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Captain Princess


I have no idea what I'm doing. Expect foolish behaviour.

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RATED TEEN PURELY FOR ADULT LANGUAGE. NO CLOP AND GORE IS HIGHLY UNLIKELY.


In the Magical lands of Horsepun, two stallions have arrived in Ponyville under somewhat suspicious circumstances. They bear names and cutiemarks that seem to have no relevance to their destinies, which themselves do not appear to be very straight-forward at all. Plus, save for six specific mares, the rural town of Ponyville has generally been an earth-pony town. Though it has a small pegasus population due to it's local weather team, pegasi arriving by land is enough to draw attention. They won't mention where they're from, or what they plan to do in Ponyville. They only seem to say that they are "looking around".

Only adding to the curiosity, they seem to know more about the local townsfolk than they are letting on.

THE AWESOME COVERART SCENE WAS DRAWN BY THE WONDERFUL DINGOTK OVER AT DEVIANTART
DINGOTK

Rusty Servbot is no longer going to be involved. He has moved onto bigger and better things than ponafoctiun

THE TALE IS NOW COMPLETELY UNDER MY CONTROL ONCE MORE AAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WAIT NO IM NOT SURE I WANTED THAT

The Meta-joke is that meta-jokes aren't funny - RustyServbot

Chapters (16)
Comments ( 110 )

10/10 "It was pretty bad." - IGN

Well well well this seems interesting hmm?

Okay here we go wait for next update.

3062056 Give it a couple hours. Chap 2 is underway right now and my co-author is currently busy so I need to wait for him to be around so we can brainstorm some parts where I'm stuck.

3062424 UHM...

WAIT I KNOW THIS ONE

UHM

FUCK

3062748
You really are an unpleasant guy aren't you?

3062773 I don't think so.
But I've been told I am. And to those people I can honestly say "Oh well."

I'm not trying to be, infact I like to think I'm mostly pleasant. If my efforts fail some of the time, well I can live with that.

3062794
Arguments here? Next to worthless.

"She's not gonna dig your vest there." taunted Zegram.
"Fuck you I'm stylin' all over these country bumpkins" retorted Lemon, with just a hint of vitriol.
"You so stylin' you make my eyes hurt."
"'least I'm not naked."
"I'm a fucking horse, why the fuck am I going to wear clothes."
"Sex appeal motherfucker" said Lemon with a dramatic wing-flare.
"Do you even know how to fly?" asked Zegram.
"Do you?"
"nneeeeeehhhh!"

1/5 "Best conversation of the generation!" - GameSpot

Wow quicker than I expected.

AND NOW I RIDE!!!.....I mean read heh heh *shrugs*

this is ok but not amazing nor orgasmic not even sarisfying. this is like...just reading for readings sake.

10/10 - IGN

3063368 Well it's written for writing's sake so
That's an A+ in my book
c:

3063656 NO!
>:C

I am curious as to why my story is getting censored though

"Look Rarity, I think there's been enough-" but agian, Lemon was cut off. The frequency of this was beginning to grate on his nerves.

AGIAN!!!

3064960 THERE WILL BE SPELLING ERRORS SIR
THERE WILL BE MANY OF THEM, TOO.

3069369 No thanks you can get infections that way

Fluttershy was not shy at all, and Discord was way too flamboyant.

3071533 yeah I know.

I sat here and tried to get them right, but at the end I just couldn't.

I cannot write me no flutters or 'cords.

>:

3071533 I mean at the time I was thinking "well this is post iron will flutters. might not be so pathetically shy"

and I was also thinking "Well, this is reformed discord. could be gayer and calmer"

These were my thought processes at the time, anyway.

3071901 Nah I don't see a place for nipples in this

I don't know who told him that Flutterbutt owning tricycles is a perfectly normal thing.

I tell him to ask me about these things before he writes them AND HE JUST GOES AND DOES HIS SHIET
WHY YOU ALWAYS GOTTA BE IGNORING ME :raritydespair:

3071675
Well they aren't accurate portrayals, but I find them entertaining.

3072119 Yeah I took some hefty liberties with the idea of post-iron will and post-rehab
Thought I'd basically give fluttershy normal amounts of self confidence and turn discord just a tad camper

Artistic liscence and all that

3072296 I'm not sure what that is.
Or if I want to find out.

3087434 Today infact. I'm going to force myself to sit down and finish Chapter 5 today, so today.

If I can cick my own ass well enough, you should have chapter 5 in just a few hours infact.
c:

3087434 Well it wasn't the few hours I wanted it to be. But it's done All the same P:

3088633 That's ok. My time's not being taken up by difficulties with the story itself, and I have proof readers and the like already.

Appreciate the offer though.

Its only a matter of time until a Rogue Galaxy fan attempts to read this. He will be very confused.

Laddies and Gentlewomen, We finished chapter 6. Tune in next time to find out if Lemon has broken the laws of physics and if Mare-do-well can stop the bomb in time. SAME PONE-TIME, SAME PONE-CHANNEL.

"Luluu!" *hugs*
God, I wanna do that :fluttercry:

3162067 Maybe if you ask Pinkie Pie really nicely, she'll break it for you. :pinkiesmile:

3162315 Now, only question is. How to ask?:trixieshiftright:

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