anon this ENTIRE time? I get it, maybe she thought that since her pupil Cadence was on it that she didn't have much to worry about but literally being oblivious to Anon's life up until this moment. Celestia really is lazy if even when she knows that Anon is "going to be harmed by royalty" and is perfectly aware that he is different, she just says fuck it and now Cadence has fucked him. Even if she was trying to keep herself from hurting him since she is royalty, you're telling she kept no tabs on him at all. Even if she wanted him to have a totally normal life, she just tossed him into oblivion because rare otherworldly babies don't matter and there couldn't be any negative ramifications for such actions whatsoever? In all honesty I don't really care because this story is absolutely great and it'll take more than that to bring it down. Keep up the good work, someday, when this fandom takes over the world, you'll be a best seller and will have movies bigger than the hunger games.
DON'T CLICK THE SPOILERS UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE SPOILED. I remember the pastebin version of this, my favorite story, cadence is stopped just in time I'm not sure I want that to happen this time around. Short of a full mind wipe at the hands of sun horse, anon is way to invested in love butts scheme to ever live a normal life. Goddam. I love this story.
“I love you, Nonny. I’ve got you. You’re mine now. Everything will be over soon.”
Is she going to kill him?
“I love you too, my Princess,” you answer, in-between the travel of your kisses. “My Prince,” she whispers to the wind as the leaves rustle through the trees once more.
This must turn her on so much.
“I promise,” she says like a caring mother to her scared child. “I promise I’ll never let you go, Nonny.”
Rose said the same thing on the Titanic and look what happened.
You feel your mouth open and your teeth nibble at her fur, tasting her hot, sweaty form. The taste is savory in your mouth, and she yips in pleasure. You nibble up and down her neck, eliciting more cries out into the open air around them, proclaiming their love to the world of Equestria.
No other lover of hers did this.
“Do alicorns do bad things to ponies sometimes?” you ask.
Alicorns are ponies, just ponies like you and me. They do bad things from time to time.
“Has Cadance touched you in a way that makes you feel uncomfortable?” she asks.
If Celestia knew Cadance had a history of this, why would she let her anywhere near children?
In a sense, you’ve almost adopted him now. Maybe not by law, but by body, mind, and soul. This is truly your best work yet.
Cadence really should keep a pedometer on her if her heart gets to beating that hard. I suppose Anon has begun to christen this Hanson relationship between them himself.
"That's what's good shit niggah!" Ah stinkmeiner.....you old bastard.
A fountain you say? Of youth perhaps, or immortality? Hmm, wonder where that's located. I'm sure the location is in a book that's missing from a library's forbidden section. Thankfully, Celestia probably knows about such a book and where the fountain is, and only needs the confirmation that such a book is indeed missing, to know where to go. Hopefully it's not that convenient.
You wrap your teeth around her teeth, but not too hard.
teeth tits?
7341884 Shame soul magic tends to be both overpowered and convenient to the point that one spell works on everybeing no matter the race, species, or otherwise. If it wasn't I would say the equestrians soulbinding spell Cadence plans to use would only work on other equestrian souls. For the spell to work right she'd have to know the nature of the soul she's binding and make adjustment to the spell. But, since Nonny looks Equestrian she'll probably assume his soul is to. Boom! Magic mishap with forbidden magics. Who knows what happens now, or it just doesn't work. How's that for a twist? Meh, kind of stretching it since Soul spells are universal.
I read this chapter on a bus and I could not stand up at the right stop I had to get out in the next city and take the train home 40 min later thanks flutterpriest
Cadence is so busted, not only that i have a feeling she has been messing with anon's parents' marriage to her benefit... Now why would she be doing that? To further manipulate anon, or because she has ulterior motives we cannot see yet? Am i just overthinking things? maybe. Much to ponder. I guess i will have to wait and see.
7340394 as Luna would say... Excrement hath impacted thy rotary wind blower monumentally.
This is disgusting, Flutterpriest. <3 Time to read it and give you a grade of 1 to ultimate skeeviness afterwards, like I mentioned I would. See how well you hit the nail on the head, all those fun proverbs and sayings.
