So, Spike feels he doesn't have any friends? He may feel that Twilight has a lot on her shoulders, but nothing is going to change if he doesn't tell her why he refuses to go out. If anything, things will get wrong.

This was actually quite interesting to read, everything flowed nicely, AND you've done a nice balance of humor, story, and adult content. Nicely Done!

Yrah trixie and ywulight been done to much

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Yeah, I know, it has been done a lot. That's actually why I chose it. I wanted the pairings in this story to be simple and relate-able , outside Spike of course.

Just a heads up for everybody, your gonna see Trixlight, AppleDash, and FlutterMac coming up.

Hope rarity ain't in the sack with anyone but spike

“Twilight, please, why?”

That was the line that made me laugh mainly due to me hearing it in spikes voice.

I'm intrigued. Go on

>Anthro
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Wait, wait, wait...

A Spike clopfic...

An anthro Spike clopfic, in which he gets laid by multiple ponies...

And he's not going to be honing his sister/mother/best friend?!

Is... Is that even legal?! You have my attention, good sir! Well, that and the great jokes and timing.

“Well…” Twilight trailed off as stared at the empty doorway, “I guess I just saw more in her than just a flashy show mare. Once you get past her show flare, there’s a tender, understanding pony that’s able to comfort you in your times of need. And that’s before I got her in the bedroom!
“Yeah, I guess that’s-wait, what?” Spike balked.
“Once I get her on the bed, hohoWOW-I couldn’t BELIEVE just how much I had missed out on in magic theory! Pleasure magnifiers, rope play…”
“Twilight…”
“20 different uses of an ethereal tentacle, and I would never have thought the summoning of fully functioning stallion hood was even POSSIBLE!”
“Twilight, please, why?”
“I mean, sure it was within possibility to summon one on a single subject, but just by rearranging the magic wavelengths to correspond to each individual reproductive sub-structure, you could have as many as FIVE down there! I didn’t do it of course, but to see her do it was just…”
“I’m leaving!” and before Spike could have anymore tumor inducing mental images scorched into his frontal lobe, he jumped up from his seat and left Twilight and an un-touched birthday breakfast behind, his clawed feet scraping across the polished floor as he dashed towards the front door.
“-and of course I was a little suspicious when she said she could get the whole two feet up in there, but then she-Spike?”
Twilight looked around at the empty dinning hall, feeling a slight heat rise to her face as she realized that not only had she been talking to herself, but also that she was talking about the more “exotic” aspects of her and Trixie’s relationship.
“…Right.” Twilight said, “Note to self: be more aware of when we’re possible scarring the minds of everyone in the room.” With that, her horn went aglow and she disappeared in the blink of an eye.

And I just so happened to be drinking water when I read this...I can't stop laughing now dammit twilight why!