"So how did things go on the Pirate Homeworld once you found your way?" Celestia asked carefully.
Samus shrugged her shoulders. "Rather straight-forward. Oddly enough, I didn't actually encounter all that many Pirates right at first. Of course, I was mostly following the Morph Ball tunnels-"
"Why would the Pirates have Morph Ball tunnels in their base?" Twilight interrupted. "I mean, they know you have the Morph Ball, and they certainly didn't."
"Most of them were ventilation shafts," Samus explained. "Not sure about the rest. For all I know, Dark Samus ordered them to design it that way in the hopes I'd get further corrupted via Phazon exposure."
"...possible," Spike admitted. "That thing didn't think too clearly."
"At any rate, it wasn't long before I found a new X-Ray Visor," Samus explained, "which allowed me to - amongst other things - interact with the Space Pirate security terminals and door controls, since I could use it to see what the code was to open it."
"As Mom continued, we both picked up a distress signal from a Federation Trooper," Spike added. "It was a bit of a sketchy signal-"
"Was it Corrupted Gandrayda trying to lure you into a trap?" Pinkie asked.
Gandrayda's jaw dropped. "...I'm glad I never had to fight you," she muttered. "Even Spike didn't get it until he was face to face."
"We did get a transmission of coordinates," Samus explained. "Since it would take a while for me to get there, I told Spike to fly there on his own and see what he could do about rendering assistance."
"So while Mom was making her way through the Facility, I flew there directly," Spike explained. "Oddly enough, a great many of the enclosed parts of the facility had openings that irised open for Ridley...and they continued to recognize me as such, for some reason. Not that I was going to complain..."
As Spike flew carefully through the Pirate Facility, doing his best to look like he belonged there, he followed the path that opened on his flight. He wasn't about to argue with that, since it was taking him exactly where he wanted to go, and it was easier and quieter than blasting through the walls.
As the walls of the final chamber he was trying to reach opened, he spotted a Federation Trooper under fire from two Space Pirate Commandos. Without hesitation, he dropped down atop the Commandos, shredding through their shielding with his claws before blasting them to bits with his breath.
"Spike!" the Federation Trooper called out, stepping out from his cover. "Thank the stars it's you! I thought I was a dead man! I think I can help you and Samus get to the Seed. With the path blocked by acid rain-"
Without warning, Spike spat a fireball at the Trooper, making him duck.
"Spike, what-"
"Cut the act, Gandrayda," Spike growled. "You've been corrupted. It's the only explanation for why - once I was here - you wouldn't reveal yourself. I can see the aura of your power surrounding you...and I can smell the Phazon poisoning your systems."
Gandrayda laughed wickedly as she resumed her true form, electric blue Phazon veining her body. "Well well well...look who's all grown up and knows his stuff," she teased. "You know, Dark Samus is very unhappy with you." As she spoke, she began to saunter around Spike, strutting as they circled each other.
"I'm crushed," Spike replied blandly. "And after I wanted her approval so badly."
"So now I'm going to have to punish you," Gandryda teased, smirking at him.
"It seems like I'm not the only one who's been naughty," Spike replied. "Do I need to give you a spanking?"
Gandrayda laughed...but it wasn't a wicked laugh. "Only if it's you," she replied, for a brief moment in a normal voice, without the echo the Phazon corruption was causing.
Spike grinned widely. "And there you are," he murmured before firing off a blast of Fazite, making sure to aim so that Gandrayda was able to dodge it.
"What's that supposed to mean?" she demanded as she rolled out of the way, launching blasts of electrical energy at him in retaliation.
Spike used his ice breath to make a wall of ice to deflect the electricity, before smashing it to launch the fragments at his foe. "I studied your condition!" he shouted back, hurling chunks of the room at her between flame, frost, and Fazite breath. "In the others, the Phazon Corruption is like a parasite, slowly corrupting them by filling them with the substance. But in you, it's more like a poison, as its energy slowly corrupts, consumes, and replaces yours."
"Then you know how much has been replaced by now," Gandrayda muttered, once more her voice more normal as she evaded. However, she was unable to dodge the full onslaught, and took several bad hits, making her stagger back,
"Which is why I had to be sure you were still in there!" Spike roared, charging forward. Grabbing Gandrayda, he slammed her against the wall to daze her. "Because now I know I can still save you. And all I have to do is this."
Lunging forward, Spike locked his lips with Gandrayda's, sucking the Phazon out of her and breathing his own flame back in to replenish her as he held her there. His plan proved quite effective, and before long the blue veins running through Gandrayda's body turned green, lined with fire instead of Phazon. Her PED fell off of her with a clank as it lost its power with the destruction of the Phazon Seed inside her, and she wrapped her arms around Spike's neck for balance.
It was, of course, at exactly that moment that Samus caught up to Spike. "Ahem!" she coughed, crossing her arms and tapping her foot.
Glancing back, Spike saw Samus staring at him. Glancing down at how Gandrayda was smiling up at him, he suddenly realized how the situation could be misinterpreted. "It's not what it looks like!" he shouted out as he leapt back from Gandrayda.