It's all coming to a head. Who will succeed first? Will Cadance preform the irreversible spells? Will Celestia find them in time?
Tune in next time, and all that prattle.
Am I the only one who sees the clop as just filler now? Like, when the story started, it was clop with a story. Now, it's a story with clop that sometimes gets in the way a bit.
A really engaging story.
And when is Anon's birth race going to come into play, goddammit?
*gulps*
And now, Cadence's plan comes crashing down...
WARNING!!!!!!!!!
Sh!t is about to hit the fan in a most glorious way.
Soon....
Great chapter I wanted how this story is going to end. I am always partial to tragic endings
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Chrysalis doesn't really hold a candle to pedo-Cadence's abject creepiness.
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understatement of the century if you ask me
...Am I a bad person to be rooting for Cadance, at this point?
When I got the notification the heavens opened up and pony angels began singing.
I am far more interested in what Cadence is about to do than how Celestia's gonna stop her.
7340569 Oh, of course not. When has rooting for a manipulative pedophile not been a good thing?
...Wow, the internet has turned me into a very snarky jackass.
I'm sort of getting the vibe that this is really Queen Chrysalis pretending to be Cadence and the real Cadence is a prisoner at the changeling hive and Cheeselegs is going to make Anon a changeling so he can be the new king and help Chrysalis take over all of Equestria!!!!
But probably not....
I hate anon as a fanfic convention. I categorically despise second person. And yet here I am, darkly delighted.
You're damn good at this, Priest, because I'm here, morbidly fascinated. You've disguised a bleak tale of obsession and consequence in camouflage and slid it along the table to the unsuspecting and hapless. Fantastic.
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My argument, such as it is:
Anon is no longer in his original form, his 'parents' have basically been hired by the state to look after him, his 'mother' is possibly barren, his 'father' is a womanizing adulterer, and a prophecy is in place that says an Alicorn will bring him to ruin, which prompted Celestia herself to put him in the care of 'The System', rather than look after him herself. I still believe that the Alicorn to 'destroy' him is Celestia, not Cadance, due to her attempts to separate the two.
Nopony is the good guy here, yet you would choose 'the law' over 'love', and I've put all of those concepts in half-quotes, as none of them are quite as real and absolute as one would hope they would be. Their infatuation may yet, however 'wrong' and 'immoral', breed a true love, as the story is marked as AU, and in that path lies my hope for Anon's salvation, slim though it may be.
I also freely admit to being a horrible person, but that should not dismiss my viewpoint anymore than a random 'White Knight' on the internet.
I don't even know what to feel when reading this anymore, but I can almost guess what is about to happenimortality spell.
I can't wait for the next chapter
Celestia to the rescue!
Now... I think it's past the point of no return. Even if Celestia stops Cadence, Anon is still completely in love with her no doubt about it so by now, I think it's too late to return everything to normal. Think about it, Cadence does whatever she does, she wins and owns Anon, the end. P
Or Celestia stops her, Cadence is punished severely, Anon looses all faith in life, tragic the end. The only way to avoid one of the two is for....... is... for... Anon, to die. Perhaps Cadence's spell will be too much for him, or us in this case.
Now for a different question... Why wasn't Celestia keeping an eye on Anon this ENTIRE time? I get it, maybe she thought that since her pupil Cadence was on it that she didn't have much to worry about but literally being oblivious to Anon's life up until this moment. Celestia really is lazy if even when she knows that Anon is "going to be harmed by royalty" and is perfectly aware that he is different, she just says fuck it and now Cadence has fucked him. Even if she was trying to keep herself from hurting him since she is royalty, you're telling she kept no tabs on him at all. Even if she wanted him to have a totally normal life, she just tossed him into oblivion because rare otherworldly babies don't matter and there couldn't be any negative ramifications for such actions whatsoever? In all honesty I don't really care because this story is absolutely great and it'll take more than that to bring it down. Keep up the good work, someday, when this fandom takes over the world, you'll be a best seller and will have movies bigger than the hunger games.
Well then... color me intrigued, what could Cadance have planned I wonder?
Hmm... interesting... very interesting...
Carry on Priest... carry on...
