Bundles of Chaos

by DiscordFan

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What in tartarus happened to my chapter title!?

Deep breaths, DiscordFan. Deep breaths.

Okay, I think I'm good now.

By the way, the title was supposed to be Epilogue. Just in case you wanted to know.

Discord growled, "You..."

Discord and Teal Fang were within Teal Fang's conscience. It was white everywhere, and Discord's magic wouldn't work.

The male voice chuckled and bellowed and hacked. "Wonderful! You remember me! So, Dissy, did you like those lovely dreams I sent you? Hmm? Did it spark your inner chaos?"

Discord's growl deepened and got louder.

A fearful voice then whispered, "D-Daddy?"

Discord looked down and saw a teary eye Teal Fang clutching his cloven hoof leg. A few tears ran down Teal Fang's cheeks, and his wings quivered with fear and concern.

Discord's growl quickly faded. He bent down and curled up around Teal Fang.

"I'm sorry, Teal," Discord said quietly. "I'm just... a bit angry and, believe it or not, a little scared."

Teal Fang wiped his tears. "But... But I thought colts couldn't get scared?"

"That's what everypony use to thi-"

"Oh, could you shut up! I'm gonna get sick from all this bucking bull shit," the male voice roared.

Teal Fang gasped. "Daddy... It said bad words! Put him in time out!"

"I... what," the voice asked. "What's 'time out?' And what are 'bad words?'" The voice sounded genuinely confused.

"Bad words are terms that Mommy, Daddy, our aunts, our uncles, and pretty much every other adult consider are inappropriate for foals our age," declared a young, female voice.

"Oh, great," the voice grumbled. "Somebody else is here."

Comments

[Darkus Relling]

What are you, a dictiona- OW!
No, Darkus. J-just, no...
No terrible references!

Anyway, short and... eek. Just how I... er... like it...?

[DiscordFan]

5892529

Thought dam. I'm still trying to break it.

[Marina Stars]

This is so awesome! Please Please please update soon please pleeeeeaaaaassssssseee! Yah i cant wait for the next chapter! I love all the foirh wall nreakin i the story, I also LOVE the fluttercord stuff! Anyways MS out!

[DiscordFan]

5907559

Still trying to break some Thought Dams.

[rooberry]

NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! cliffhanger

[DiscordFan]

6001845

Yeah, I'm evil.

But that was how far I got before the Thought Dams came, so I published it.

[Scooter Dracon]

Wait, this says it is complete.
...
THE STORY IS COMPLETE!?!??!?!?!?!?!!!?!!?!!?!??!?!?
THE FANGIRL DEMANDS THAT YOU CONTINUE WITH THE SERIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[DiscordFan]

6080635

Trying to... I don't know how to start Fighting True Chaos...

[DiscordFan]

6647574
????

[CupcakesFactory]

CARRY ON PLZ!!! Or at least do another story carring on!!! You can't leave it like this!!!

[DiscordFan]

6712491

I'm 13! I'm struggling to figure out a climax and conclusion and stuff!

[Cherry Noble]

6723712 battle of the minds with the twins teaming up to defeat the chaos monster and making both heroes!

[Fluttershyisbestpony1234]

Thats how it ends?

[Luckyfanisaac]

1:01

[Cowwarrior528]

I need more drugs cute fan fiction! This story is adorable, it can't end here!

[FairyFun]

SEQUEL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Heartstrings1]

6080635

WHAT HOW WHY COMPLETE

I I mean please give us answers