Um what......?

You can hear the author's brain swiftly decay with each word.

So this is what it's like to shoot heroin.

Someone needs to do a reading of this in the most serious voice possible.

~Skeeter The Lurker

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I am the person, your fic is the things.

Welp, that 10 minutes I'm never getting back.

4702154 I decided to. http://vocaroo.com/i/s1YmEyWtOkxk

I'm sure the meaning of life is hidden somewhere in the end of this fic.

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Oh god, not the clopfics! The clopfics are closing in! Tell my wife I love her... *dies of disgust*

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It seems it is time for me to do a reading again.

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...Oh my god yes.

~Skeeter The Lurker

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0mxJvVBPslc

Voice recording done by the person who wrote half of this fiction.

4702201 After the whole "dislike all comments" business, I think it's more akin to this.

Uhhh... That happened

Duhhh
...
Wha...