Bundles of Chaos

by DiscordFan


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What in tartarus happened to my chapter title!?

Deep breaths, DiscordFan. Deep breaths.

Okay, I think I'm good now.

By the way, the title was supposed to be Epilogue. Just in case you wanted to know.





Discord growled, "You..."

Discord and Teal Fang were within Teal Fang's conscience. It was white everywhere, and Discord's magic wouldn't work.

The male voice chuckled and bellowed and hacked. "Wonderful! You remember me! So, Dissy, did you like those lovely dreams I sent you? Hmm? Did it spark your inner chaos?"

Discord's growl deepened and got louder.

A fearful voice then whispered, "D-Daddy?"

Discord looked down and saw a teary eye Teal Fang clutching his cloven hoof leg. A few tears ran down Teal Fang's cheeks, and his wings quivered with fear and concern.

Discord's growl quickly faded. He bent down and curled up around Teal Fang.

"I'm sorry, Teal," Discord said quietly. "I'm just... a bit angry and, believe it or not, a little scared."

Teal Fang wiped his tears. "But... But I thought colts couldn't get scared?"

"That's what everypony use to thi-"

"Oh, could you shut up! I'm gonna get sick from all this bucking bull shit," the male voice roared.

Teal Fang gasped. "Daddy... It said bad words! Put him in time out!"

"I... what," the voice asked. "What's 'time out?' And what are 'bad words?'" The voice sounded genuinely confused.

"Bad words are terms that Mommy, Daddy, our aunts, our uncles, and pretty much every other adult consider are inappropriate for foals our age," declared a young, female voice.

"Oh, great," the voice grumbled. "Somebody else is here."