"Your old friend, the Chrys-keeper, is back! This time, we've got one more brony who wants in, but Equestria is operating under the zero population growth policy. Turns out that there's no such thing as a free lunch! Ahaha!"
You can read the original Tales from the Cryp-salis as well.
Rated Teen for minor violence.
This is stupid and and also kinda creepy but I love it.
Why did I read this. I don't even have time to read this. Of all the things to read, why this!dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Pinkie_Pie.png I liked it, but am also lost 5 sanity points. I only have 5 left now.
Part of my soul just died.
Ugh, those puns...
And again with this mysterious "cooker" contraption. Is it an oven? A stove? a combination thereof?
wut
Wow write another chapter already!
*cracks whip*
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I promise, once I finish my 80,000-word novel (1/3 in for review on ponychan), the frequent one-shots (one waiting for approval now), correcting the fic I'm trying to get on EQD, and working for a living, I'll get right to this.
869172 lol yea, I'm having trouble squeezing the 3 fics I'm writing atm into my life as well, have fun with that!
Okay.... AAAAAAHAHHHHHHH! If that happens, I'm gonna ask what the cake does. And if it does that, I'll eat a small slice. Really small.
So Pinkie Pie is an endless loop of bronies who become cake within a few weeks and are then served to the next
suckervictimvolunteer to become the next in the line of Pinkies?Meh, sounds legit.