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I'm just a college student hoping to find my ground in writing and to one day make a fic series that bridges the gap between G1 and G4 MLP. We shall all know what happened to Megan Williams.

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So, Spike feels he doesn't have any friends? He may feel that Twilight has a lot on her shoulders, but nothing is going to change if he doesn't tell her why he refuses to go out. If anything, things will get wrong.

This was actually quite interesting to read, everything flowed nicely, AND you've done a nice balance of humor, story, and adult content. Nicely Done!

Yrah trixie and ywulight been done to much

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Yeah, I know, it has been done a lot. That's actually why I chose it. I wanted the pairings in this story to be simple and relate-able , outside Spike of course.

Just a heads up for everybody, your gonna see Trixlight, AppleDash, and FlutterMac coming up.

Hope rarity ain't in the sack with anyone but spike

“Twilight, please, why?”

That was the line that made me laugh mainly due to me hearing it in spikes voice.

Wait, wait, wait...

A Spike clopfic...

An anthro Spike clopfic, in which he gets laid by multiple ponies...

And he's not going to be honing his sister/mother/best friend?!

Is... Is that even legal?! You have my attention, good sir! Well, that and the great jokes and timing. :ajsmug:

So, Pinkie is the only one that knows that Spike hates ponies knowing it is his birthday because the populace fears/hates him. He REALLY needs to talk to Twilight about this. Then she can finally understand why Spike never goes out anymore.

Well, that was something. At least Spike's friends still have his back.

And that’s when the screaming started.
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!”
“NO! PLEASE! I’M TO BROKE TO DIE!”
“MY LEG!”
“MY BABIES! WHERE ARE MY BABIES?!”
“YOU DON’T HAVE BABIES! YOU’RE A VIRGIN!”
“I KNOW! I’M JUST REALLY UPSET THAT I HAVEN’T WORKED THAT OUT YET!”
“HIDE YO KIDS! HIDE YO WIVES! HIDE YO KIDS! HIDE YO WIVES!”
“MY OTHER LEG!”
“CALL A FIREMAN! WE NEED A FIREMAN!”
“DAMNIT, I’M A DOCTOR, NOT A FIREMAN!”
“STOP STEPPING ON MY LEGS!”

This was too funny. I'm in tears! :rainbowlaugh:

I think I can see where you're going with this, and perhaps on a side note, it gives me an idea of a story where Spike disappears every year around his birthday, (I'm kinda going between just for the day, a week, or gradually growing times) saying that he's going to celebrate his birthday with Celestia, but when Celestia herself sends Twilight a letter saying that she finally has some free time and wants to help with Spike's birthday party... you see where I'm going with this...

For fucks sake, ponies freak out to easiy! mention a birthday and they act like godzilla was attacking

So, when are we going to get another chapter?:twilightsheepish:

That was a little tactless of Pinkie to do that. I understand that she wants her good dragon buddy to be merry on a day like his birthday, but seriously, there is a time and place, not to mention a proper way to do it. She should know that Spike's still sad about how he reacted in his first birthday in Ponyville, and considering she knows every single pony in Ponyville, she should know that there are a lot of people that haven't forgiven Spike, despite the fact that it was going on ten years in the past.

Pink's gotta show this to Twilight. Even it it means interrupting a intense love-making session with her wife Trixie, because this is truly a serious case. And it if isn't at least discussed, it's gonna go downhill really quickly. Spike needs his family at a time he needs to have support, and right now, it just looks like Pinkie is his only support. Twilight, put away the maritial goods and go truly help out your surrogate son.

Please tell me when the next chapter is coming out!:raritycry:
This has a great premise.:raritystarry:

“Well…” Twilight trailed off as stared at the empty doorway, “I guess I just saw more in her than just a flashy show mare. Once you get past her show flare, there’s a tender, understanding pony that’s able to comfort you in your times of need. And that’s before I got her in the bedroom!
“Yeah, I guess that’s-wait, what?” Spike balked.
“Once I get her on the bed, hohoWOW-I couldn’t BELIEVE just how much I had missed out on in magic theory! Pleasure magnifiers, rope play…”
“Twilight…”
“20 different uses of an ethereal tentacle, and I would never have thought the summoning of fully functioning stallion hood was even POSSIBLE!”
“Twilight, please, why?”
“I mean, sure it was within possibility to summon one on a single subject, but just by rearranging the magic wavelengths to correspond to each individual reproductive sub-structure, you could have as many as FIVE down there! I didn’t do it of course, but to see her do it was just…”
“I’m leaving!” and before Spike could have anymore tumor inducing mental images scorched into his frontal lobe, he jumped up from his seat and left Twilight and an un-touched birthday breakfast behind, his clawed feet scraping across the polished floor as he dashed towards the front door.
“-and of course I was a little suspicious when she said she could get the whole two feet up in there, but then she-Spike?”
Twilight looked around at the empty dinning hall, feeling a slight heat rise to her face as she realized that not only had she been talking to herself, but also that she was talking about the more “exotic” aspects of her and Trixie’s relationship.
“…Right.” Twilight said, “Note to self: be more aware of when we’re possible scarring the minds of everyone in the room.” With that, her horn went aglow and she disappeared in the blink of an eye.

And I just so happened to be drinking water when I read this...I can't stop laughing now dammit twilight why!

SUDDENLY THE ENTIRE TOWN HAD PTSD INDUCED VIETNAM FLASHBACKS

Any idea when another chapter of this is coming out? Are any more coming out?

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how about in when kingdom hearts 3 comes out, both have been very elusive to us all

Well… spotted the "my cabbages" guy

Is this story dead or undead?

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