Fluttershy has tried being patient and she's tried the cute routine. But a mare has needs. She wants in your pants. And pony logic dictates that finding your fetish is the way to do it.
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One of the many reasons why I dont like cats
Okay then. Yuck.
2 stupid dogs reference
Great... I was eating a very nice strawberry ice cream when I read the ending... not so appetizing anymore...
Damnit, Flutters! If you had just chosen to be a dog instead, you would've probably succeeded!
Now just hold on there, have you ever rubbed a dog's belly before? The texture beneath feels strangely good, like silk or velvet in fact, and the motions are surprisingly addictive. I won't deny that being naked with a dog right by your side can open up all sorts of feelings in you.
Now think on that and pretend I said it in a way that didn't imply some creepy undertones or promote actual bestiality.
As for the whole other sentient canine species thing, my guess? Discord had a Bulldog, but got tired of cleaning up after it. Evidently it must've been very virile.
And hang on a minute, how the heck did Fluttershy's guess coincide with Anon's musings? Was Fluttershy hiding in the bushes all this time or-. Wait... FLUTTERSHY'S PSYCHIC!!! Quick Anon, go to Fox News and stare at it for 8-10 seconds!!
P.S. While we're on the subject of animals, I really want to point out those steroid-empowered ants. I mean I already told somebody else about it today, but they really are so horrifically fascinating that I felt compelled to spread the word. Also immortal jellyfish, those things are awesome too.
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Lifetime of reading books taught me to never eat and read at the same time. Granted that was mainly for the book's sake but subject should be taken into account as well.
Living with cats has made me learn to avoid foods that typically share the local cat fur color for reasons.
Dogz R da suprir pets. Give moar bely rubz.
You're really trying to make Anon's house smell like vomit. Is Fluttershy just trying to set up another fetish? Is there even a fetish for smelling puke? Wait, this is the internet of course there is one somewhere...
Thought about this scene the entire time I was reading.
.....................I don't even know what to say anymore........... Continue?
7351670 Second that. Also, their sneaky and can kill you in your sleep.
Dog for the win! Diamond Dog Sex "Pet" or a regular dog is cool by me.
And I like the, "Ren and Stimpy" reference. Nice touch! Poor, Fluttershy, might have had a better chance if she rubbed herself against his leg. Just saying! It could have worked!
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There's a fetish for FUCKING BEE-STINGS. Of course there's a puke fetish. Probably even a very specific "whole house smells like puke over the course of several weeks because some bitch keeps fuckin' with you" fetish.
We are the internet. We are friggin' crazy.
Thank you god, for putting me in a universe where blantantly horrible things is a form of comedy.
I don't know why, but there's isn't an option to Like this story more than once.
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There needs to be a thing where you can like again with every chapter or something...
Ahhh the internet... where you can find just about anything online... including shit like this,
Wait, that's what happens in prisons? I heard rumors of the regular rape, but Flutterrape? You learn something new everyday.
Also...
7353124 Actually, it's a reference to Hanna-Barbera's "2 Stupid Dogs", from TBS.
I've actually seen fan art of that. It's freaking adorable.
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You have initiated the ancient spell. You must complete it by pouring sauce all over the matrix