My body is ready

This is the start of beautiful chaotic relationship and I cant wait to read more

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The last line got me

Well done Zam, you've scared me into reading this fic...and that made no sense

And now... It begins.

It'd barely been two days since I broke up with her, now living in a home Luna and Chrissy bought out of sympathy.

Humminah?

that last line is very creepy I am actually terrified of celestia right now and I actually feel her wrath from the monitor. I hope to read your next chapter lest I fear celestia will turn ME to ash. that being said it is obvious what happened to tobias

And for Tobias the shit has now officially hit the fan.

Next time on Absolute Power

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my jimmies are ready

So... it's a re-tread of this one fic with self-mutilating Yandere!Derpy, only with Celestia being the Yandere? Hm...

Depends on how dark and extreme this goes, whether or not I'll continue to read... I, stupidly, don't like grimdark, yet read fics marked 'dark' before judging them.

Can't wait for the next chapter.

This fic contains a darker version of Celestia, one that really will do ANYTHING to get what she wants.

Another trademark Alicorns are fucking nuts fan fiction by Zamairiac. I question what would happen if a psychologist ended up Equestria or if anti-psychotic medication was introduced into your story universes.

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It would probably go back to a perfectly canon Equestria.

AKA - Boring

Another trademark Alicorns are fucking nuts fan fiction by Zamairiac

The irony is that this is truer on a far more fundamental level than the poster realizes.

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On an unrelated note 'Nutty Alicorn's' would make for a great cereal

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In spite of how much I dislike your stories, I can't ever find it in myself to dislike you as a person for some reason o.O

Have a hug. <3

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Right back at ya!

Well... shit...

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Awesome! Keep up the good work!

It's great to see the return of this version of Celestia, and I'm really looking forward to seeing where this leads. In other words...
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Now to wait for the next chapter.

Please write more the anticipation is killing meeee

>Sees crazy sun horse ex being crazy.
>Know I can't go anywhere civilized to survive.
>Go into the forest and live like a hobo; singing songs and drinking my own piss because it's the only clean water.
>Grow an awesome beard and wrestle Manticore's for a living.
>Best ending.

...I should probably get off 4chan for a few days...

Brace yourselves... darktia is coming.

Run!!

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FUCKING BAWS!!

this was just as perfect as i imagined

Personally think you should have added this to the break up chronicles you have a bad habit of just leaving stories half done mate. 2 3 chapters is not really much of a story. Good all the same but still

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I wouldn't say boring, a fic where you have these super powerful deities talking to a therapist while trying to deal with their violent tendencies whilst said doctor is scared out of his mind, it'd be a lot like the movie "Analyze This."

Now to wait a month for the next chapter! (But it'll sure be worth it! :3)

She breaks into your house, you get out of her kingdom.
Just get out of her circle of influence, this including other kingdoms in general. It's the only way.
Pony-favored kingdoms would turn him over if threatened, and pony-shunned kingdoms would trade him for favor from the equine sun diety. Living in an actual No-Man's Land is the only choice.

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The words in my mind at the last part was, No thank you.

Oh, from the description I thought she was just going to spitefully ruin his life and that was it.

This...these mind games she's apparently going to use on him. A mindset I can only assume is "If I make him get fired, he'll realize how much he misses me and come back!" or something similar...Holy shit I want to know more.

Well it's off to a slow start, but this is just the prologue. I remember reading a story where a human was trying to get away from a yandere Twicorn, and one of the things she did was have the human lose his job and made it law that nopony should hire him or they would get arrested so....I'm sensing a pattern here. Just sort of weird that Celestia would just show up three days after the break up and pretends that nothing happened. I know that her methods will get extreme overtime, I'm just wondering what will happen when he explains thing to Luna and Chrysalis
?(I'm pretty sure you already have that covered.) Even though he was angry at her and didn't care about the consequences, Tobias is in the right. Why would he be in a relationship with someone that doesn't fully trusts him as he does?

wait....wait!....WAIT! thats it!?!?

*looks up and down chapter*

That was barely anything! you cock tease!

4992342 Nutty Alicorns! A crazed, overly attached ex-girlfriend/goddess inside every box!

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Shut up and take my money!

4995065 Sorry, we have sold out on all of out stock. If you wish to preorder a box we will be accepting orders soon

This could go interesting places, if you do it right. Please do it right.

Thus, the madness begins. Oh, this goin be good.

Celestia can be scary when she gets dumped.

The cover art is by sbshouseofpancakes

How could of I ever thought that my once beloved mare was more than willing to whittle my life to…to nothing?- looks kinda funky.

I think that should be "How could I have ever thought..."

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Becoming a mountain man is a legitimate plan. Course becoming more rugged and manly might make sun horse pine for him more.

Hey Zamiriac, I hate to be that guy but couldn't this have been added to the fic you already have rather than making a whole new story for it? :x
I mean, I'm just saying that fic could use an update rather than a spinoff which is really just an alternate ending...

And then you made another one.

Sorry, but if this isn't milking a fic I don't know what is, and I can't respect or like that very much.

Absolute Power

Corrupts Absolutely

~APCA

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There is a note on TRBUC saying that they'd all be separate from now on.

I put it there a few day's after I finished Celestia's original chronicle, so no sir I am most certainly NOT milking anything.

A separate story such as this allows me to divide it into chapter's, so as to build suspense and keep the fans hungry for more. If using this tactic, a tactic I might add that has most likely been used since around the second century, is considered 'milking' by your standards than yes sir, I am 'milking' it.

Good day