After a mishap in Stalliongrad leaves the rather strange duo, Figment and Spazz, broke and homeless, they find themselves in Ponyville seeking assistance from Spazz's cousin. For a while, all seems peacefull, but when a power of ages past begins to awake, the elements of harmony are sent on a quest across the world. The elements are fairly used to this sort of thing. It seems to happen about once a month. Figment and Spazz aren't unused to this either. They are, however, unused to going with other ponies. The journey is long and perilous, but they will endure because they are the main characters... and this quest is mildly cliched.

Note: Figment is the OC of Mad Derper and I thank him for permitting his use in this story. Spazz is the OC of me, Doctor Derpin, and I thank me for permitting his use. You're welcome, me. We are collaberating to a degree on this, so please PLEASE comment and give advice/complaints/ideas/five dollars for a hamburger... I'm hungry... don't judge me!