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pjabrony


My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.

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"Your old friend, the Chrys-keeper, is back! This time, we've got one more brony who wants in, but Equestria is operating under the zero population growth policy. Turns out that there's no such thing as a free lunch! Ahaha!"

You can read the original Tales from the Cryp-salis as well.

Rated Teen for minor violence.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 11 )

This is stupid and :facehoof: and also kinda creepy but I love it.

Why did I read this. I don't even have time to read this. Of all the things to read, why this!dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Pinkie_Pie.png I liked it, but am also lost 5 sanity points. I only have 5 left now.:pinkiecrazy:

Part of my soul just died.

Ugh, those puns...
And again with this mysterious "cooker" contraption. Is it an oven? A stove? a combination thereof?

Wow write another chapter already!

*cracks whip*

869147

I promise, once I finish my 80,000-word novel (1/3 in for review on ponychan), the frequent one-shots (one waiting for approval now), correcting the fic I'm trying to get on EQD, and working for a living, I'll get right to this. :pinkiecrazy:

869172 lol yea, I'm having trouble squeezing the 3 fics I'm writing atm into my life as well, have fun with that! :pinkiehappy:

Okay.... AAAAAAHAHHHHHHH! If that happens, I'm gonna ask what the cake does. And if it does that, I'll eat a small slice. Really small.

So Pinkie Pie is an endless loop of bronies who become cake within a few weeks and are then served to the next sucker victim volunteer to become the next in the line of Pinkies?

Meh, sounds legit. :pinkiehappy:

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