With hesitant hands, he begins to clean the wet area of the couch in-between your legs.

hesitant hands

Shouldn't that be hooves? Or is this missing a human tag?

Everything worked out in the end. worked out in the end.

Double sentence

i smell stranger danger

K

Why did I read the title of this chapter with Tom Hardy's voice?

I can't tell if we're a normal pony please can I get clraifiction on that. Also can I not go back into Cadence's head it scares me.

Hehehehe... hohoho... heeheehee... this is getting interesting, and I feel like this will end in a funny way XD
Nice going!

Enter the Decadence, Princess of Pedophilia.

Better get out of here before you do something you regret.

This was on purpose, right?

Pedophile cadence. Ok, I can work with this.

Anahahhahahahahahahahahaha this FIC Is Fucking EATING me Brain

But on a serious note
Is anon a Pony or is he a human? Or is he a Human who got turned to a Pony by celestia in the prologue ?

Anon- I need an adult!
Cadence- I AM AN ADULT!

7134347 random tfs reference Being random

7126179 To be honest with the flexibility ponies have well... it's just the shape that changes.

I'm not much into foalcon clop, yet this story somehow grabbed my attention.

I like Cadance as a character but... I really like screwed up and insane Cadance!

Cadance the Perverted Foalsitter... Well that's better then the canon version.

Cheaters are absolutely disgusting to you.

Yes because this is the most disgusting thing you've thought about tonight....

You've already got what you wanted for tonight, so maybe it's time to take things a little slower now. You could always just rape him if you really wanted to take it that far, but then they always squeal and you have to use blackmail. Things get ugly pretty quick. Not for you, of course, but the family. It’s not nearly worth the effort.

Oh wait.

Cheaters are absolutely disgusting to you.

Says the pedophile

... How did I get here? And wtf am I doing with my life?

Everything worked out in the end. worked out in the end.

repeated statement.

Dashing back downstairs, you toss the garment into your purse for...later use.

For research? *wink*

It feels kinda weird reading about myself being Cadence and musterbating about while thinking about...myself.

Did that come out wrong?

Got to say, I'm liking this even if I'm not one for clop.

Also, pedo-Cadence is now best Cadence.

7371959 Agreed, lol

"This isn't right..." he would say.
You could handle that. There’s always the line about how Mommy and Daddy said it was okay. You could always take the 'I'll be your marefriend' approach. The ‘I want to teach you about a mare's body’ trick works too. There are so many options, so much fun to be had.

This cadance knows just how to push all of my buttons.

Deam son, this is bad but too good at the sale.time

I'm going to regret this...sigh, lead on.

awwwwww

sweaters, lie scattered across ground.

I would have put a 'the' in there, but thats just me.

Cadance is.. omg she is perfect.

They try to hush their conversation near the front door, but they underestimate the power of your young ears.

So, they underestimate your power?

Although, with the following quote, I guess that they're completely in the right to underestimate your power.

You aren't really a disruptive foal, or even mean to the babysitters that your parents hire. It’s just...for some reason, they all seem to quit after one night. Maybe it’s that you’re somehow annoying or that you’re not exactly the most social little foal, but you try not to dwell on that too much. You’re only 7 for Celestia's sake, you don’t need to feel that kind of weight on your shoulders just yet.

What weight, Anon? You call that weight? You don't know the meaning of the word weight, Anon. When I was seven years old, guess what I was doing. Why, I was making sure that my father didn't die because of his several health issues, mainly his diabetes and his epilepsy! I was worrying day in and day out about whether or not my father, my best friend, was going to die that day! I was worrying about whether I was doe the best that I could possibly do for him! I was depriving myself of sleep just so someone would be awake to look after him until my stepmother got back home! Of course, nowadays he's got help out the wazoo, so I don't know what I'm supposed to do, which is even worse, but... meh.
So... Cadence is planning on robbing Anon of his innocence but she doesn't want anything bad to happen to Anon? I'm assuming that she's a few pies short of a bakers dozen? Anyways, here's the perfect song for this Cadence!

Because I'm not really into Cadance as a pedo slut, I'll instead call this one "Candace."

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Illiteracy is a serious problem throughout the world.

"Oh no! I'm so sorry!" he says in a panic.(——

"No.. it's okay. Keep going," she says calmly.(——

This reminded me of the film The Babysitter from director Joseph McGinty Nichol. Here the situation is completely different.