Samus decided to wait on telling any more until everyone stopped laughing, and Spike stopped sulking about the laughter.
Poor Spike. This is getting better and better.
Of course it wasn't Spike. You totally weren't making out with a bounty hunter who was the only being you knew at the time who could shapeshift, and you totally didn't even entertain the thought of how that could work out between you two.
Ohhhh....well I suppose that works better than Sparity at this point.
Spikey how could you!
I'll see you after you finish your adventure
Gosh-- Thanks Rarity
Wut?
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But... but...
...my sparity...
Gandrayda's not gonna spring an energy baby on us with the line "Spike, you're a father," is she?
One valid explanation:
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This takes Kiss of Life to all new levels.
Poor Spike and Gandrayda, but of course the mom walks in at just the wrong moment for them.
Theirs a jaws of life joke here but I won't make it.
Almost all technology is based off of Chozo tech, that's why she finds morphball tunnels everywhere. The ones in solid rock made by nature are the ones that scream "Videogame pathway".
Another enjoyable chapter. Good job.
They sure laugh at them a lot don't they?
My mind's officially dirty. I thought he was gonna suck it somewhere else But this is still good
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Not really. Most of the tech Samus uses and sees in the Metroid games is, since Zebes, Tallon IV, and Elysia were Chozo planets, and the Luminoth on Aether interacted with them and so their tech was Chozo-compatible. The Space Pirates developed their own technology, and Samus' Power Suit is highly adaptable, so it's able to incorporate some Pirate tech like the Hazard Shield. Of course, the Pirates have tried to reverse engineer some Chozo tech, leading to Prime 1's Beam Troopers. Additionally, whatever the Federation uses is their own tech, rather than Chozo. The Chozo don't hold the same role in the Metroid franchise than say, the Forerunners or Precursors from Halo or the Protheans or Reapers from Mass Effect do.
Down with the Sparity for it is not the right shipping for Spike!
Awwwkward~! Heh, poor Spike, he just can't get a break, can he? With all his powers and might, he still ends up in humiliating situations.
C&Cs:
Rather straight forward.
> Combine ‘straight forward’.
As Spike flew carefully threw the Pirate Facility
> Correction: ‘through’.
Spike, needs to just go for it. Because she's not going to stop.
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AGREED!
I've heard of a kiss filling the recipient with flame, but usually it's a bit less literal.
Well, it's not exactly the first time this ladies' dragon has kissed a girl. Regardless, I can now totally see why she's so interested in pursuing a relationship.
Not impossible, that thing isn't exactly known for thinking straight.
If it helps, she has no combat skills that we know of, however, she's a minor reality warper who's oh so very protective of her friends.
Strange...
Clever.
Interesting.
Your point?
...
Rule of funny, Spike, rule of funny.
HIlariously, he's right.
well, that explains it. He is really good at kissing energy based shape shifters. Because flame breath.
So... which pony gets to call Master Chief daddy? Thinking that would be an awesome game universe for you to do.
6694325 Spitfire. No doubt about it
6694507 either her or Soarin
6694325 No offence, but I think tatsurou couldn't give two halves of a whole fuck about halo.
6694750 That would be a shame... it is an immensely fun series to play, and something has to open up John 117's heart
6694760 I agree that it is fun, but from what I've seen, Tatsurou is not a fan of FPS's such as Halo. The only story I see that has an FPS as its base is Fortresshy, and TF2 is NOTHING like most FPS games.
6694772 Thats because TF2 is the UNDISPUTED KING of hilariously fun shooter games.
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Sorry to say, but 6694772 is right. I have no interest in HALO or games like it, the 'FPS War Sims' as I call them.
6694946 But, fortunately, TF2 was well within your interests, so we readers were blessed with that awesome Fortresshy fic.
Any word on what games/ponies you might do next?
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Actually, as a game TF2 isn't in my interests.
But I saw one animated picture of Medic rocking Fluttershy to sleep, and it was just too cute.
Then I decided to look at the actual characters of the game, and they were too much fun.
Though, really, you can thank The Fiery Joker over on Youtube for Fortresshy. If not for his "Top 9 TF2 classes" video - which I watched because I liked his pony vids - I probably never would have made Fortresshy.
6694979 Then I shall have to thank that fellow Marine NCO for his creation, which inspired one of my favorite stories.
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I think I know a story you'll enjoy. It's called:
Once upon a time, on an alien ring world
The story's written by HI World!, and is a retelling of Combat Evolved. If you do choose to read it, I must warn you: Change background to Medium Dark.
6700578 thank you, and medium dark is the reading background of choice for me
"I'M NOT YOUR BOYFRIEND!"
Spike's thoughts can be quickly summed up as this.
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To which Gandrayda would reply, "Not yet you're not, big boy..."
oh spike.
Almost forgot,
His
Yeah she's scary.
...you know, in spite of all the ship tease for Gandrayda, I'm holding out hope that Spike ends up with Rainbow.
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Who says it has to be one or the other?
Spike used 'lovely Kiss' it is super Effective
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More like Draining Kiss at this point!