*Reads New Chapter*
DON'T CLICK THE SPOILERS UNLESS YOU WANT TO BE SPOILED. I remember the pastebin version of this, my favorite story, cadence is stopped just in time I'm not sure I want that to happen this time around. Short of a full mind wipe at the hands of sun horse, anon is way to invested in love butts scheme to ever live a normal life. Goddam. I love this story.
Oooooh jeeez! Ooooh no! Where's pony Chris Handson when you need him!?
Again.
Is she going to kill him?
This must turn her on so much.
Rose said the same thing on the Titanic and look what happened.
No other lover of hers did this.
Alicorns are ponies, just ponies like you and me. They do bad things from time to time.
If Celestia knew Cadance had a history of this, why would she let her anywhere near children?
Scary. Shit.
Aw damn. Shit just goat real.
Cadence really should keep a pedometer on her if her heart gets to beating that hard.
I suppose Anon has begun to christen this Hanson relationship between them himself.
"That's what's good shit niggah!" Ah stinkmeiner.....you old bastard.
I was wondering is anon's nature as a human ever going to be important?
I can't wait for the next! T͎h͎i͎n͎g͎s͎ a͎r͎e͎ g͎o͎n͎n͎a͎ g͎e͎t͎ n͎u͎t͎s͎.
what
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fixed
A fountain you say? Of youth perhaps, or immortality? Hmm, wonder where that's located. I'm sure the location is in a book that's missing from a library's forbidden section. Thankfully, Celestia probably knows about such a book and where the fountain is, and only needs the confirmation that such a book is indeed missing, to know where to go. Hopefully it's not that convenient.
teeth tits?
7341884 Shame soul magic tends to be both overpowered and convenient to the point that one spell works on everybeing no matter the race, species, or otherwise. If it wasn't I would say the equestrians soulbinding spell Cadence plans to use would only work on other equestrian souls. For the spell to work right she'd have to know the nature of the soul she's binding and make adjustment to the spell. But, since Nonny looks Equestrian she'll probably assume his soul is to. Boom! Magic mishap with forbidden magics. Who knows what happens now, or it just doesn't work. How's that for a twist? Meh, kind of stretching it since Soul spells are universal.
I read this chapter on a bus and I could not stand up at the right stop I had to get out in the next city and take the train home 40 min later thanks flutterpriest
7342615 Now that you said that I sense a Mcguffin.
I'm on the edge of my seat. Thanks!
The plot thickens (among other things).
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Cadence is so busted, not only that i have a feeling she has been messing with anon's parents' marriage to her benefit... Now why would she be doing that? To further manipulate anon, or because she has ulterior motives we cannot see yet? Am i just overthinking things? maybe. Much to ponder. I guess i will have to wait and see.
7340394 as Luna would say... Excrement hath impacted thy rotary wind blower monumentally.
This is disgusting, Flutterpriest. <3 Time to read it and give you a grade of 1 to ultimate skeeviness afterwards, like I mentioned I would. See how well you hit the nail on the head, all those fun proverbs and sayings.
Didn't read the update for 2 BLOODY WEEKS!? Fuck, I didn't think I'll be so slow...
So it's the race against time scenario. Nice.
7342344 things all ready are nuts if you catch my drift
Loved this chapter!! Can't wait for more ; )
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This is absolutely, by far the best clopfic i have ever read. Keep up the work!
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Can you show me some specific instances?
I came here for the foulcon, but found myself wrapped in an adventure I will never forget...
So, who's hoping Celestia breakes them apart?
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You probably are. Although so am I in that case
But then again, i gave up on feeling bad about reading weird stuff on the internet years ago.
I feel soooooo dirty saying this but.......... Um could we have some more
It's all coming to a head. Who will succeed first? Will Cadance preform the irreversible spells? Will Celestia find them in time?
Tune in next time, and all that prattle.
Am I the only one who sees the clop as just filler now? Like, when the story started, it was clop with a story. Now, it's a story with clop that sometimes gets in the way a bit.
A really engaging story.
And when is Anon's birth race going to come into play, goddammit?
Could I have some more sir ?
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soon
7562003 soon as in 5 years later soon?