• Member Since 14th Mar, 2014
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Nic-Fit


I'm a total fucking loser.

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I don't know why I came here, guess I just needed the bang...

Normally I just supply the stuff, but I wanted to see for myself.
To see how it happens.


A Big Black inspired short/one-shot dark-fic.


Chapters (1)
Comments ( 24 )

Reminds me of the slaughterhouse scene in "Faces of Death."

A bit clumsy, but otherwise nice and dark, just the way I like it... :pinkiecrazy:

Interesting.

One Shot Reviews has read and graded.

This addition to the Nic Fit collection is a dark and almost sad one. The use of second person writting is not perfect... but its close. Plot is well thought out and explained clearly. Scenery and story progression is highly descriptive and in some parts... too descriptive. (In a good way). A worthy read and great pass of time. The way the author sets the mood is almost spooky. Great characters, great read!

Overall Grade: 88%
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Makes me never want to eat a hamburger again...

ok now as a friend. I GOTS DA CHILLS!!!!!!

(Smooth Criminal plays)

Who doesn't like a good steak and a few bucks in the pocket? And generally cows don't know whats going to happen to them. Pigs know the little bastiches, and just seem to know when its there turn for the axe and will fight for there lives.

5008133
Thanks, man!

Maybe I'll do more like this...


5008284
Oooh, thanks kindly!

5008392
2cold2killa


5008223
Good interesting or bad interesting?


5008362
But they're so tasty...


5009017
I'll re-write the whole thing so that every character is dancing all the way through.


5009403
Ah, but the way I saw it, the cows being sentient would greatly improve their understanding of the situation. Unless I'm missing your point entirely...


5009562
Coming up for a reason for killing the cows was the tricky part I guess. I had two similar ideas in my head for a while, and it seemed to work with the song if I combined the two.
So then this happened.

5010164
Thanks dude! And for the fave!

Probably, but I think I modified them enough.
Plus I used them as dialogue rather than as actual lyrics.

It should be fine...

5010172
We'll see. This was a fair amount of fun to do, so I may do others..

I'd personally quite like to have a go at Deep Six.

To be honest, I'm surprised people liked this one, I was fully expecting all down votes.
It's a nice kind of surprise...

5010214
Bad times, man...

Nah, just musing on that there are animals that know there fate.

5010702
Ah, fair enough

5010029 I like where this is going.
(:gusta:)

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Complete

Sorry, dude...

Well, if they weren't meant to be eaten, the giant, almighty bearded man in the sky wouldn't have made them so delicious, would he?

And of course nopony ever wonders where the cows disappear to... and with all that magic no one ever spies on the griffons, who'd naturally be the prime suspects. No one ever wonders where they're getting beef from, since apparently nopony ever visits the griffon lands.

And with Luna back, she never bothers to wade through dreams.

Basically, it's a dark story for the sake of being dark and avoiding all the natural pitfalls this sort of thing would rapidly mound up.

This is the sort of thing that could even lead to war if the griffon leaders know of it. Celestia and Luna's and now Twilight's wrath would be swift. The griffons would stand no chance against 3 alicorns.

At any rate, no dungeon for this mare. Not even the death penalty. She would be given to Grimdark Discord as a plaything... to wish she would be allowed to die every waking and sleeping moment the monster twists her being into every mutilated form he can think of... oh, and rapes her lots, because grimdark.

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Basically, it's a dark story for the sake of being dark and avoiding all the natural pitfalls this sort of thing would rapidly mound up.

Spot on, I have no excuse, nor will I make one.

5689628 I can see it leading to MASSIVE anti-griffon propaganda... and then Pony Nazis rounding up all those damned beakies and giving them a taste of their own medicine!

But more seriously, ponies would notice the disappearance of so many cows really damn quickly. Not to mention, I suspect the fleshis only being sold to the griffin elite. Thinking about it logistically, there's no possible way they could kidnap enough for even a fraction of the population.

Therefore, not only would the ponies and their leaders be utterly disgusted and filled with indignation, but the overwhelming majority of the griffin population might be opposed as well. This could then lead to open revolution. Even if many of the griffons secretly wished they could eat cows (and probably ponies too... god-damned beakies!) any opportunistic griffons lower on the totem pole would see this as a perfect opportunity to eliminate the hierarchy and place themselves in the ruling positions by siding with the super-powerful alicorns who move Sun and Moon and defeated the spirit of chaos and Tirek and changelings... yeah, the cow-killers are screwed.

So these fools, all for the sake of their gluttonous, sadistic lusts, are setting themselves up in a war on two fronts they haven't got a chance in hell of winning.

Oh, and the pony conspirator would certainly be executed. This is Equestria, where good and evil are MORE black and white than Earth. I don't think we can fully comprehend how horrific something like this would be to them. It'd be somewhere between serial killer and serial cannibal in terms of sheer evil, as far as the populace is concerned. Hmm, and let's not forget the minotaurs. They're part cow. I am rather certain they would be... rather significantly nonplussed over this distressing affair... and probably demand the right to stomp on the skulls of the perpetrators.

In the end, these sociopathic killers will assuredly fall to their utter destruction.

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